Friday, July 23, 2010
The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as Crucifiction begins. The crowd are going bonkers all over the arena and there isn't a fan in his seat in this packed 18500 person arena.
JOEY STYLES: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special edition of VWF Full House! I am Joey Styles, and we are here in the VWF Colloseum in sunny Las Vegas, Nevada!
P. LICKIN: Sunny? That's the name of the hooker I was with last night.
JOEY STYLES: My.. mom's name is Sunny.
P. LICKIN: I know.
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All the lights in the arena go out for a few seconds then ‘Monster’ by Skillet begins “I Must Confess that I Feel Like a Monster” When the guitar rift begins red and lights begin to flash and Malk steps from behind the curtain with his arms at his sides looking at the crowd. He slowly walks down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He looks to his left and his right then front flips over the top rope into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring, crosses his arms in an X shape across his chest and bows his head as the lights return to normal.
JOEY STYLES: Malk is looking to make his mark tonight...
The (to some) relaxing sounds of a water pipe being in use along with a thick cloud of funny smelling smoke signals the arrival of none other than the Herbal Green Ranger! At the same moment the song "Smoke Two Joints" begins to actually play he makes his appearance, standing at the entrance in all his awesome glory. With a clap of his hands he begins to make his way down to the ring, giving a thumbs up to the crowd who is, unfortunately, booing him it would seem. Nevertheless, he rolls into the ring and awaits the beginning of the match.
P. LICKIN: Herbal is looking for his supplier named Mark tonight...
The two men circle each other in the ring. Malk goes to lock up, but Green rolls away and does a pose. Malk charges in, but Green rolls out of the way again. Green flashes his hands around. Malk charges in again, but Green does a backflip, kicking Malk in the face. Malk staggers back, and Green charges in, hitting a clothesline. Malk falls back into the corner as Green unleashes a flurry of punches in the midsection. Malk grabs Green's head and hits a knee lift, then shoves him in the corner. Malk hits a couple forearms, then picks Green up and puts him on the top of the turnbuckle. Malk grabs him by the chest, and tries to toss him off with a military press. Green flips in mid-air and lands on his feet. Malk charges him, but Green hits a spinning heel kick. Green covers. The ref counts 1...2.. kickout.
JOEY STYLES: Herbal Green is looking VERY good in the ring tonight, P.
P. LICKIN: Shut up, narc.
The match continues as Malk keeps trying to finally get down the faster Herbal Green. Malk has him in a bear hug. Green hits a few elbows, trying desperately to break the hold. Malk refuses to let go as Green starts to fade. The ref counts 1.... no arm 2.... no arm 3.... no arm 4.... Green raises the arm and raps Malk with an earringer. Malk finally lets go, and Green goes to the ropes. Green goes for a headscissors takedown, but Malk counters with The Blackout! Malk covers. The ref counts ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)
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The fiddles of the familiar Flogging Molly song echo the arena and the fans immediately drown out the sound of the song with a chorus of boo\'s. As the fast paced vocals begin, the lights dim and JP McManus walks out onto the stage, holding high a Scottish flag, waving it proudly as he walks. He completely ignores the crowd reaction as he begins his walk down the ramp toward the ring. Finally, upon reaching the ring he places the flag in a holder in the turnbuckle and enters the ring. As he climbs to his feet he removes his leather waistcoat and flings it at one of the staff members sat at ringside.
P. LICKIN: Who wears waistcoats anymore?
Josh Finlay Comes to the ring to “I Stand Alone” by Godsmack. Some lights flash green, white, and orange. Once in the ring he stands on one of the middle turnbuckles and raises his fists.
JOEY STYLES: Josh Finlay looks ready to go tonight P.
P. LICKIN: So was your mom, but I didn't have the $10 on me.
Finlay and McManus start to brawl already before the bell rings. Finlay hits a few uppercuts on McManus, who staggers back into the ropes. Finlay charges him, but McManus pulls down the ropes and Finlay falls outside. Finlay scrambles to his feet as McManus hits a springboard crossbody, taking both men down. The ref begins to count 1.... McManus picks Finlay up and shoots him into the crowd barrier. 2... McManus charges, but Finlay dumps him over the crowd barrier, sending him into the front row of fans. 3... Finlay shakes his head and goes over the barrier, grabbing McManus' head. He pulls him to the crowd barrier and smashes his head into it once, twice, three times. McManus elbows Finlay in the face, and the two fall back over the crowd barrier to ringside. 4... Finlay grabs McManus by the hair and drags him up the ramp. McManus grabs Finlay's arm and yanks him back, hitting a fallaway suplex. 5... McManus grabs Finlay now, pulling him up. McManus hits him, sending Finlay back up the ramp. McManus picks Finlay up again, and the two continue to exchange blows up the ramp 6....
JOEY STYLES: These two men from different lands are showing us a knockdown BRAWL tonight P.
P. LICKIN: Different lands?
JOEY STYLES: Yes, they're from Scotland and Ireland.
P. LICKIN: Oh, they all look the same to me.
McManus kicks Finlay to the midsection and hits a DDT on the entrance ramp. McManus stands up and goes backstage for a moment, and comes back out with a steel chair. 7... McManus swings it at Finlay, but Finlay rolls out of the way. McManus swings the chair at Finlay as he gets up, but Finlay ducks it. McManus turns around, and Finlay hits a big boot on McManus through the chair! 8... McManus goes down as Finlay staggers back towards the VikingTron. McManus pulls himself up to his knees, getting to his feet on the side of the ramp. 9... Finlay charges, hitting a spear on McManus that sends them both sailing off the entrance ramp and into a pile of electrical boxes! Sparks fly as the cameramen scamble to get up on them, seeing that both men are down and out in the middle of the carnage! 10.... the ref calls for the bell, counting both men out!
".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)
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The lights in the arena dies down followed by pulsation of white lights that starts to go on and off throughout the whole arena as the crowd goes wild. The pulsating of the white lights continues as "Honor" by Atreyu starts to play. Suddenly we see the stage being engulf with smoke. Amidst the smoke, we see a figure as the song continues to rip through the ear drums of the crowd. After several seconds while the smoke starts to clear, the figure materializes and is revealed to be Tyler Graves. As the white lights pulsation continues, he then strolls down to the ramp. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks around the whole arena. He then continues walking making his way to the steel steps. He then ascends the steel steps and upon reaching the ring apron, he then proceeds to jump in to the ring. He runs towards the opposite side of the ring and stands at the bottom rope ala Edge as he raises his right arms up. He then goes to his corner and do some warm ups as the lights in the arena returns to normal and his music fades.
JOEY STYLES: I still can't believe that JP McManus and Josh Finlay took each other out!
P. LICKIN: Why, you wanted to go out with them? You're so gay, Joey.
The lights in the arena dim and a soft red glow comes over the stage. "Monster" by Skillet begins to play with the bridge of the song saying "Sometimes I feel like a MONSTER!" and then feeds into the opening chords. Typhoon Vance appears from backstage, a black hoodie over his head and is unzipped in the front. He screams loudly as a pyro blast goes off behind him as he flips the hood back over his shoulders. He then methodically makes his way to the ring glaring at Graves.
JOEY STYLES: Typhoon Vance and Tyler Graves are both looking to make a splash here tonight, trying to impress the management in the back...
P. LICKIN: I pressed your mom in HER back...
JOEY STYLES: I hate you...
Vance and Graves circle each other, looking to lock up. As the bell rings, they do. Vance powers Graves back, shoving him into the corner. Graves tries to reverse it, but Vance is too powerful. Vance hits a knee lift, breaking the hold. Vance goes for another, but Graves catches it. Graves hits a floatover leglock takedown. Graves springs up, putting the boots to Vance. Graves grabs the boots, hitting a wishbone. Vance rolls away as Graves follows. Graves grabs the head, but Vance hits a punch to the midsection. Graves doubles over, and Vance hits a fireman's takedown. Vance locks in a chinlock on Graves, digging his knee into his back. Graves puts a boot on the ropes, and the ref counts 1...2...3...4... Vance lets go, argueing with the ref. Vance raises a hand at the ref, who flinches away. Vance reaches down to grab Graves, but Graves hits a jawbreaker, snapping Vance back to the mat. Graves covers. The ref counts 1... kickout.
JOEY STYLES: Graves is wrestling smart tonight, trying to keep the match on teh ground against the bigger Typhoon Vance.
P. LICKIN: Typhoon Vance is probably the single greatest non-porn star name ever. He probably calls the pothole in his driveway "Tropical Depression."
Graves continues trying to keep the big man off his feet. Graves has Vance down, going to the ropes for a running splash, but Vance puts the knees up, catching Graves in the midsection. Graves staggers up, and Vance rolls to his feet. Graves eats a big boot from Vance. Graves pops back up, and Vance hits another big boot. Vance picks Graves up and hits a bodyslam. Vance covers. The ref counts 1...2... kickout. Vance picks Graves up again, this time shooting him into the corner. Vance charges in, but Graves rolls out of the way, allowing Vance to hit the turnbuckle chest first. Graves runs in, hitting The Breakdown! Graves signals it's over, still holding his chest. Graves climbs up the turnbuckle post, slowly, which allows Vance to get up and hit the ropes, crotching Graves. Vance climbs the turnbuckle, hitting Graves and attempting a superplex. However, Graves hits a left, left, left, and shoves Vance off. Vance hits the mat and comes back up as Graves jumps. Graves hits him, looking for a hurcanarana, but Vance blocks it, grabs Graves by the throat and hits Black Rain! Vance hooks both legs and covers. The ref counts
".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)
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Whole bunch of flipping and high fiving goes on as "Mighty Morphin 'Rasslin Rangers' blares through the PA system. Lightning Yellow makes sure he gets every fan in the front row a high five, especially the children. He will leap over the top rope and do some odd stretches while waiting for his opponent to hurry to the ring.
JOEY STYLES: I hate the Wrasslin Rangers.
P. LICKIN: You're just mad you didn't have a "Lord Zoid" clause in your auto insurance.
Whole bunch of flipping and high fiving goes on as "Mighty Morphin 'Rasslin Rangers' blares through the PA system. The Black Black Ranger does some hip break dancing moves on his way to the ring.
P. LICKIN: That entrance sure looked familiar...
The two Rangers stand in the ring, ready to fight. Suddenly, The Puddy Patrol comes out of nowhere! The bell rings, but the ref is immediately picked up by the Puddies, running off through the crowd. The remaining Puddies square off with the Rangers. A Puddy charges, and Black Black hits the Black Ranger Power! The Puddy rolls away as another charges in. This time, Yellow runs forward, htting the Sabertoothed Tiger! The Puddies continue their assault, starting to exchange blows with both Yellow and Black. Two Puddies grab Black from behind. Yellow jumps forward, hitting a front flip cartwheel charging heel kick, taking them both out at once. The Puddies all dog pile on top of Yellow, holding him down. He's trapped as Black is brawling in the corner with a Puddy. Black kicks a Puddy in the midsection and hits the Black Mastadon! The ref starts to make his way through the crowd back to the ring as Black climbs to the top turnbuckle, and jumps off, hitting a 1080 splash. The Puddies all scatter as he back flips 10 times in a row back to the corner. Yellow kips up and hits a bicycle kick on a Puddy. Suddenly, Lord Zoid appears transparently above, and waves his staff. Yellow sees Black as a Puddy as the ref gets in the ring. Black hits a backflip kick on a Puddy, and Yellow schoolboys him! The ref counts ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" Black kips up and throws his Black Power Axe at Zoid, who disappears. The Puddies also disappear in smoke as the crowd looks on...
JOEY STYLES: .....
P. LICKIN: What the fuck just HAPPENED?)-)-)
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The lights in the arena dim and a soft red glow comes over the stage. "Monster" by Skillet begins to play with the bridge of the song saying "Sometimes I feel like a MONSTER!" and then feeds into the opening chords. Typhoon Vance appears from backstage, a black hoodie over his head and is unzipped in the front. He screams loudly as a pyro blast goes off behind him as he flips the hood back over his shoulders. He then methodically makes his way to the ring glaring at Lightning Yellow Ranger, who remains in the ring.
JOEY STYLES: Well... this looks like the last match of the evening, as we have received word that Malk will get his bye to the last match, seeing as how JP and Finlay are unable to compete.
P. LICKIN: Delicious.
Vance and Yellow circle each other, locking up. Yellow hits an armdrag takedown. Vance rolls over, and Yellow hits a spinning kick. Yellow covers. The ref counts 1.. kickout. Yellow and Vance both roll to their feet. Yellow goes to the ropes, and Vance charges, but Yellow jumps over him. Vance turns around, and Yellow kicks him to the midsection, going for a DDT, but Vance counters with a Northern Lights Suplex. Yellow is down as Vance gets back up, looking to end this soon. Yellow pulls himself up on the ropes and turns around. Vance kicks him to the midsection and goes for the T-Bomb, but Yellow counters with a hurcanarana. Vance comes back up, and this time Yellow jumps, hitting a head scissors takedown. Both men slowly get back up. Yellow charges in, hitting a running knee to the face, driving Vance into the corner. Yellow climbs up, doing some hand motions before he begins to hit some mounted punches, but Vance grabs his legs and hits the T-Bomb! Vance covers as the ref counts
".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)
SEMI-FINALS