vwf warzone
April 28th, 2002
The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as Warzone begins. The crowd are going bonkers all over the arena and there isn't a fan in his seat in this packed 20,000 arena.
John Russoe: "Hello folks and welcome to this weeks Warzone."
Mick Tyrell: "That's right folks, we're here for another installement of action and adreniline brought to you by the on and only Viking Wrestling Federation."
John Russoe: "I'm John Russoe and this is Mick Tyrell, and we are the OFFICIAL announcers for VWF Warzone ."
Mick Tyrell: "We have an action-packed edition of Warzone here for you folks. This is the last VWF Live Event before our first Pay-Per-View with the returning VWF CEO Triple B at Pandemonium II..."
John Russoe: "...Let's get on with this, eh? "
Genesis Vs. Maxine Baibe
Normal Match
Preview: None
Maxine and Genesis start it off in the middle of the ring. Neither one looks really to thrilled about wrestling. They tie up, and Maxine takes control with a headlock on Genesis. Genesis pushes her off into the ropes and gives her a chop on the rebound. Maxine holds her chest and Genesis chops her again.Genesis sees that Maxine is n pain, and stops chopping. Maxine then explodes into Genesis with a clothesline. Maxine wonders what to do next and waits for Genesis to get up. Genesis is up and Maxine goes for a piledriver to Genesis. But she counters with a back body drop. Maxine is on the ground and Genesis looks like she is ready to finish of Maxine. The ref is talking to the timekeeper for some reason. CURT EVANS COMES IN THROUGH THE CROWD AND NAILS GENESIS IN THE BACK WITH A CHAIR. Genesis stumbles over and Maxine hits the #1 Stunner on Genesis. Maxine covers and the ref counts. 1...2...3! Maxine’s music plays as Curt carries Maxine to the back, while the fans don’t know what to think.
Maxine Baibe wins
John Russoe: " !"
Mike Tyrell: " !"
John Russoe: " ..."
The Viking King and Hollywood Hogan Vs. Big V and Redline
Tag-Team Match
Preview: The Viking King has returned! And what better way to welcome Him back, than with a match of the two guys who think so highly of themselves, they like to refer to themselves as "The." .
The 4 men start out in the middle of the ring. Hollywood and Big V start of in the middle of the ring. Big V ties up with Hogan, giving him a huge knee to the stomach. Hogan buckles over and is suplexed by Big V. Big V gets to his feet rather quickly, and gets a big DDT from Hogan. Hogan covers. 1...2.. Kickout! Hogan and Big V get to their feet feet. Big V gives Hogan a jawbreaker. Hogan staggers back and gets a Superkick from Big V. Hogan tries to get to his feet but is powerbombed by Big V. Big V covers. 1...2... Kickout. Big V looks pissed. Big V tags in Redline while Hogan crawls over to Viking. They tag their respected partnetrs and Viking and Redline go at each other. Redline starts it off by clotheslining Viking. Redline puts the boots to Viking. He manages to keep the big man down for quite awhile. But Viking keeps trying to get up. Redline drops his fist into the back of Viking. Sending him down again. Redline locks the Boston Crab on Viking King, Viking yells out in in pain and scrambles for the ropes. Viking grabs at the rope and Redline is forced to let go of the hold. Viking is up and is belted with a huge haymaker from Redline. Viking collapses into the turnbukcle. Redline goes for a splash, but Viking counters with a huge clothesline to Redline. Redline goes down like a ton of bricks, but gets up rather quickly. Viking catches him with a kneeling powerbomb. Redline tries to get up but gets the VIKING DRIVER FROM THE VIKING KING. Viking covers. 1...2...3! ) .
The Viking King and Hollywood Hulk Hogan win
Surge Vs. Blitzkrieg Vs. Venom Vs. Danny Van Dam
Quadrupile Match
Preview: None
The 4 men start out in the middle of the ring. Surge and Blitzkrieg tie up while Venom throws DVD out of the ring, following him. Blitz overpowers the lighter Surge, tossing into the turbuckle and starts laying into him with rights. Surge seems out of it as he is bombarded by rights hands. Blitz whips him into the ropes and powerslams him on the rebound. Surge rolls after the impact and gets to his feet holding his back. Blitz clotheslines him out of the ring, but gets a neckbreaker from DVD for his troubles. DVD drops a leg to the throat of Blitz, but Blitz grabs his legs right afterwords, he gets to his feet holding DVD’s right leg, but DVD catches him with an enziguri, Blitz wobbles around and DVD jumps on to a turnbuckle, then jumps off catching Blitz with a missle dropkick sending Blitz out of the ring. Venom is in now and gives DVD a kick to the midsection. He powerbombs DVD, and holds onto it, and manages to powerbomb him again. DVD lays out, with the wind knocked out of him. Venom grabs him by the hair and hoists him onto his back. He gives DVD a samoan drop. DVD rolls out of the ring. Venom is celebrating in the middle of the ring, when Surge comes up behind him and gives him a German Suplex. He holds onto it and gives him a 2nd German Suplex. He still keeps the hold and gives him a 3rd final German Suplex. Surge goes to toss Venom out of the ring but Venom blocks it and lowblows Surge, he nails Surge with a pulling piledriver, slamming his head right into the mat. Surge rolls out of the ring, clutching the side of it. Venom is up but gets a sidekick from DVD. Venom goes down and DVD climbs the turnbuckle, he leeps off hitting a huge frog splash to the downed Venom. Venom is motionless as DVD is clutching his ribs. Blitz comes in and lifts up DVD and scores with an IRON CROSS TO DANNY VAN DAM. Blitz is about to cover when a bloddied Surge suprises him with THE PLASTIC SURGEON TO BLITZKRIEG. Surge is disoriented and allows for Blitz and Danny to roll out of the ring, but he covers Venom as the ref counts. 1...2...3! Surge wins! He rolls out of the ring as his music plays, with blood running down Surge’s face.
Surge wins
John Russoe: " ."
Mike Tyrell: " ?"
The Rick and Timberwolf Vs. Curtis Payne and Flex Johnson
Tag-Team Match
Preview: None...
(Curtis Payne's theme music starts to play over the PA system as Curtis Payne walks out with Flex Johnson following behind him. They walk down the ramp and down the aisle. Flex slides into the ring and Curtis enters it slowly. They get in the center of the ring. Curtis throws his hands up and slams them down as flames burst out of the turnbuckles.)
John Russoe: There they are the Destructive Duo of Curtis Payne and Flex Johnson.
Mike Tyrell: Going up against a new team that is sponsered by the oWo in The Rick and Timberwolf.
("Everlong" by The Foo Fighters blares over the PA system as green lights flash and the Rick's oWo Viking-Tron flashes. Amy Dumas walks out first and points to the entrance way as The Rick and Timberwolf walk out to a chorus of cheers! The trio walk down the ramp and aisle. Timberwolf slides into the ring as The Rick gets on the ring apron. Curtis gets to his corner as Flex and Timberwolf are in the ring. Timberwolf and Flex lock up. DING DING DING! Timberwolf locks Flex in a headlock and goes for a bulldog but Flex throws Timberwolf down. Flex jumps up and hits Timberwolf with a leg drop! Flex covers as the ref counts 1...2....kick out! Both men get up and Flex goes for a clothesline but Timberwolf ducks and hits Flex with a standing calf kick! Timberwolf rolls over and covers Flex hooking the leg. The ref counts 1...2...kick out by Flex! TW picks up Flex and whips him into the corner where the Rick is waiting. TW runs over and hits an angled splash on Flex. TW tags the Rick.) John Russoe: Timberwolf tags in the Rick for his team trying to isolate Flex in there corner. (The Rick enters and starts to stomp Flex in the corner. The Rick kicks Flex down and then gives him the double bird. The Rick steps back and kicks Flex in the head. The Rick picks up Flex and whips him into the opposite corner. Curtis Payne tags Flex in the back as the Rick charges foward. Curtis gets on the top turnbuckle but the Rick stops in mid-move. Curtis jumps down and charges towards the Rick. Curtis goes for the big boot but the Rick ducks. The Rick starts punching away on Curtis to the rope. The Rick whips Curtis and hits him with a back body toss! Curtis gets up and the Rick kicks Curtis in the midsection and hits the DDT! The Rick covers and the ref counts 1...2...kick out! Both men get up and Curtis knocks The Rick down with a fierce punch. Curtis picks up The Rick and whips him into the corner. The Rick flips up and accidently tags in Timberwolf falling to the outside.)
John Russoe: Oh my! Curtis just forced the Rick to tag in Timberwolf.
(Amy Dumas tends to The Rick as Timberwolf looks down. Curtis Payne runs over and flips Timberwolf in. Curtis picks up Timberwolf and Flex runs over stomping on the Rick. Curtis locks Timberwolf up and nails him with THE BRAIN DAMAGE!!! Curtis covers hooking the leg as the ref counts 1...2...3! DING DING DING!!! Curtis gets out of the ring and leaves with Flex as Curtis and The Rick look on with a furious looks on there faces as the scene fades.)
Curtis Payne and Flex Johnson win
Fugitive and Eddy Johnson Vs. Dr.Feelgood and Darren Phoenix
Tag-Team Match
Preview: None...
("Dr.Feelgood" by Montly Crue blares over the PA system as Dr.Feelgood walks out with Darren Phoenix slowly following with his VWF Tag Team champion belt around his waist. They walk down the ramp and aisle and slide into the ring. Darren Phoenix takes off his title belt as the crowd boos the duo.)
John Russoe: There is one half of the VWF Tag Team champions in Darren Phoenix.
Mike Tyrell: Joining forces with the Great Doctor himself!
("Derbiss" by Derb blares over the PA system and the fans cheer. "The Dragon" Eddy Johnson makes his way out onto the stage, wearing black Oakley sunglasses, a black leather jacket, a green T-shirt with a picture of a dragon in a fireball on it, blue jeans, and black Converse All-Stars. He raises his arms as he walks out as pyrotechnics rain from over the stage. He then stops at the top of the ramp, dips his arms down below his shoulders, and brings them back out, parallel with the stage as two jets of flame cross into an "X" behind him as the crowd cheers on. The fire dissapates before blasting back out into the "X" again, then one final time. Eddy lowers his arms and walks down the ramp casually, slapping hands with the fans. He climbs up onto the ring apron and looks out to the crowd across the ring, then turns around towards the entranceway and looks at the crowd on both sides of the aisle. He then goes under the top rope, walks into the ring, and climbs a turnbuckle, raising his arms to the cheers of the crowd. He does this to the next turnbuckle, acknowledging the fans as they give their cheers of approval before he climbs down into the ring, taking off his sunglasses and jacket to get ready for his match.)
John Russoe: Eddy "The Dragon" Johnson is looking to kick some ass and remake his name in the VWF.
Mike Tyrell: But his partner....oh man! He's the hottest thing in the VWF right now.
(As that is said "Trust?" by Limp Bizkit blares over the PA system as light green neon lights flash and "The Original Outlaw" Fugitive walks out with the VWF United Internet and Hardcore championship title belts over his shoulders to a chorus of cheers. Fugitive walks down the ramp and down the aisle and looks up in the ring. Eddy looks at Fugitive as Dr.Feelgood and Darren Phoenix attack Eddy from behind. DING DING DING!!! Fugitive drops his titles and slides into the ring punching away at Feelgood as DP stomps away on Eddy. Fugitive clotheslines himself and Feelgood to the outside as DP picks up Eddy. DP whips Eddy into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Eddy ducks and catches Eddy with a neckbreaker! Eddy rolls over and covers as the ref counts 1...2...kick out! Fugitive punches Feelgood and punches him over the announce table. Feelgood gets up and Fugitive dives over the announce table attacking away on Feelgood. Eddy picks up DP and hits a suplex! Eddy covers DP and the ref counts 1...2...kick out!)
John Russoe: Another two count by Eddy.
Mike Tyrell: Forget about the action in the ring. Look at Fugitive and Feelgood fighting by the Spanish Announce Table!
(Fugitive tries to hit the Fugitive Driver but Feelgood hits a back body drop as Fugitive falls to the floor. Feelgood gets on the ring apron as DP and Eddy trade punches. DP kicks Eddy and hits a DDT! DP covers and the ref counts 1...kick out! DP picks up Eddy and whips him into the corner where Feelgood is. DP runs and hits a clothesline and tags in Feelgood. DP sets up for a superplex on Eddy as Feelgood enters the ring. Feelgood grabs DP and DP with Feelgood hit a STACK-PLEX on Eddy! Feelgood covers and the ref counts 1...2...Fugitive trips DP who falls on Feelgood hitting him with an elbow.)
John Russoe: What a smart save by Fugitive!
Mike Tyrell: Kinda lucky if you ask me.
(Fugitive gets on the ring apron and gets to his corner as DP goes to his respective corner. Feelgood picks up Eddy and goes for the Cure but Eddy slips out,kicks Feelgood and hits the HEADRUSH to a chorus of cheers! Eddy pulls himself up and staggers over tagging in Fugitive to a loud pop.)
John Russoe: Eddy tagging in the Original Outlaw!
(Fugitive enters the ring as Feelgood gets up with his back faceing Fugitive. Feelgood turns around and drops to his knees as Fugitive steps foward. Fugitive flicks off Feelgood and starts punching away on Feelgood who is on his knees. Fugitive runs towards the ropes and comes back hitting a front dropkick on Feelgood. Fugitive covers and the ref counts 1...2...kick out! Fugitive picks up Feelgood and whips him to the ropes. Fugitive runs and goes for an angled splash but Feelgood flapjacks Fugitive onto the top turnbuckle. Fugitive staggers back and Feelgood kicks Fugitive in the midsection and sets him up for The Cure but Fugitive drops Feelgood and locks in THE OUTLAWED!!! Feelgood tries to fight it but can't. DP runs in and knocks Fugitive from behind. Fugitive staggers out and DP goes for a punch but Fugitive tosses him to the outside. Fugitive tags in Eddy and then hops on the top turnbuckle. DP gets up and Fugitive hits him with a Suicida Plancha to a big pop from the fans. The fans start to chant "FUG-I-TIVE! FUG-I-TIVE!")
John Russoe: Oh my god! Fugitive just whiped out Darren Phoenix nearly killing himself!
Mike Tyrell: Well now Eddy and Feelgood are the legal men.
(Eddy enters the ring and Feelgood hits a low blow on Eddy. Eddy staggers as Feelgood gets up and kicks Eddy in the midsection. Feelgood goes for the Cure but Eddy picks up Feelgood and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Feelgood punches Eddy and Eddy staggers. Eddy turns around as Feelgood flies off hitting the FLATLINER!!! Feelgood covers Eddy hooking the leg as the ref counts 1....2... Fugitive breaks it up at the last second! Phoenix pulls Fugitive back out of the ring as Feelgood gets up and yells to the outside, telling Darren to beat the hell out of Fugitive. Fugitive low blows Phoenix and jumps on the apron, hitting a spinning heel kick on Feelgood. Feelgood staggers back as Darren grabs Fugitive from below and powerbombs him to the mat. Eddy schoolboys Feelgood and pulls on the tights as the ref counts 1..2..3..)
Fugitive and Eddy Johnson win
Smart A$$, Crimson Lightening and Alex Rydell Vs. Dare Devil, Dr.Jekyl and Jack Acid
Six-Man Tag-Team Match
Preview: None.
("B.O.B" by Outkast blares over the PA system as Dare Devil walks out to a mixed reaction. DD runs down the ramp and aisle and slides into the ring. "California Sky" by Unwritten Law blares over the PA system as Jack Acid walks out and walks down the ramp and aisle. Acid slides into the ring and looks at DD. Then "Mr.Tinkerstein" blares over the PA system and Jekyl walks out and runs down the ramp sliding into the ring.)
John Russoe: There they are. Three dreamers looking to make a big pay off at Pandemonium 2.
("Seperate Ways" by Journey begins to blare over the PA system as Alex Rydell walks out with his Tag Team title belt around his waist. Alex walks down the ramp and aisle and enters the ring taking off his belt. "Don't Hate Me" by Nerf Herder blares over the PA system as Crimson walks out and walks down the ramp with the VWF IC title around his waist. Crimson walks down the ramp and slides into the ring taking off his IC title belt. "My Hero" by the Foo Fighters blares over the PA system as the VWF World Heavyweight champion Smart A$$ walks out. SA runs down to the ring and slides in taking off his VWF World Heavyweight title belt. SA and Crimson get into there corner as Jekyl and Acid get in theirs.)
Mike Tyrell: Looks like it'll be Alex Rydell going up against Dare Devil.
(DD runs over and knocks Alex with a clothesline! DING DING DING! DD picks up Alex and whips him into the ropes. DD bends down and Alex flips over catching Alex with a sunset flip! The ref drops down and counts 1...2...kick out! Both men get up and DD goes for a clothesline but Alex kicks DD in the midsection hitting him with a DDT! Alex rolls over DD and covers as the ref counts 1...2...kick out! Alex gets up and tags in SA.)
John Russoe: Alex Rydell tags in Smart A$$!
Mike Tyrell: The Smart One ready to kick ass!
(SA runs over and knocks down DD with a clothesline! SA picks up DD and hits a suplex! SA covers and the ref counts 1...2...kick out! Both men get up and DD catches Smart A$$ going for the Cash Out but SA picks up DD and hits the SMART BOMB!!! SA gets up and tags in Crimson as DD crawls over tagging in Jack Acid! Acid runs over and clotheslines Crimson down! Jekyl and DD run over and pull of SA and Alex punching away on them. Acid grabs Crimson and whips him into the ropes. Acid runs over and gets kicked in the midsection by Crimson. Crimson grabs Acid and hits the CRIMSON CUTTER!! Crimson covers and the ref counts 1...2...kick out! Jekyl clotheslines SA over the guardrail and fights with him as Alex is punching Dare Devil up the ramp. Crimson picks up Acid and goes for the Flash but Acid counters into the TOXIC DROP!!! Acid covers hooking the leg as the ref counts 1...2...3! DING DING DING!!!!)
Dare Devil, Dr.Jekyl and Jack Acid win
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Credits
Genesis Vs. Maxine Baibe
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The Viking King and Hulk Hogan Vs. Big V and Redline
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Surge Vs. Blitzkrieg Vs. Venom Vs. Danny Van Dam
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The Sexiest Match Writer
The Rick and Timberwolf Vs. Curtis Payne and Flex Johnson
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Fugitive and Eddy Johnson Vs. Dr.Feelgood and Darren Phoenix
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Smart A$$, Crimson Lightening and Alex Rydell Vs. Dare Devil, Dr.Jekyl and Jack Acid
By
Krazzy Kay