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Updates 9/29/2019
« on: September 29, 2019, 09:14:35 pm »

The VikingTron sparkles up, showing former VWF model, backstage officiate and Runway host Rico sitting in the middle of a cob webbed ring with a bunch of skeletons in the stands. Rico is holding 2019 edition book of Guinness Book of World Records as a fainted Phoenix lays by him.

Rico: See this, we're mentioned in this edition for 2 reasons. Longest running finale, and longest running finale to a dead audience. Neither of which is the true award this organization deserves.

Phoenix: ...

Rico: It should be given the rewards of most stylistic oriented game and the 2 most loyal roster members of any sport!

Phoenix: ...

Rico: Pfft. I tried to warn ol' Viking about this, now look. He's...

Rico's phone rings. ID shows Viking.

Rico: Oooh!!! It's him! Hehehe! *answers* HeeeLLLLLOOOO!

Viking: The Viking King has told you to never post in the updates board, and that....

Rico's text tone goes off, and he checks as Viking is heard ranting on the speaker.

Text from Tazz:

I will!

(end text)

OOC: What the fuck you doing later, I'm short of a man for poker night and Phoenix is too scared to look at his cards.

Rico: Phoenix you up for some hold 'em?

Phoenix: Viking sure sounds mad, is he gonna be there?

Suddenly George Lopez rises through the ring.

George: Someone say Hold e'm? Hey I'm game!

Rico then texts Tazz to just come to the VWF Arena.

Tazz: Fuck!

Rico then gets back to Viking.

Rico: Oh Viking, you're so tense. You should head down here already and give me my daily "backstage assignments." Hehehe. Oh, Georgie you're in yes?

George: Yeah, should I go change?

Rico: Oh yeah. I suggest going to Section 20, Row 7 seat 15. That guy was really going out for this finale by the looks of his vest.

George: Yippie!

Rico: Hurry up, busboy. We aints got all millennium. Hehehe!

Viking: He is going to ram this fidget spinner right up your....

Rico hangs up.

Phoenix: Fidget spinners!? Oh god...

Phoenix faints.

Rico: *holding the book* Maybe next year, after I spruce up Viking's office again. I'm suddenly feeling inspired again. Hehehehehe!

VikingTron Sparkle fades. This was intended to waste your time. You're welcome.

Tune into Rico's Runway every PPV, or else....your makeover could take centuries!

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Re: Updates 9/29/2019
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2019, 05:28:14 pm »

Time wasted.

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Re: Updates 9/29/2019
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2019, 01:56:37 am »

Your wasted

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Re: Updates 9/29/2019
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2019, 06:36:16 am »

So Rico's gonna pretend I never existed?

Fine then.
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