Friday, March 4, 2005
The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as Crucifiction begins. The crowd are going bonkers all over the arena and there isn't a fan in his seat in this packed 4500 person arena.
(Before VWF Crucification comes on the air we are privileged to see Smart A$$ lounging in his study to very classical classical music playing in the background. He is wearing a silk back robe, is holding a fancy looking pipe, and is eating a the leg of a roasted chicken. The chicken its self is rotating on a grill right next to him.)
Smart A$$: How’s it hanging playas? You may have noticed that I have preempted so to speak our regularly scheduled broadcast. Why you ask? Well to tell you about our brand new Smart A$$ shirts we have in the VWF Gift Shop.
(He puts down the chicken leg to lift up what looks to be a brand new “Smart A$$: I’ve got more dong then the Liberty Bell” shirt.)
Smart A$$: Yes...
Jenkins: SMART A$$ YOU SON OF A BITCH!
(The camera pans over to Jenkins hanging upside down tied to a rope hanging over a bit pile of hair and ketchup. The Camera pans back to Smart A$$.)
Smart A$$: Yes these wonderful little items are going for 20 bucks each, but there is a limited supply so act fast. Oh and I almost forgot. The main even on Raw is no longer The Rick vs. The Viking King for the Intercontinental Championship. It’s now The Viking King vs. The Rick vs. The Mega Pimp Himself, me in a triple threat match. It’s my favor ladies. You two best start training harder. Enjoy the rest of the show.
(Smart A$$ blows on his pipe. Bubbles come out, because that joke is a classic.)
Smart A$$: Ahem. Gangsta.
VWF Prez Vince: Oh crap... that favor! DAMN SAMANTHA!
James Vickers: Smart A$$ just shot himself into the main event of RAW, didn't he, Vince.
VWF Prez Vince: Yes he did....
James Vickers: Let's get to the action, folks!
Casket Match,
( #1 Contender for the Hardcore Championship )
(-(-(
A casket is placed at the bottom of the ring. Both men are already
in
the ring. Tross and Taker lock up as the bell sounds ..ding.. ding.
ding.
Tross back Taker in to a corner and delivers a few chops. Taker fights
back
out of the corner with a side walk slam. Taker then comes off the ropes
and
goes for an elbow drop but Tross rolls out of the way. Tross begins to
stalk
Taker as he is getting up. Once he is up to his feet Tross delivers a
closeline from hell! Taker is down. Tross grabs him and lifts him up
for a
quick gorilla press slam! Tross then comes off the ropes and tries for
a
splash but Taker rolls out of the way. Tross slowly gets up to his feet
as
Taker stalks him this time. Once Tross is up Taker goes for a closeline
however Tross quickly counters it with a reversed Russian leg sweep!
Tross
gets up to his feet and he then begins to stomp on Taker.)~)~)
James: "Well it looks like Tross has the upper hand."
VWF Prez: "Why do you always state the obvious?"
(~(~(Tross lifts Taker up to his feet and he then delivers an Irish
whip
which Taker reverses into a short arm closeline! Taker grabs Tross and
he
lifts him up to his feet and Taker delivers a Falcons arrow! Taker then
lifts Tross up and he goes to put him in the casket but Tross reverses
Takers hold and he delivers a back breaker! Tross then goes up to the
top
rope and he goes for a leg drop! TROSS connects with the leg drop!
Tross
gets up to his feet and he points to the fans. Tross then delivers
rolling
thunder to Taker! Tross gets up to his feet again and he lifts up Taker
and
he pulls him over to the casket. Tross calls for the match to be over
as he
lifts Caretaker up into the air. Tross is about to deliver a powerbomb
in to
the casket when out of no where Taker flips in Tross's air and he
reverses
the powerbomb in to a flipping DDT!)~)~)
James: "Tross looks to be out."
VWF Prez: "Caretaker with an amazing move."
(~(~(Taker gets up to his feet and then lifts Tross up and Taker drags
him
to the corner turn buckle and he climbs to the top with Tross on his
shoulder and Taker then delivers a super brainbuster! Caretaker then
goes
back to the top rope and he jumps up and then off and delivers an elbow
drop! Caretaker then drags Tross towards the casket but Tross delivers
a
quick drop toe hold sending Caretaker face first into the ropes. Tross
then
gets up to his feet and Taker charges at him however Tross counters
this
charge with a hip toss! Caretaker then quickly gets up and he then runs
at
Tross again but Tross counters this with a cross body block! Caretaker
then
gets up to his feet again and he charges at Tross and Tross counters
this
with a quick tilt a whirl slam! Tross gets up to his feet and he grabs
Taker
and he lifts him up and Tross then delivers a spinning neck breaker!
Tross
gets up to his feet and he lifts Caretaker up and he hits his finisher
The
F-6! Tross then lifts his arms up in the air.)~)~)
James: "Well this match might be over."
VWF Prez: "No, not yet."
(~(~(Tross grabs Caretaker and Tross then tries to deliver a spine
buster
but Caretaker some how manages to hit Gravedigger on Tross. Caretaker
walks
back to a corner turnbuckle and he slumps to the bottom buckle and
recovers
as Tross slowly gets up on all fours. Tross then slowly gets up to his
feet
and so does Caretaker and they then lock up. Tross goes for a short clothesline, but Caretaker ducks, kicks Tross to the midsection and hits THE GRAVEDIGGER ON TROSS! Caretaker rolls Tross over and into the Casket. Caretaker gets on the apron and attempts to close the lid, but Tross starts trying to fight back. Caretaker jumps off the apron, slaming his body on top of the lid! It's closed! )-)-)
Triple Threat Match,
( None )
(-(-(
Kevin Valley and Tazz are both in the ring when Alex's theme song
hits
the PA system and Alex comes walking out of the entrance way and down
the
ramp to the ring. Alex slides in to the ring. Alex stands in front of
Kevin
and they are toe to toe. Alex then cocks his hand back and he swings at
Kevin who flinches. Alex stops inches away from Kevin's face and then
laughs. Kevin takes a step backwards and he then goes to deliver a
closeline
to Alex but Alex ducks and Kevin hits Tazz. The bell sounds. .Ding.
Ding.
Ding)~)~)
James: "This match is underway."
(~(~(Kevin turns to Alex and Alex kicks him in the midsection and hits
a
spinning DDT. Tazz gets up to his feet and Alex then delivers a big
boot to
Tazz sending him over then top rope. Kevin gets to his feet and he
charges
at Alex who moves out of the way. Kevin then comes flying off of the
rope
and he delivers a suicide dive to Alex. Kevin then gets up to his feet
and
he then begins to stomp on Alex. Now on the out side Tazz gets up to
his
feet and a fan is laughing at him. Tazz quickly jumps the rail and he
begins
to choke out the fan. Now back in the ring. Kevin lifts up Alex and he
goes
to lock up but Alex ducks out of the way. Alex then delivers a few
lefts, a
couple of rights and he then shoots his hand backwards. Alex then spits
in
his hand and he then lets a hard right go knocking Kevin down to his
ass.
Kevin gets up to his feet and out of no where Alex hits a spear.)~)~)
VWF Prez: "Alex looks pretty impressive."
James: "Yes but so does Kevin. Tazz on the other hand is still choking
out
that fan."
(~(~(Tazz finally stops choking out the fan and he hopes back over the
barricade and he then begins to walk up the stairs to the ring. Tazz
then
bumps his knee on the post and Tazz then begins to choke out the post.
Alex
is stalking Kevin and as soon as Kevin gets up to his feet he turns to
Alex
and Alex delivers a spine buster! Alex then delivers his famous elbow
drop!
Alex then goes for the cover and the ref makes the count .1.2..KICK
OUT!
Back to the post. Tazz finally stops choking out the post and he goes
to
enter the ring but he trips over the rope. He then gets up and he
begins to
choke out the ropes. Alex gets up to his feet and so does Kevin. Kevin
and
Alex lock up and Kevin quickly backs Alex up in to a corner and he
begins to
deliver some chops. Alex then throws Kevin back into a corner and he
then
delivers some chops of his own.)~)~)
James: "What the hell is up with Tazz?"
VWF Prez: "I have no clue."
James: "Yeah Tazz choke them ropes out."
(~(~(Tazz finally stops choking the ropes and he then goes to attack
Alex. Tazz and Kevin both grab Alex and toss him out of the ring. Kevin ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)
VWF Prez Vince: Kevin Valley pulls out the win!
James Vickers: I thought Rydell had it there...
VWF Prez Vince: Well... he has some ring rust about him, Vickers.
Tag-Team Tables Match,
( Hardcore Tag-Team Championships )
(-(-(
Stone and Animal stand in the ring with Curtis Payne as The Vox stands at the bottom of the ramp. Iman Sain comes out with Bar Bar in hand, walking down the ramp. Stone and Animal have already set up a table in the ring as they size up the challangers. The Vox and Iman both get up on the apron and stand in the ring, as the crowd goes nuts, cheering the Sain Brothers on. Suddenly, the VikingTron flickers to life, showing The Viking King talking with Kyle Bacon backstage. Viking says "Iman, you're better than this... you're better than this... you're better than this..." Somebody put it in a loop. Iman stares at the screen, the looks at Bar Bar. Iman looks at Vox, then looks at Devil's Sin. Iman kind of gets a bit of a twitch, then bails out of the ring. Vox looks confused, and turns his back to Devil's Sin to yell out at Iman, but Devil's Sin grabs Vox from behind and hits a double powerbomb through the table. Iman turns around, and sees Vox getting the boots put to him. Iman looks back up at the VikingTron, then puts Bar Bar to his ear. Iman runs back down the ramp and slides in the ring, hitting Animal with Bar Bar, and busting him open. Stone and Curtis bail out of the ring, as Iman checks on Vox...
".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)
VWF Prez Vince: What?
James Vickers: Why did Iman go back up, then come back?
VWF Prez Vince: This doesn't make any sense...
James Vickers: It IS Iman Sain...
Normal Match,
( None )
(-(-(
(EcKo's music blares over the PA system. EcKo walks out and down the ramp and aisle. EcKo walks up the stairs and walks over the rope entering the ring as the fans give EcKo a mixed reaction.)
VWF Prez: There he is the newcomer EcKo.
James Vickers: And he's going up against Surge's protoege.
(Marks' theme blares over the PA system as Marks runs out and runs down the ramp wearing the VWF European championship around his waist. Marks slides into the ring. Marks gets up and EcKo knocks him down with a clothesline. DING DING DING! Marks gets up and goes for a cross body attack but EcKo captures him and hits a huge fall-away slam sending Marks to the outside. EcKo gets up and gets on the top turnbuckle waiting for for Marks to get up. Marks gets up and EcKo flies off hitting a huge flying clothesling nearly ripping Marks's head off to a big pop from the crowd!)
VWF Prez: EcKo nearly ripped Marks' head off!
James Vickers: Damn that must of sucked.
(EcKo picks up Marks and whips him hard into the guardrail. EcKo charges towards Marks and Marks goes to back body toss EcKo over the guardrail but EcKo lands on the other side of the guardrail right on his feet. Marks jumps on the guardrail and goes for a front flip attack but EcKo counters hitting Marks with the SICKEST POWERBOMB ON THE CEMENT!!! The fans let out a big "Ouch!" as Marks lands.)
VWF Prez: Oh my god! Oh my god! That was about the sickest bump in VWF history.
James Vickers: That was the cruelest thing I have ever seen.
(EcKo picks up Marks and hits a snake eyes on the guardrail. Marks bounces back and EcKo kicks Marks in the midsection and hits a powerbomb over the guardrail onto the protective floor. EcKo steps back waiting for Marks. Marks gets up and EcKo charges jumping over the guardrail hitting Marks with a flying elbow smash. EcKo picks up Marks and rolls him into the ring. EcKo slides in and waits for Marks to get up. Marks gets up and EcKo goes for the big boot but Marks ducks and kicks EcKo in the midsection and hits a huge DDT!)
VWF Prez: Marks hit the EcKo with a HUGE DDT!
(Marks rolls over EcKo and covers him hooking the leg as the ref counts ONE....TWO....THR----NO!! NO!! EcKo KICKED OUT!!! Marks gets up and argues with the ref about the count. EcKo sits up and stands up. EcKo walks over and shoves Marks from behind, knocking Marks into the ref, where both men fall outside. Marks grabs a steel chair as EcKo grabs Marks's head and pulls him onto the apron. Surge grabs the chair from Marks, telling him to get it done in the ring. Marks hits a thumb to the eye of Ecko. EcKo shakes his head, and Marks hits him again. Marks hits a hangman on EcKo, who staggers back. EcKo goes for a clothesline on Marks, but Marks ducks, and EcKo clotheslines Surge instead! Marks hits EcKo from behind and rolls him back in the ring. Marks goes to the turnbuckle as EcKo gets to his feet. Marks jumps off, hitting a flying crossbody on EcKo. Marks covers, but EcKo rolls through and covers himself. The ref counts as EcKo puts his feet on the ropes to keep Marks down. ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" EcKo rolls out of the ring quickly and goes to the ramp as Marks yells at the ref about the ropes...)-)-)
The scene opens back stage, where Meiko Sugawara is stading. There are two large crates. She lifts a mic to her mouth and begins to speak.
Meiko Sugawara: As I promised, I have the unvealing of the two men that I have summoned here from Japan. But before I do, let you tell you a little bit about them. They are not the biggest men, but one is of the best shoot fighters Japan ever producted and the other, well there is not much known about him, but he has been known to leave carnage behind him.
She walks over to the crate on the left. She pushes it aside. A tall Japanese man appears. She lifts the mic back to her lips.
Meiko Sugawara: First of all let me introduce Yasuyori Shidori, he is 26 years old and he has been fighting mainly in the Japanese underground since he was 16 years old. He is here as my new body guard.
She lifts the mic to his mouth.
Yasuyori Shidori: (Japanese dailog to broken English) Destruction, you rike destory thing huh!!! You have come to road brock!!! I am Yasuyori, you become victim soon!!! Ah you no destory rimo of Meiko now, rimo no fight back!!! Destruction I charrenge you to MMA fight, sanction, no sanction no matter!!!
She nods to him.
Meiko Sugawara: Yasu-san, down. You will get your chance. Now let me introduce my other backup. He is Hiroshi Maeda, he is 32 years old and he known to leave carnage where ever he goes. Maeda-san please show your self.
He lets out a yell and then poses.
Meiko Sugawara: Stephanie I am ready for you, and what ever Destruction have up your sleeve. And my boys will stay at bay if you keep Destruction at bay. You said that at Raw you want one on one match, well it going to be one on one no matter what. See you there McMahon-san.
The scene fades to black.
Triple Threat Elimination Match,
( #1 Contender for the European Championship )
(-(-(
Thunder stands in one corner as Jonny stands across from him. Jonny comes up to Thunder and shoves him. Thunder turns around, and Seven hits Thunder in the back, knocking him to the mat. Seven kicks Jonny to the midsection and shoots him into the ropes, hitting a back elbow smash. Thunder gets to his feet and lands a big right on Seven. Seven blocks the next punch, and fires a few of his own back at Thunder. Seven takes a step back, and clotheslines Thunder over the ropes to the outside. Seven turns around as Jonny gets up and begins to attack Seven. Jonny kicks Seven to the midsection and hits a DDT. Jonny covers. The ref counts 1.. kickout! Jonny picks Seven up, but Thunder hits Jonny with a big left, and Jonny lets Seven go. Jonny hits a neckbreaker, and Jonny and Seven both grab a leg of Thunder. Jonny and Seven hit a wishbone on Thunder. Seven hits a shuffle kick on Jonny and knocks him outside. Seven picks Thunder up and shoots him into the ropes, then hits a mountain bomb. Jonny pulls Seven out of the ring, but Seven shoots Jonny into the crowd barrier, then goes under the ring. Seven pulls out a trash can lid, and goes to hit Jonny with it, but Jonny kicks Seven through the lid. Seven staggers back, and Jonny hits a drop kick on Seven, taking the big man off his feet. Jonny puts the boots to Seven as Thunder recovers. Jonny rolls Seven into the ring, and Thunder picks him up. Thunder unleashes a few vicious chops to Seven' chest, drawing a few "Woo!"s from the crowd. Seven rakes Thunder's eyes, and Seven gets the upperhand and tries to shoot Thunder into the ropes, but Thunder counters with a spinebuster. Thunder picks Seven's legs up and tries to lock in a Boston Crab, but Seven kicks Thunder to the head. Seven gets to his feet, and Thunder clotheslines him back down. Again Thunder goes for the Boston Crab, but Seven kicks Thunder in the head again. Seven gets up, and Thunder goes for another clothesline, but Seven ducks and catches Thunder with a hangman's neckbreaker. Seven gets to his feet and goes outside. Seven grabs a chair and tosses it in the ring. Jonny has Thunder up, and shoots him into the ringpost. Thunder staggers out, and Jonny hits a monkey toss. Jonny covers. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! Jonny picks Thunder up and takes him over in front of the Announcer's Tables. The ref attempts to break it up, but Mortar picks up a steel chair and smashes him over the head, knocking him out. Jonny tries to smash Thunder's head into one of the tables, but Thunder blocks it, elbows Jonny to the midsection, and smashes Jonny's head instead. Thunder hits a Russian Leg-Sweep on Jonny, then grabs a TV Cable. Thunder wraps it around Jonny's neck, choking him. Thunder continues the choke until Jonny headbutts Thunder, and both men go down. Seven comes over and picks Thunder up. Seven rolls Thunder in the ring, then picks him up. Seven shoots Thunder into the ropes, and hits a back-drop, then sets the chair on Thunder's head. Seven goes to the turnbuckle, and riles the crowd. Jonny is able to get up, and pull on the ropes, racking Seven. Thunder gets up, and hits Seven in the head once... twice... three times. Seven falls back into the ring. Thunder covers. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! Seven is able to get the shoulder up at the last moment. Thunder picks Seven up and shoots him into the turnbuckle. Seven slumps down, and Thunder begins to stomp on Seven. Jonny gets back in the ring and has the ring bell. Thunder hits a splash in the corner and turns around. Jonny tries to clock Thunder with the ring bell, but the ref takes it away. Jonny yells at the ref, and Thunder kicks Jonny to the midsection, and hits the Thunder BOMB ON Jonny! Thunder covers Jonny. The ref counts 1..2.. Seven makes the save! Thunder gets up, and Seven kicks Thunder to the midsection and hits the 2AM ON Thunder! Seven covers Thunder. The ref counts 1..2.. Jonny makes the save! Jonny grabs Seven and smashes his head into the turnbuckle. Seven staggers back into a backdrop suplex from Thunder. Thunder and Jonny put the boots to Seven as the crowd cheers for Seven to rally. Thunder and Jonny go to opposite turnbuckles. Seven starts to get up. Jonny jumps off and hits a spinning roundhose kick on Seven! Thunder jumps off the turnbuckle and hits THE Thunder SPLASH ON Seven! Thunder goes to cover, but Jonny pulls Thunder off of Seven quickly, kicks Thunder to the midsection and DDTs him onto the chair. Mortar and Cannon both pick up steel chairs and slide in the ring. Seven gets to his feet, and Mortar and Cannon hit a Conchairto on Seven! Seven is busted open, and Jonny covers. Michael Kae rolls the ref back in the ring, and the ref counts ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" Seven is eliminated. Mortar and Cannon pick Ric Thunder up, and Jonny lays into him with a series of rights as Ric is held. The ref clears his head and looks up. The ref rolls outside and motions to the ring announcer calling for the bell. Jonny Kae is disqualified! Jonny turns around at the call, and goes ballistic, screaming at the ref. Michael Kae grabs the ref and is yelling at him as well. Ric Thunder low blows Mortar, then hits a haymaker on Cannon. Michael Kae releases the ref and rolls in the ring as Ric stands in the corner, and all four men stand in front of him, closing in. Sudddenly, out of the crowd, Destruction comes over the crowd barrier with a kendo stick and jumps in the ring. Destruction hits Mortar in the back of the head, and he goes down. Cannon turns around, and Destruction hits him as well. Jonny hits Destruction with a right, but Destruction swings the kendo stick. Jonny ducks, and Destruction hits Michael instead. Jonny rolls out of the ring as the rest of the European Union does as well. Ric Thunder and Destruction stand in the ring as the crowd cheers, and the heels stand on the ramp, staring them down.
)-)-)
James Vickers: Jonny Kae's cheating ways have backfired on him tonight!
VWF Prez Vince: He might have been able to screw one of those guys out of the title shot, but it looks like Ric Thunder has a date with Josh Legacy.
Intergender Tag-Team Match,
( None )
(-(-(
Trish and Tomko both walk down the ramp with the United Championship over her
shoulder. They stand in the ring as "Don't Hate Me" pounds through the speakers of the arena. Tomko and Trish both turn towards the ramp, waiting for Ruthless and Crimson, but they don't show. Out of nowhere, Ruthless and Crimson come out of the crowd behind Tomko and Trish, and attack them. Ruthless dumps Tomko over the ropes to the outside, and Crimson shoots Trish into the ropes. Crimson hits a back-body drop on Trish, then Ruthless hits an elbow drop to the sternum. Crimson goes to his corner, and the bell rings, officially starting the match. Ruthless chops Trish to the chest, getting a big "Woo!" from the crowd. Ruthless chops Trish again, then shoots Trish into her turnbuckle. Trish tries to come back out, but Crimson grabs her hair, taking her down to the mat. Ruthless covers. The ref counts 1.. kickout! Ruthless tags Crimson in, and holds Trish from behind. Crimson punches Trish in the midsection, then hits a swinging DDT. Crimson stomps on Trish, then tags Ruthless in. Ruthless climbs the turnbuckle, and goes for a flying elbow drop, but Trish rolls out of the way, letting Ruthless hit nothing but the mat. Trish crawls over for the tag, but Crimson pulls her back by the feet and rolls her over. Crimson attempts to lock in the Most Painful Submission Move Ever, but Trish kicks Crimson to the head, knocking him into Ruthless. Trish lunges for Tomko, making the tag. Tomko comes in and shoots Crimson into the ropes as Ruthless gets up. Tomko hits a rib breaker on Crimson, then soccer kicks him to the head, then locks in a Camel clutch. Ruthless ascends the turnbuckle and attempts to hit a drop kick to Tomko's head, but Tomko sees it and quickly lets go of Crimson and rolls out of the way. Tomko rolls Ruthless over and covers. The ref counts 1..2.. Ruthless kicks out just in time, breaking the count. Tomko picks Ruthless up, and tags Trish in. Trish hits a DDT on Ruthless, then Tomko hits a leg drop. Trish covers. The ref counts 1..2.. Crimson makes the save. The ref tries to get Crimson back in his corner as Tomko comes in the ring, and they double team Ruthless. Trish and Tomko hit a double suplex on Ruthless, then Trish rolls out of the ring as Tomko covers. The ref turns around and counts 1..2.. kickout! Ruthless barely gets the shoulder up. Tomko picks Ruthless up, but Ruthless breaks the hold by lowblowing Tomko. Ruthless knees Tomko to the midsection, and hits a hurcanarana. Ruthless tags Crimson in. Crimson comes in, and starts to uppercut Tomko back. Crimson shoots Tomko into the ropes and hits a drop kick to the head. Trish comes in the ring, and Crimson punches her down. Ruthless comes in the ring, and Crimson hits a leg drop on Tomko. Crimson ascends the turnbuckle and jumps at Tomko, but Tomko catches him in the stomach with a leg! Tomko tags Trish in, and Trish jumps over the ropes inside. Trish hits a haymaker on Crimson. Trish rolls outside, pulling Crimson with her. Ruthless gets in the ring. Trish low blows Crimson on the outside, then hits a bulldog onto the steel stairs. Ruthless tries to shoot Tomko into the turnbuckle, but Tomko counters and shoots Ruthless instead. Ruthless counters with a back elbow, catching Tomko in the chin. Tomko staggers back, and Ruthless attempts a clothesline, but Tomko ducks. The two exchange blows, but Tomko gets the upperhand, kicking Ruthless to the midsection, scooping her up and hitting a huge hangman's DDT. Tomko covers Ruthless, but the ref is outside trying to get control of Trish and Crimson. Crimson blocks a punch from Trish, and smashes her head into the crowd barrier. Crimson tosses Trish onto the Canadian Announcer's Table. Jean-Claude Bacon says "eh?" just as Crimson waffles him in the booth with one the United States Belt. Crimson picks Trish up starts to do some kind of a sexy dance, but Trish shoves Crimson off the Canadian Announcer's Table to the floor below! The ref sees Tomko in the ring and rolls back in. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! Ruthless is able to get the shoulder up just in time! Tomko looks angry, and picks Ruthless up. Tomko shoots Ruthless into the turnbuckle, and hits a splash into the corner. Crimson is up, and ascends the turnbuckle. Tomko mocks Ruthless, and turns around. Crimson jumps off, and hits the HITTING THE MUSIC ON TYSON TOMKO! Crimson covers. Trish tries to get in the ring, but Ruthless hits the CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL ON TRISH STRATUS! The ref counts
".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)
The entrance way darkens as "Step Up" by Drowning Pool hits as
Destruction
makes his way out with the Hardcore Championship on his shoulder. He
stands
on the ramp as pyros and fireworks explodes on him, but all he does is
pops
his neck as the fans cheer. He then makes his way down the ramp. He
jumps
around for a second before hoping onto the ring apron as the four
turnbuckle
explodes with pyros as the fans continue to chant Destruction's name.
Kyle
Bacon looks around for a moment before walking over to Destruction as
he
stands there.
Kyle Bacon: Destruction, I want to first congraduate you on your huge
victory in that eight man Mall Brawl at Storm Front. But now it seems
that
you have become the hunted...what are your thoughts on that?
Destruction smirks before popping his neck yet again.
Destruction: Hunted? Do you actually think anyone can hunt me? I am the
"Real Deal" and I am the Animal of VWF! Nobody...and I mean...Nobody
hunts...ME! You see...I did exactly what I said I would do and that is
taking this hardcore championship off Jonny Kae. The man doesn't
deserve to
be champion and he was never man enough to beat me in the first place.
Now...I wasn't really going to win this title because I told Ric that I
was
going to let him walk out with it. But after the time was about to run
out
and Ric was nowhere in sight. I did exactly what I had to do..I took
the
opportunity! Thats right and I am damn sure proud of it! Skydome was
proud
of it as well!! Did you see Tross's head as he hit the floor? I thought
I
killed him at first...even though I wouldn't care..*grins* And now I am
sure
he is thinking he can come after me and this championship..Well...this
message goes out for everyone in the back that wants it...If you want
some...COME GET SOME!! *fans cheer* Thats right..I ain't going to just
sit
around and allow you guys to jump me..I am going to jump each one of
you
guys that come my way!! I don't care where you guys want this ass
whupping,
but I will deliver. Because of this title..I will now become an even
more
sadistic hunter! Everywhere I go..I will be looking to hurt someone!
Put
someone through a table or through a winshield...or even through a roof
of a
car..doesn't really matters to me. The guys that are coming after my
title...I'll make damn sure it will be the last thing they ever
do...Like I
said before..this title here is just the beginning of my work here...I
am
far from being done and the body count will only continue to rise.
Ain't
nobody gonna stop me...The day of reckoning is upon VWF....the question
is....Who is going to make it out in one piece? So to my
challengers....WHO'S...NEXT?!!
Destruction tosses the mic and gets on the second turnbuckle and poses
with
his hardcore championship as the fans cheer loudly
Normal Match,
( VWF Championship )
(-(-(
The camera cuts to the ring, where the ring announce is standing in the middle, holding the mic to his mouth. He is about to speak, when all of a sudden "Don't Hate Me" by Nerf Herder hits the PA system. The Crimson Lightning Vikingtron hits the Titantron, and Crimson comes out from the back
THE CAT: Hey, what the? That Cracka' just had his match! Did he get real banged up?
Kyle Bacon: I don't know Ernest, but it looks like Crimson is coming out here!
THE CAT: That Mutha had his time. This is craziness!
Crimson Lightning makes his way down the ramp, circles the ring, and goes down to the announce table. He fetches himself a chair, and sits by Kyle Bacon behind the table. He smiles at the commentary team, who smile back wearily.
Crimson Lightning: Hello Boys! Just thought I'd pop out, Chandler's Mother was gettin' a bit too much backstage. So...what's up?
Kyle Bacon: Well, the main event apparantly. Brian Battler versus Cisco Kid
Crimson: Ooh, I'd better fetch some popcorn!
Just then, "I'm Alright" By Kenny Loggins hits the PA system, and Brian Battler, in his blue shirt and tights makes his way down to the ring. The crowd are cheering for Battler, as he steps into the ring and waves his hand over his ears for the fans
Crimson: Looks like Brian's hearing aid has gone again!
Kyle Bacon: Erm, Crimson, I think that's his thing
Crimson: Thing? Oh, the hearing aid? of course!
The lights then dim, as "Crack Adict" by Limp Bizkit hits the PA system. Cisco Kid appears on the ramp way, as explosions are heard through the arena. The VWF gold strapped around his waist, Cisco makes his way down to the ring. He struts into the ring, and points at Brian Battler. He holds the VWF title up into the air, as the fans cheer, before handing it to the ref. The lights then come back on, as the bell goes for the start of the match. The ring announcer slips outside, a bit miffed as to why he wasn't able to make the calls.
Crimson: Oh boy, here we go guys. I can hardly wait!
The match gets under way, as the two men lock up. Brian Battler overpowers Cisco into a corner, and lays some rights into his sturdom. Cisco counters Battler though, and arm drags him into the middle of the ring. Cisco struts around the ring as Battler gets to his feet. He looks to the crowd, and tries to tear open his shirt. Failing to do so, he takes it over his head, and then flexes his physique at Cisco. The two then hook up again, this time with Cisco getting the upper hand. He scoots round behind battler, rolling him up school boy style
1..2..Kickout with ease
Kyle Bacon: Cisco's gonna have to do more than that to beat Brian here.
Crims
on: *Munch* *Munch* Yeafth
Back in the ring, Brian Battler has Cisco in a head lock. Cisco reverses it with a whip to the ropes, and Battler knocks him down with a shoulder block. Cisco tries again, and again gets put down the the shoulder block. Battler picks cisco up and suplexes him to the mat. He goes up top and comes off with an axehandle smash onto Cisco's back. Battler saluts the fans again, as Cisco brings himself to his feet. Battler goes for a clothesline, but Cisco ducks and hits a huge Dropkick to Brian Battler's face! Battler falls to the mat, as Cisco goes to work on his legs. He kicks Battler's thighs, before making a run for the ropes and dropkicking his knees. Battler slowly gets to his feet, as Cisco drop toe holds him back to the mat, setting an ankle lock up on Battler. Brian reaches the ropes, and the ref cuts the hold
Crimson: Man, they're going to have to be careful in there. Aren't the VWF responsible for Brian's Hospital fees?
Kyle Bacon: erm...
Cisco hits an elbow drop on Brian Battler's ankle again, and then hits a leg drop. He applies pressure to the knees of battler in a leglock, before getting up and saluting the fans
Crimson: Ah, the true arrogance of a champion
Kyle Bacon: Speaking of which Crimson, you'll be facing one of these guys at Bloodlust
Crimson: Well, yeah,that's why I'm here Bacon boy. Just wanting to see what Lightning is up against
In the ring, Battler is hobbling on his feet again, but lays a right and left into Cisco's head. He whips Cisco to the ropes, and comes off with a huge Tilt-a-whirl slam! Battler falls to his knees in the ring, as Cisco is down on the mat. Battler crawls over to pin Cisco...1...2..kickout.
Kyle Bacon: That was a bit of a non shelant cover there
Cisco gets to his feet again, and lifts Battler to his knees, before dropping him with a fierce elbow to the back of the head. He goes to the corner of the ring, and waits for Battler to get up again. As he does, Cisco hits a bulldog into the mat on Battler. Cisco goes up top, and comes off with a frog splash! He makes the cover 1..2..Kickout! Battler's still in this one.
Cisco Kid applies more pressure to Battler's leg, but Battler fights out of it, getting to the ropes, and kicking Cisco in the mid section. He hits a DDT onto the mat, and then picks up Cisco for a huge piledriver onto the mat! Battler tees up on the ropes, and hits the "Your Blind Brother" onto the sturdom of Cisco Kid. He falls backwards on his injured knees though, and is unable to make the cover. Both men down in the ring, the referee starts the 10 count...1...2...Battler is raising up to his knees on the ropes...3...4...Cisco crawls over to the corner, propping himself up on the turnbuckle...5...6...Battler is up onto one foot now, as Cisco is up as well. The two stare each other down. Battler runs at cisco, and misses with the clothesline, going straight into the turnbuckle. Cisco dropkicks Battler into the turnbuckle face first! Then hits him with a powerful reverse DDT onto the mat. Cisco goes to the ropes, and mimicks Battler, hitting his own "Your Blind Brother" onto Battler! Cisco goes to the ropes and celebrates on the top turnbuckle. Just then, at the announce table, Crimson Lightning puts down the headphone and walks towards the ring. Cisco sees him, and points down at him. The two exchange words, and a few nasty sentences, and Crimson threatens to enter the ring. From behind though, Battler hits a reverse suplex onto Cisco, and the two men are down in the ring. Crimson Lightning walks to the back, eating the remainder of his popcorn, and watching the ring with a smile on his face. Battler rolls over and covers Cisco. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! Battler and Cisco both get to their feet and exchange blows. Battler wheels back and hits a big right, but his arthritis kicks in, and he grabs his hand in pain. Cisco kicks Battler to the midsection and hits the FACE DOWN IN CABO ON BRIAN BATTLER! Cisco covers. The ref counts
".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)