Sunday, Feb 7, 2010
The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as Full Housebegins. The crowd are going bonkers all over the arena and there isn't a fan in his seat in this packed 8500 person arena.
Back in the arena Joey Styles and P. Lickin looked up at the tron slightly confused.
Back on the Vikingtron Alexia can be see standing in the center of the parking garage, arms folded across her chest, looking down the long way to the entrance, clearly waiting for someone.
Joey Styles: "What on Earth is Alexia planning now?"
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Dreads looks out to the crowd, and a beach ball is thrown to the ring. Dreads hurls it at Walters, who looks on in bewilderment. Clothesline from Dreads and Walters is on the mat. Dreads grabs the beach ball and hurls it back to the crowd who star pushing it around the arena while singing the words to "California Girls" by the Beach Boys.]
P. Lickin: "I don't care. But whatever it is, I hope it involves that whip of her's!"
Joey Styles: "Really? You're still on that?"
P. Lickin: "Don't be hatin' because our Goddess is going to be my love slave."
Joey Styles: "Alexia would sooner do her dog."
P. Lickin: "How do you know she hasn't?"
Joey Styles: "You're sick!"
P. Lickin: They sound so lovely, just like your Mom when she sings my name!
Joey Styles: Two jokes about my mother in one show... Wow!
[Walters is in control of the match now having used an eye rake behind the refs back to get an advantage. Irish whip into the ropes and a telegraphed backdrop allows Dreads to roll up Walters in a small package. Kick out by Walters who is hit in the head by the beach ball from earlier. Walters deflats the beach ball but the distraction allows Dreads to go for a roll up.
".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)
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As the match begins, Yuna sends her opponent into the corner and charges in only for Katrina to dodge and Yuna goes chest first into the turnbuckles. Quick roll up attempt but Yuna kicks out just as quickly. Another attempt to send Kassidy into the corner, charges in and another dodgy but Yuna leaps onto the turnbuckles and jumps off with a flying bodypress. Roll through, rolled back by Yuna for 2.]
Joey Styles: A competitive match from the start here.
[Katrina sees Yuna charging in and hurls her over the top rope. A Suplex back inside the squared circle leads to a 2 count. Katrina lifts her opponent to her feet and sets up for a Piledriver, reversed into a backdrop and a swift kick to the face by Yuna has Katrina on the mat.
".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)
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Jaxin and Gaffney don't seem to trust each other 100%, but they seem to be able to work together long enough to dispatch the G.A.P. as they charge the ring, Malik Logan and The Midnighter regroup and go back to the ring as the match begins. Both teams manage to share an advantage, but it is Gaffney who is the difference in this one as he is able to send the Midnighter off the apron and focus his attacks on Logan. Gaffney hooks up Logan in a suplex, but is distracted by Alexia's video playing on the Vikingtron. Jaxin yells at Gaffney, telling him to finish the match instead of letting other things get in his way. Jaxin hits a stun gun on Logan allowing Gaffney to DDT him to the mat. Jaxin goes for a cover, but Gaffney grabs him from behind and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle post!
JOEY STYLES: What is he DOING???
P. LICKIN: Winning.
Gaffney grabs Jaxin from behind, and hits a nasty German Suplex. Malik charges the ring, and Gaffney takes him down with a huge superkick. Midnighter also charges the Gaffney, but this time Gaffney side steps him and hits a drop toe kick, smacking Midnighter head first into the corner. Malik staggers up, and walks right into Gaffney who hits the Aquilla Combo! Gaffney covers. The ref counts ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" Jaxin is up, but Gaffney hits the Aquilla Combo on him too! Gaffney stands in the ring with bodies around him as the camera goes to the back...)-)-)
The Vikingtron comes back on and Alexia is still seen standing in the parking garage, still waiting. Cerb is standing at full attention by her side, constantly scanning the area for danger. After a few moments of silence the sound of a vehicle can be heard entering the garage. The Lotus Evora quietly stalked its way into the parking garage, the owner inside of it stopped the car in the middle and once the car was turned off, stepped out. The camera zooms in at the ground just below the driver side door, and the first thing that's seen after the door opens is a pair of woman's legs in black and pink five inch heels. The camera slowly pans up the 5'2'' form, and she certainly is all leg. Her skirt was a light blue colored denim that just covered over the apple shaped ass. A white tank top formed to her upper body, scrunched at the stomach to reveal her midriff and the small diamond stud for a belly button piercing. Long, nearly platinum blonde hair fell to the middle of her back. Her hair was in a wavy scrunch and looked a little wind blown. Pink rimmed starlet sunglasses covered her eyes, but not for long, they were being pushed up onto her head, holding her hair back as well. Blue eyes glanced around and a bright, seductive smile was given to the camera, a small finger wiggle of hello at it. But she said nothing to the camera itself, instead, her hip bumped the door closed and she started walking with a stride towards Alexia.
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[Bret "Hitman" Bart attacks Tazz as he makes his way to the ring, leaving Larry the Bartender against Thomas Halloway. Halloway is impressive in the early going, but all of a sudden the lights in the arena go out and the name of "Caretaker" echoes throughout the building. When the lights come back on, Halloway is going nuts, swinging punches at Larry, who is able to get out of dodge and take advantage of the situation by wrestling Halloway to the mat. A front face look stops Halloway from going anywhere.]
Woman: "Lexi! I missed this country!"
Her voice had a slight Irish lilt to it. Who was this woman? She looked like a younger, mini version of Alexia.
Joey Styles: "I thought Alexia's sister Noa died when she was small."
P. Lickin: "TWINS! I GET TWINS! HOT HOT TWINS!"
Alexia smiled.
Alexia: "Bailey, it's good to see you again. You look well. I take it you bought that machine with the advance Upir Lichey gave you?"
Joey Styles: "Bailey? Who's that?"
P.Lickin: "I don't know but I can't wait to get her alone!"
Joey Styles: "Shut up and listen!"
Bailey: " Oh yeah "
Turning to look at the car she ran her finger down the side of it and grinned back to Lexi.
Bailey: "I creamed when I saw it, knew it had to be mine if it could do that to me. "
Alexia could only laugh at this before turning around to lead the girl and dog across the garage and into the building.
Alexia: "Well, of course. That's the only way to go. You ready to make your presence known?"
Bailey smirked at the question, flipping the glasses from her head and folding in one of the sides so she could tuck the glasses into the belt of her small denim skirt.
Bailey: "I've been ready for the world to know me since I tore my way out of the womb. "
Alexia: "Good. Then lets go knock 'em dead."
She pulled the door open and led Bailey through the winding halls of the building, towards the arena.
P. Lickin: "YES! We're getting close up action of this new piece of..."
Joey Styles: "Yes, folks, it looks like Alexia is bringing this new comer to the VWF out to the ring."
The tron goes black as "You Spin Me 'Round" by Dope hits the sound system and as Alexia's pyros go off, "The Goddess" walks out form back stage, Cerb by her side, and the new woman known to be Bailey right behind her. As usual Alexia ignores the screaming fans while Bailey looks around her with a cocky smirk, blowing an occasional kiss to the crowd. Alexia reached the ring and slid under the bottom ropes with Cerb while Bailey carefully tromped up the steel steps and got in by swinging her leg over the second rope. The music fades to an end as Alexia calls for a mic and is very quickly handed one. She waits for the call of the fans to die down before speaking.
Alexia: "I know it's hard for you one track minded barbarians to wrap your small brains around the fact that there are two incredibly hot women standing before you in the ring, but there are, so accept the fact that all you low lifes will ever get to do is look and never touch. I am here to introduce to you a real fighter. A woman who was signed to my record label, Upir Lichey, last summer. And a woman who I am confident will make a huge dent for herself here in the VWF! Nerds and wannabe's I introduce to you, "The Starlet" Bailey!"
The crowd set off another insane pop as Alexia handed the mic over to Bailey.
Joey Styles: "So Alexia discovered her in Ireland last summer for music and now she's here? That's something seeing as she dislikes women wrestlers."
P. Lickin: "Yeah, but we know she likes women in the bedroom. I hear she doesn't discriminate at all, so I've got a chance still!"
Joey Styles: "She doesn't discriminate against gender, not STD laden pigs like you. You still don't have a chance with her."
P. Lickin: "Shut up Styles, that hot piece of Starlet is going to address us peons. Oh we are not worthy of their beauty!"
Grabbing hold of the microphone she raised it up to her lips, but said nothing at the moment. Instead she did a slow turn to look around at the fans. Blowing a few kisses before she finally spoke up.
Bailey: "I am so very happy to be here tonight in front of all you. Never have I been in front of a crowd like this. I will make a name for myself here at VWF. I made a name for myself in bare knuckle boxing and I will make a name here. I am a singer, and a great one at that. Not like all those wrestling little diva whores out there who think they can sing and shatter eardrums trying to do it. No. And you have watching me wrestle to look forward to."
She hands the mic back to Alexia who simply grins wickedly at the world.
Alexia: "No, she is not joining The Perfect Alliance. Bailey here will be making a name for herself and not riding on the coattails of an already established member of VWF! She will climb the proverbial ladder of VWF all on her own, like I did, and each and every one of you will love it! She'll leave you wanting more each week, and do you know how I know that? I know it because you fucking simpletons can't get enough of people like us. Not necessarily because of what we look like, though that does have something to do with it, but because like me, our new "Starlet" here can wrestle, really wrestle! She wants you to see her, she wants you to go wild for her, and she will wrestle her ass off to do it. There is nothing wrong with that, but because if it, it's always going to lead back to you no brains wanting more! Love her, ladies and gents, because Bailey here is a star, and she's rising fast!"
The fans erupted in jeers at Alexia's usual insults to them as she dropped the mic queuing her music up. Alexia dropped and rolled out of the ring while once again Bailey used the steps. With a hand on Cerb's back Alexia retreated back up the ramp, Bailey by her side. The music continued to play through even after the girls disappeared backstage.
Joey Styles: "Looks like Alexia's found a female wrestler she really respects this time. But then again Bailey is just like her so go figure!"
P. Lickin: "Oh I hope she brought Bailey in to do her dirty work!"
Joey Styles: "Alexia prefers to handle that on her own."
P. Lickin: "But I wanted her to do me! Oh well, Alexia will suffice too."
Tazz: F**k!
[Tazz lets out his battle cry as he returns to the ring, having choked Bret Bart out. He locks in a Tazzmission on Larry the Bartender, who is fading fast. Suddenly, a can of Hardcore Soda is hurled at Tazz, knocking him out cold. Larry can't believe it and goes for the cover, as Halloway breaks up the count and looks for a chokeslam. Halloway seems to hesitate but then a Hardcore Soda can is thrown towards him. He ducks and it hits Larry in the shoulder. Another can comes out of nowhere, hitting Halloway in the arm. Larry and Thomas pick up the cans and open them. They cheer each other and both take a long swig. Tazz is up and charges them both. Larry and Thomas hit a double clothesline, taking Tazz down. They both cover as the ref counts ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)