Sunday December 17th, 2006
The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as VWF Revolution begins. The crowd is absolutely bonkers all over the arena and there isn't a fan in his seat in this jam packed 14,000 person here in The Union Center.
Joe Sweep: Hello and welcome to the final VWF Revolution before The End pay per view this Sunday night in Chicago. I'm Joe Sweep and as usual I am joined by the infamous Stuart Goodman.
The vikingtron flickers to life showing images of Dante & Damien as "Assassins" by Insane Clown Posse starts up over the speakers.
Joe Sweep: Looks to me like The Agency will go into The End with the straps, the question remains who will their challengers be..
The crowd pops uncontrollably as “Undestructable” by Gogol Bordello begins to play throughout the Union Center and out with the VWF Anarchy title around his waist is The Perfect Weapon, Surge. Surge slaps the hands of the fans on his way to the ring as he slides under the bottom rope and ascends the corner turnbuckle lifting his arms in the air, embracing the warm reception from the fans.
Joe Sweep: Unbelievable! Surge with a unlikely win.. I mean I thought it was all over and somehow Surge pulls out a huge win over Venom. All I can say is wow!
King of Spades is walking the streets gearing up for his big return match at some bar. He sees the bar and walks in. He grabs himself a seat and starts chatting with the barkeep. He then notices a video camera with the VWF logo emblazed on it. Spades looks around until Cameraman Dave busts through a door and boots him right in the face!
Stuart Goodman: Joe... I love you man... I do..
“Seek and Destroy” By Metallica begins to blair through the arena, as Jonny Kae steps out on to the entrance ramp. A chorus of boos fill the arena, as Kae hits a few poses on the top ramp before walking down.
Joe Sweep: Well Shovelman retains the strap and it looks like he will go on to The End as The United States Champion.
"Voodoo Child" by Hendrix plays over the P.A. and Sage is seen standing at the top of the ramp. Stone, Animal, and James Hughes are seen making their way down to the ring through the crowd at random spots in the arena.
Joe Sweep: James Hughes starting to make a name for himself as he makes the pin for Gods Among Men..
The crowd is psyched up for the next match and the anticipation builds as the steel cage lowers. “Coma Black” by Marilyn Manson plays and the lights dim and you see a figure appear in the entry way. It’s Caretaker and he slowly makes his way down the ramp and the crowd doesn’t really react one way or another.
Stuart Goodman: .....(gulp).....(gulp).
Joe Sweep: What you got there, Stu..
Stuart Goodman: ....(gulp).... Woo... That is some good shit... Woo.. Hits you fast... Woo..Wow, things are really spinning..
Joe Sweep: Is that Scotch..
Stuart Goodman: Scotch and vicodin...
Joe Sweep: Dear God what the hell is wrong with you....
Stuart Goodman: Nothing like a good buzz mixed with that drunken feeling! Oh wow.. I am going to be sooo fucked up...
Joe Sweep: Surprise, surprise...
Normal Tag Match
(VWF Tag Team Championships)
Out to a huge pop from the Philly crowd is Dante & Damien. Moving their heads to the beat of the song, they stop to take in the crowd before stomping down to the ring.
Goodman: Ah shit yeah.. It's the clowns! Boso and Cookie!
Sweep: Who....
The challengers enter the ring as they do a little number for the crowd before tossing their jackets to the fans. As the music stops, Dante and Damien look up at the ramp as "Money" begins to play and out with the tag team straps wrapped around their waists is IRS and Repo Man. The champs both enter the ring using the steps as they yell at their challengers to watch and learn.
Sweep: Watch and learn what...
Goodman: How the hell should I know... I'm feeling really good right now..
All four men currently stand in the ring as the ref takes the titles from IRS and Repo Man, then raises them high in the air for the crowd to see. The ref then hands them to the time keeper as he calls for the bell which sets Dante in motion as he charges at IRS taking him down with a flying elbow to the head. Damien in the meantime locks up with Repo who whips Damien to the ropes and back hitting him with a hip toss. Dante and Repo are the only two standing which causes the ref to demand that they be the ones to start the match off. The two men begin to circle one another for a moment when finally Dante advances on Repo with a series of blows connecting with a right hook. Dante then locks in a side headlock wrenching away at the neck of Repo until Repo reverses it into a back suplex. Repo then quickly gets to his feet and makes the tag to IRS. Repo then picks up Dante and nails him in the gut with a knee strike before throwing him into the waiting boot of IRS.
Sweep: Like them or not, The Agency is great at using team work to help them win.
IRS picks Dante up and cements him with a vicious side walk slam followed by the pin 1...2... and Damien makes the save with a sliding kick to IRS. The ref quickly turns on Damien forcing him out of the ring. IRS gets back to his feet as he whips him back first into the corner with Repo Man. Repo then begins choking Dante, letting him go the moment the ref turns towards him. IRS then picks Dante up and hits him with a old school piledriver. Instead of making the cover IRS tags in Repo Man who immediately starts laying the boots to the clown. Repo then picks Dante up and tries deliver the 'Recollect' but Dante manages to fight his way out of it with a couple of elbows to the head of Repo. Dante then turns it into a jumping DDT which buys himself some time. With his arm extended to the max, Damien pleads for Dante to crawl over and make the cover.
Goodman: Stu look! It's the clowns!
Sweep: Um the name is Joe and we've already established that Stu..
Goodman: Oh yeah.... I'm Stu..
Repo and Dante both begin to stir as Repo is closer to his corner. Repo reaches out and makes the tag the same time Dante tags in Damien. Damien enters the ring and unleashes a fury of shots before nailing IRS with a flatliner. Damien then bounces to the ropes and springboard flips onto the stomach of IRS. Damien with the cover 1...2.. and IRS manages to get his shoulder up in time. Damien goes to pick IRS up but is meet with a back hand to the balls sending him down to one knee. With a smirk on his face, IRS gets to his feet and begins drilling Damien in the face with powerful left hand shots which causes Dante to enter the ring and help out his partner. Dante dropkicks IRS in the back sending him face first into his corner which backfires for the clowns as Repo slaps IRS making the tag. Repo then enters taking out Dante with a missile drop kick. Repo then turns around and ducks under a clothesline from Damien setting it up for the 'Recollect'. Repo then hooks the legs as the ref counts 1...2...3... as Dante is too late to make the save!
Sweep: I'll be damned! Repo Man stealing the win! What a counter by the thief as the Agency retaining once again..
Stuart Goodman: Look at the colors...
Joe Sweep: Stu are you ok...
Stuart Goodman: The colors are so pretty...
Joe Sweep: Wow... Looks like I'm on my own.. Alright ladies and gentleman up next we have the VWF Anarchy Champion in a non-title match going up against the lunatic madman, Venom...So be a blood bath!
Stuart Goodman: I love the colors...
Extreme Hardcore Match
Surge then jumps down from the turnbucke, handing his title to the ref when "The Way I Am" starts up as the vikingtron shows the image of Venom.
Sweep: Just a reminder..This is a non-title match between these two men...
Goodman: Joe.. I like you.. Your um.. um..wow...I feel great!
Venom comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd as he gets half way down the ramp before being meet by Surge on the outside. The two men lock up as it quickly turns into a mismatch as Venom overpowers Surge and throws him into the front row of the fans. Venom then grabs Surge by the hair and brings him back over the guardrail and onto his back on the ramp way. Venom then begins stomping on the chest of Surge before picking him up and dropping with a wicked clothesline. Venom smiles sadistically as he heads towards the ring. Venom then drops to his knees and begins scavaging under the ring tossing out a chair, a table, a fire estinguisher, a stop sign and a shovel.
Sweep: Who the hell puts that under there.. I mean they find the oddest things under the ring...
Venom picks up the chair and gets ready to unleash on Surge but is blind sided with a shot to the head by an empty beer bottle that Surge snatched from one of the fans. With blood dripping down the side of his head, Venom tries to get to his feet but is meet with a drop kick from Surge. Surge then drops down on top of Venom and starts driving his fists into the open cut of Venom. Surge then picks up the stop sign and places it on the chest of Venom. Surge then jumps onto the ring apron and leaps off with a back flip landing on top of the stop sign. Surge then makes the cover on the outside as the ref counts 1...2.. and Venom kicks out.
Goodman: Hey... That sign means stop!
Sweep: Yes.. Yes it does.. But not tonight.. Tonight it's being used as a weapon.
With Venom's blood all over his fists, Surge picks Venom up and nails him right between the eyes with the bloodied fist. Surge then tries to whip Venom into the guardrail but Venom reverses it into an Alabama slam on the outside which causes the crowd to let out a load awe. Venom then picks up the shovel and begins weilding it on Surge until finally Venom breaks the plastic shovel on the head of Surge busting the Anarchy champion open.
Sweep: Both men are now busted open as Venom has evened the playing fields..
Venom grabs the table and sets it up on the outside before picking Surge up and slamming him head first into the steel ring post. Venom then rolls Surge into the ring and follows in after him. Venom attempts the cover but only gets a two count. Venom then gets back to his feet and attempts a fist drop to the head of Surge, but misses as Surge rolls out of the way. Hurting his fist in the process, Venom grabs his hand in pain. Surge then gets to his feet and nails Venom with a fury of blows before irish whipping him to the ropes and delivering a hurracanrana that takes the big man down. Surge then gets back to his feet and heads to the nearest turnbuckle. Surge then removes the cushion to expose the steel cable. Surge then helps Venom to his feet as he throws a couple of shots to the body of Venom for good measure before throwing him into the exposed corner. Venom drops to his knees as he tries to comfort his back by rubbing it the best he could. Surge then charges at Venom nailing him in the head with a running knee strike snapping Venom's neck back and into the second rung of the turnbuckle. Surge then picks Venom up and delivers a suplex into a front slam as the crowd pops. With the blood on Surge's face starting to run down his lips and chin he wipes it away using his shirt before dropping to the canvas to make the cover 1...2.. and Venom kicks out.
Sweep: Both men taking it to that next level as it doesn't seem like either one wants to lose...
Surge gets back to his feet as he picks Venom up and attempts a suplex but can't get the big man up. Venom then turns it into a stalling suplex of his own dropping Surge flat on his back. Venom then exits the ring and closes down the table. Venom then slides the table into the ring followed by the steel chair. A little whoozy from the lose of blood, Venom staggers into the ring. Venom picks up the chair and measures up Surge who is using the ropes to pull himself up. Venom then takes a giant swing at Surge missing and hitting the ropes instead causing the chair to bounce back and nail himself in the head.
Goodman: Hahahahaha! That was awesome..
Thinking this one is over, Surge falls ontop of Venom making the cover 1...2..and Venom once more kicks out stunning the crowd and Surge. Surge then begins hammering away at the open cut on the head of Venom as he gets Venom up and then delivers a half assed spike driver. Surge with the cover 1...2... and Venom gets his shoulder up. Angered by the fact he can't keep Venom down, Surge begins setting up the table in the center of the ring. Surge then turns around to an awaiting Venom who picks Surge up and delivers a riveting spinebuster through the table. With both men seemingly exhausted, Venom draps his arm over the body of Surge as the ref makes the count 1....2....and Surge gets his shoulder up at the last second causing the crowd to cheer.
Sweep: I can't believe it! Surge got his shoulder up... These two men do not want to stay down..
Venom exhalts all his energy to get back to his feet as he pulls Surge from the wreckage. Venom then goes to the ropes and comes back with a body splash but Surge gets his knees up. Grasping at his stomach in pain Venom rolls around the ring as Surge gets up. Surge then picks Venom up and delivers a roundhouse spin kick knocking the big man on his ass. Surge then looks around and finds the steel chair as he picks it up and places it on the face of Venom. Surge then heads to the corner turnbuckle as the crowd begins to cheer.
Sweep: Are you kidding me... Surge don't do it!
Surge signals to the crowd as he tries positioning himself on the top when suddenly jumping over the guardrail is Ahmed Khan. Khan then jumps up and shoves Surge off of the turnbuckle sending him down to the canvas, landing awkwardly on his back. Khan then begins yelling at Surge from the outside, cussing him out as Venom gets up, looks at Khan and then picks the chair up and smashes it on head of Surge. Venom then drops the chair, picks Surge up and delivers the 'Poison Arrow'. Venom then puts his foot on the chest of Surge as the ref counts 1...2....and unbelievably Surge kicks out!
Sweep: I can't believe it! Surge kicked out.. I mean he kicked out!
Venom can't believe it either as on the outside Khan has an angered and pissed off expression on his face as Venom picks Surge up and gets ready to deliver the 'Poison Arrow' again, but Surge manages to wiggle under hitting the 'Plastic Surgeon' on Venom which sends the crowd into a complete frenzy. Surge hooks the leg as the ref counts along with the fans 1...2.....3!
Stuart Goodman: Woo hoo.. Spring break!
Joe Swee: Stu, what the hell is wrong with you.. I mean I've seen you drunk before but this is just off the charts... Hey leave your shirt on!
Bar Room Brawl
Sweep: He nearly took his head off with that shot!
Dave and Spades start brawling, neither man getting an advantage. Spades then ducks Dave’s last punch, grabs a barstool and breaks it over Dave’s head. Dave is knocked out and Spades tries to make the cover but Mick suddenly arrives and prevents Spades from making the cover. Spades then puts Mick in a bearhug and starts squeezing the life out of Mick. But Dave regains consciousness and breaks two bottles on Spades head. Spades lets go of Mick and tries to fight Dave.
Sweep: What are you crying for Stu...
Goodman: Those poor beer bottles.. They didn't even stand a chance....Bastard!
Sweep: Um, you really may want to think about laying off the booze..
Unfortunately for Spades, Mick and Dave team up to take down Spades. Spades is hit by a double clothesline and he goes down. Then Spades is hit by a double elbow drop. But the team falls apart when Mick and Dave start arguing over who should make the pin. Mick pushes Dave away but Dave pushes back and it quickly degrades to another brawl.
Sweep: Neither man wants to let the other make the pin..This could turn ugly.
Spades recovers from the elbows and watches Dave and Mick fighting it out. Spades just sits down and orders a beer. He drinks the beer as Dave and Mick keep on brawling so Spades pulls out a match and lights it. Spades wait until Dave and Mick brawl a bit too close and Spades spits out his beer onto the match, creating a huge fireball. The fireball hits Mick full force in the face and he hits the floor hard. Spades then smashes the pitcher his beer was in on Dave’s head.
Sweep: What a brutal shot to the head!
Spades then hits a massive clothesline on Dave and makes the pin but Mick pushes Spades out of the way and pins Dave himself. Dave powers out of the pin just as Spades does a jumping elbow drop, hitting Dave in the stomach. Spades tries to make the pin but Mick hits Spades with a dropkick before he can touch Dave. Dave crawls out of the way as Mick tries to make a cover but only covers the floor. Dave and Spades then begin to trade blows as Dave grabs an empty bottle and smashes into the head of Spades. In the meantime, Mick pushes himself off the floor as he gets ready to engage himself in the action, when suddenly the bar room door opens and in walks Synic!
Sweep: What the hell.. It's the monster Synic!
Mick looks at the monster and then at Spades and Dave, then back at Synic. Mick then shakes his head and charges right at Synic, but is caught with a right hand shot from the monster. Synic then picks Mick up and throws him into the wall and then tries taking his head off with a boot, but Mick ducks causing Synic to put his foot through the wall. On the other side of the bar, Spades has Dave set up for a suplex as he delivers it on the pool table. Spades then grabs the eight ball and drives it into the head of Dave. Back in the front of the bar Mick and Synic are exchanging blows as Mick gets the better of the monster with a haymaker rocking Synic. Synic however muscles up and grabs Mick by the throat and delivers the 'Redemption' Choke Slam on the floor of the bar. With a smirk on his face, Synic grabs a beer from one of the men in the bar, takes a swig and then pours it on the face of Mick before leaving the bar.
Sweep: Mick is down... and it looks to me like he is out of this match!
Spades pulls Dave off the pool table and delivers the 'Freeze Frame', he then makes the pin and a referee comes out of the bathroom and counts 1…2….3.
Joe Sweep: ...Sigh... That's good Stu.. That really is!
Stuart Goodman: ...(gulp, gulp)....
Joe Sweep: Well up next is our rematch for the United States title as Jonny Kae will be given the chance to redeem his lose last week on Revolution to the Columbian Nightmare.
Stuart Goodman: Woooooooowwwww...
Normal Match
(VWF United States Championship
The crowd’s reaction doesn’t seem to faze him at all as he climbs into the ring, with a confident smirk on his face. As he struts around the ring, still smirking, his music cuts. “Mud Shovel” by Staind begins to play, and out to the cheers of the crowd comes The Amazing Shovelman, with the US title around his waist. Shovelman walks out on to the ramp and kneels down, extending his shovel into the air, getting an even bigger cheer from the crowd. He gets back up and pulls a microphone up and begins to speak.
Shovelman: Hola everyone! That’s right, your united states champion is on his way to the ring. But before I go down there and slap around this stupid brit, I wanted to say a few words. First, its good to finally have a title back in my hands, maybe now I can make it worth something. Secondly, Kae, you may think you are getting this back tonight, but rest assured, this is as close to my title as you will get you fuck!
With that Shovelman charges down to the ring and slides in. He is met by Kae and the two begin to exchange blows immediately Shovelman quickly gets the upper hand as he has momentum on his side and delivers a standing drop kick to Kae, knocking him to the mat. Shovelman pops right back up and runs back at the ropes and comes back with an elbow drop on Kae. With out slowing down, Shovelman then goes to work with mounted punches, not giving Kae any chance to rest.
Sweep: Shovelman going to work quickly in this match, trying to negate Jonny Kae’s considerable strength advantage with his speed.
Shovelman then drags Kae back to his feet, and sling shots him into the ropes, and hits a quick arm drag on the way back. Kae bounces back up quickly, however, and backs away from Shovelman, breaking his momentum. Kae starts to circle with the Columbian Nightmare, before attempting to tie up. Kae easily overpowers the smaller Shovelman and pushes him into the corner. The ref breaks it up and makes Kae give him a fair break, but as soon as the ref moves, Kae lays into Shovelman with a vicious series of chops, switching from right to left, he takes no break between them.
Sweep: Kae laying into Shovelman with some vicious chops as the Columbian Nightmare tries to recover.
Shovelman is able to cover up and stager out of the corner holding his chest in pain after six chops. As he staggers out, Kae grabs him and hits a ring shaking powerslam. Kae hooks the leg and goes for the cover but only gets one and a half. Kae drags Shovelman back to his feet, and lifts him up in a stalling vertical suplex, letting all the blood rush to his head before droping him. Jonny gets up and starts to taunt the downed Shovelman, slaping him on the head as he tries to get back to his feet. The smirk is quickly wiped of his face as Shovelman hits a desperation low blow, bringing the big man down on the mat.
Sweep: I don't care how big you are, when you get hit in the nuts like that forget about it!
With both man on there knees, Shovelman starts to hit Kae with some slow right hands. He quickly picks up the pace and after a few punches gets back to his feet, runs to the ropes and comes back with a low drop kick to the chin of Jonny Kae. There is a collective gasp as the sound of Shovelman’s boot connecting with Kae’s jaw can be heard even in the farthest corner of the arena. Shovelman goes for the cover and the ref counts 1…2….but Kae is just able to kick out. Shovelman gets back up, and looks a little frustrated. Kae hauls himself back up to his feet using the ropes. Kae looks completely dazed as he turns around and ties to mount some offense on Shovelman. The two begin to exchange blows in the middle of the ring. Kae manages to lock Shovelman in a side headlock. Shovelman tries to fight out of it, but he cant. As he struggles around the ring, he even tries to lift Kae up with a back drop suplex to counter, but he just doesn’t have the strength to back it up.
Goodman: Hola!
Sweep: Sigh... Stu, that part is over..
Goodman: Hola...
Eventually Shovelman gets to the ropes and is able to push Kae off while holding on to the ropes. Kae comes back and they both try to shoulder block. Shovelman is knocked down by the bigger Kae, as he just laughs. Still laughing, Kae picks up Shovelman and tries to hit him with another stalling vertical suplex, but Shovelman blocks with his leg, and Kae can’t lift him. Kae tries to lift again, but Shovelman keeps blocking. As Kae is trying to lift him, Shovelman counter lifts and drops Kae with the Revolution Brainbuster. Shovelman quickly goes for the cover and the ref drops down to count 1…2…..thr.. and Kae kicks out.
Sweep: Jonny kicked out! He kicked out!
Shovelman is a little disappointed as he gets back to his feet. Shovelman then begins drilling into the forehead of Kae with vicious shots. Shovelman then gets Kae to his feet and tries delivering another Revolution Brainbuster, but this time Kae blocks it and turns it into a suplex of his own. Still a little hazy from Shovelman's finsiher Kae shakes his head to remove the cobwebs before picking Shovelman up and body slamming him back to the canvas. Kae then flexes for the crowd as they boo with utter despise. Kae then picks Shovelman up and whips him to the ropes following it up with a clothesline sending both men outside the wrong.
Sweep: Both men are down.. It's looks like Kae landing squaring on his arm..
Kae is the first to his feet as he grabs at his injured arm before laying into the body of Shovelman with the boots. As the ref continues to count, Kae picks Shovelman up but is meet with a shot to the head with a pair of brass knuckles right between the eyes dropping Kae to the floor and causing the ref to signal for the bell.
Sweep: Shovelman just got dqed! I mean he just nailed Kae right between the eyes...
Shovelman retrieves his belt and walks past the body of Kae as "Mud Shovel" plays through out the Union Center.
Stuart Goodman: When is this End you keep talking about...
Joe Sweep: Next Sunday Stu.. We're taking the same flight.. Alright well up next is our handicap tag match, which should be one hell of a match between some of the biggest names in the VWF!
Handicap Hardcore Tag Match
Joe Sweep: The Gods Among Men look steadfast here tonight.
Sage makes his down the ramp and the others make their way over the guardrail. They don't have long to wait for the competition as "Don't Hate Me" plays and Crimson Lightening, Viking King and Cisco Kid run down the ramp and begin to brawl with the G.A.M. Crimson immediately goes after Sage, the two of them begin to exchange blows as Cisco and Hughes tie up for a grapple, with Cisco getting the upper hand and planting Hughes with a snap suplex. Viking takes on the approaching Stone and Animal with a spear to Animal, but Stone dropkicks Viking in the back of the head. Viking shakes it off but Stone and Animal keep him off his feet with a series of tandem stomps to the mid section. Cisco is quick to even the numbers with Devil's Sin, and the G.A.M. pull away to their corner. Viking and Stone start the match as the bell rings as Crimson and Sage have taken their battle to the outside and are brawling up the ramp.
Joe Sweep: Sage and Crimson are beating the holy hell out of each other! Good stuff!
Viking and Stone lock up and Viking whips Stone into the corner. Viking charges but Stone is aware and moves out of the way, Viking stops himself from smashing into the turnbuckle, but Stone catches him with an uppercut to the throat. Stone grabs him by the neck and bulldogs him into the canvas. He then proceeds to drag him to his corner, where he tags in Animal and the partners go to work on the Viking King, where him down a double suplex until the ref gets Stone out of the ring. Backstage, Cimson and Sage are continuing to battle. Sage whips Crimson into the wall and then grabs a fire extinguisher off the wall and slams it into his gut.
Stuart Goodman: Boy that looks like a typical family night at the Sweep home...
Joe Sweep: You've never been to my house! Shut up! Sage is trying to soften Crimson up for the PPV!
Back in the ring, Animal whips Viking into the ropes and follows it a clotheline. Animal then picks Viking up and hits the Death Strike!
Joe Sweep: Animal hits his finisher! This could be over!
Animal goes for a pin but Viking kicks out. Animal picks Viking back up, but Viking attacks him and finishes it with a neckbreaker. The two men are struggling to get to their corners, but Viking smacks Cisco's hand and the crowd errupts and Animal makes it to Hughes who tags in. Cisco and Hughes then exchange blows and begin to battle.
Stuart Goodman: Can we get a camera backstage... I wanna see who's getting their ass whipped!
Backstage, Crimson has taken the upperhand on Sage, who is seen smashing Sage's face into the grill of a VWF 18-wheeler. Crimson then wipes the sweat from his eyes, but the first thing he sees when he opens them again is the sight of John Crazy swinging a steel chair in his face. Crimson falls flat on his face but Sage comes around and begins to fight with Crazy. They don't battle for long before Justin Possible charges towards them with a chair of his own. He aims for Sage but takes out Crazy instead when Sage ducks. Possible and Sage then turn on each other, exchanging punches with Sage starting to bleed. Crimson and Crazy get up and begin to exchange blows as an all out melee errupts backstage.
Stuart Goodman: God damn Sweep, this is pandemonium! Reminds me off the Goodman family reunion!
Joe Sweep: Only less booze, huh?
In the ring, Cisco has gained the upper hand in the match and is taking it to Hughes. Cisco lands a kick to Hughes' midsection before taking him down with a snapmare takedown. Cisco then climbs the top rope and looks like he is going for the Mexican Meltdown but Stone and Animal run in ad knock him from his perch. Viking jumps back into the mix as well and the five of them begin to fight at once. Viking double clotheslines Stone and Animal out of the ring, and Cisco swings at Hughes with a clothesline but Hughes gets under it hitting Cisco in the stomach with a boot and then delivers the 'Scunthorpe Plunge'. Hughes then runs at Viking and clothelines him out of the ring. Hughes then hooks both legs of Cisco as the ref counts 1..2...3.
Joe Sweep: Gods Among Men with the win here! Hughes getting the huge pin!!
Stuart Goodman: Yeah but lets see whats going on backstage!
The referees finally pull Crazy, Crimson, Possible and Sage apart and restore order backstage the referees are having to physically restrain Crazy from tearing apart Crimson, who has taken quite a beating during the battle.
Joe Sweep: Wow, and Possible still has a match coming up!
Stuart Goodman: Yeah yeah... I like girls..
Joe Sweep: Hahaha... Seriously Stu... Your one of a kind buddy..One of a kind.. Up next is the Main Event!
Triple Threat Cage Match
Officials lock the cage into place and open the door for the 6 foot 6 giant of a man to enter this hellatious steel desolate room. The music stops and “Down with the Sickness” comes on to the P.A. The crowd boo’s horrifically and Bishop just struts down the ramp with a solid glare set on Caretaker.
Sweep: Well this two men with some bitter history between them... Mix in Justin Possible and this could turn into a blood bath.
CT sends a nasty set of eyes back at the almost equally heightened Bishop. And as Bishop enters the cage both men waste no time to exchange fists. Both men hammer on each other as if they were in the 3rd grade fighting over custody of a frog they found. As the two big men go at it we hear “Stigmata Diaboli” explode as loud as the audience and Justin Possible shoots down the ramp like a mad man. He leaps onto the steel and climbs to the top in no time at all.
Sweep: Here he comes!
With Bishop and Caretaker unaware, Possible scopes out both men and then in an unexpected maneuver, Possible lunges off the top of the steel and lands an insane body press drop from 12 feet in the air. All three men are down, the bell rings and the door is closed and locked up tight. Possible is defiantly feeling the effects of his risky move as well as Caretaker and Bishop who are all stirring in the steel barricade. All three men struggle to gain some kind of energy and Caretaker is the first to his feet. A little bit disoriented he stumbles to Bishop. CT grabs Bishop by the hair and begins to rake his face along the steel. In between some pauses Taker starts gauging the forehead of Bishop with his finger then proceeds to rake his face on the steel once again. Bishop’s skin starts to break and blood begins to seep down his face. Meanwhile JP recovers as well and he runs at Caretaker and Justin dropkicks him, not only causing CT’s head to hit the steel but also crushing Bishop under the weight of Caretaker.
Sweep: Well that didn't take long.. Bishop already shedding blood!
Possible follows up on Taker bringing him to his feet and hitting a very precise Double Arm DDT. Possible then applies a Camel Clutch on Caretaker but it is quickly broken up by the bloodied Bishop. Bishop then begins to trade shots with Possible and gets the upper hand. Bishop hits a snap suplex on Possible and then Bishop follows up with a show of brute strength in a Guerilla Press Slam. Interesting thing, Bishop tosses Possible with force onto Caretaker. Bishop then goes to the wall of the cage and begins to climb on the ropes. Both Justin and CT shake off the cobwebs and grab each leg of Bishop and aggressively bring him off of the cage onto the canvas. J-Man is then quick to hit Taker with a strait edge chop. Taker just smiles and then wraps both hands around Justin’s neck and lifts him up. Possible’s legs flail as he struggles to breath and then he is thrown hard into the steel.
Sweep: What show of strength and power by the Deadman...
Justin tends to his neck and back as he lay in searing pain. Caretaker marvels at the effects of his attack and then is interrupted by Bishop with a double axe handle to the back. Bishop then proceeds with Multiple German Suplex’s. Before Bishop releases his clutch on CT as he backs up close to one of the walls of the cage and then sends Caretaker neck first into the steel finaly releasing in mid suplex. The crowd begins to chant “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!”. Bishop then turns around and looks for Justin who instantly flies from the top rope with a spear on Bishop. The crowd is on its feet in admiration of the amazing match so far. Possible then signals for the end and brings Bishop up. With a kick to the midsection Possible sets up for the Hangman. The crowd is screaming in anticipation. Possible lifts Bishop in position and then brings the big man down with amazing power on to his neck.
Sweep: Oh my God!! I think he broke Bishop's neck.. Did you see the way it snapped back..
Caretaker is still feeling the effects of the release suplex he suffered earlier and it seems as if Possible is clear for the win. He begins to climb the cage and is almost at the top when all of the sudden we see a commotion in the crowd. All of the sudden we see s hooded figure with a chair leap over the guard rail and climb the cage. Waiting patiently half way for Possible to peak his head over the figure then swings the chair up with one hand cracking Possible in the head. Justin shakes it off and tries to kick out the other hand of the unknown person. The man then drops down from the cage and steps back from the structure as Possible almost gets a leg over and is stopped from continuing to victory. Caretaker is holding on to Possible’s leg and Possible tries to kick him away. While Possible is trying to get away from Taker, the masked man has bolt cutters and he cuts the door of the cage open. The masked man enters the cage and begins to help Bishop who is still undergoing fatigue from Possible’s finisher.
Sweep: What the hell.. Who is that and what is he doing helping Bishop..
All of the sudden someone else is running through the crowd and the crowd explodes to see its none other then “Insane” Dave Payne. Payne jumps the rail and gets into the ring. At this time Possible and Caretaker are both at the top of the cage going shot for shot. Payne spins the masked man around and lands a “Structural Defect” on him. The crowd is shocked but screaming with great enthusiasm. Payne then goes to take off the hood of the man and looks around as he proceeds to slowly remove the mask. Bishop is crawling for the open door and as Bishop reaches the door and falls out of the cage a few seconds before that Possible grabs Caretaker and throws both of them off of the top of the cage 15 feet to the ground. All three men are on the ground and the crowd chants loudly “VWF, VWF, VWF”. The referee doesn’t know what to do and the announcer comes into the ring to talk it out with the ref. Payne is distracted by all of the mayhem! The announcer then goes on to announce that"
Announcer: Due to the fact that all three contenders of the match reached the floor at the same time. To determine the winner, this match is now a “Falls Count Anywhere” match!
Sweep: What... Dear God, don't you think these men had enough..
The bell rings and Bishop gets to his feet, he walks over to Caretaker and Justin as back in the ring Payne goes to unmask the man and it is none other then… Eric Slayer. Payne doesn’t know what to do and he just exit’s the ring looking back in complete shock as Slayer follows Payne up the ramp way and into the back. When suddenly a loud explosion is heard as the Pyros explode enormously as Caretaker’s Army, who are also coming out of the other arena entrance ways start to slowly make their way around the ring all carrying flaming Caretaker’s cross.
Sweep: What in God's kingdom is going on!
Caretaker looks up toward the ceiling as 3 hooded figures holding Caretaker’s Cross slowly make their way down hanging from a rope down from the ceiling and unto the ring. They each bring their heads up looking straight at Bishop and Justin, their faces hidden in the dark. They each attempt to go for Justin and Bishop but the rope restrains them. Caretaker walks to the ring, and one by one he takes the noose of the ropes off slowly, each Army member then starts to walk up the ring steps until one eventually gets to the top. The 3 in the middle being to methodically walk toward Justin and Bishop just stand there and watch.
One at a time they each pull down their hoods on their robes revealing….
Sweep: Um, it's John Crazy, Tazz and Shovelman...
The 3 stomp their crosses into the mat as lightning strikes them setting them on fire. After seeing who it is, Justin and Bishop look at one another and then head straight for the three men as the show ends with Bishop and Possible tossing the three men out of the ring.
THE SHOW ENDS