KiWF Blackout - 29th March 2009 Results

[The show opens inside The Rick's office, the chairman's chair has been spun around so his back is to the viewer. All they can see is the back of the chair, which quickly spins around to reveal not The Rick but "All That" Lee Ryan. Lee puts his feet up onto The Rick's desk as the fans in the building go nuts.]

"All That" Lee Ryan: "It's so good to be the boss!"

[The credits for KiWF Blackout roll, and when they finish we see Brad Rogers and Tim Garcia sat at ringside. Both men are wearing "All That" Lee Ryan T-Shirts, much to their chagrin.]

Brad Rogers: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to a KiWF Blackout that promises to be 'All That' and then some!"

Tim Garcia: "How much did he pay you to say that?"

Brad Rogers: "Not enough!"

Tim Garcia: "Hey Brad..."

[Garcia points to the T-shirt he's wearing.]

Tim Garcia: "What do you think of the merchandise?"

Brad Rogers: "How much did he pay you to say that?"

Tim Garcia: "More than he's paying you!"

KiWF Television Championship
Dimitri Sergeyevich (C) vs Nightmare

[As we hear “Smoke and Mirrors” by The Receiving End of Sirens begin to play, the lights around the arena begin to flash to the sounds of the guitars as a whisper of lyrics is heard around the arrena. After 14 seconds of build up we see Nightmare make his way out onto the stage as the drums in the song hit and the guitars and keyboard gets harder. After staring at the crowd for a second, we see him begin to walk down the ramp. After getting to the end of the ramp way we see Nightmare sprint in, and slide under the bottom rope.and go to the far left turnbuckle, and throws his arms into an X under his chin before staring down at the commentators booth, grinning as we see a set of 2 black fireworks cross one another before Nightmare hops down and awaits for his opponent to come to the ring.]

Brad Rogers: "This is Nightmare's chance for some revenge on Dimitri after the Russian and his December Wolves tried to take him out at Phoenix Rising."

[Dimitri Sergeyevich staggers out from backstage as Aleksandr Pushkin who is slightly less drunk than his charge tries to guide Dimitri to the squared circle. After a few stumbles, the champion is finally at ringside and Aleksandr pushes him into the ring. Dimitri pulls himself up with the ropes and awaits the bell.]

Match Summary & Result
[Despite his drunken state, Dimitri is able to stay on his feet... For all of 3 seconds before collapsing on the mat and falling asleep. Nightmare tries a cover, but Dimitri manages to somehow put his left leg onto the bottom rope to break the count. Both men end up brawling at ringside, almost facing a double countout but both managing to make it back into the ring before the referee can make the ten count. The December Wolves begin to surround the ring, one-by-one but Nightmare is not fazed at all and the referee ends up banning all members of the Wolves from ringside when Victor Kirill pulled down the top rope and Nightmare fell to ringside. Rolling Nightmare into the ring, Dimitri goes for the Iron Fist but misses completely and hits the mat. Nightmare manages to reach his vertical base and awaits Dimitri to stand. Unable to wait any more, Nightmare pulls his opponent up and finishes him off with the Northern Comfort. ...1...2...3! Nightmare is the new KiWF Television Champion!]

Winner and New KiWF Television Champion: Nightmare

[Nightmare is handed the championship belt by the referee and promptly raises it above his head in celebration. Dimitri is in shock, and rolls out of the ring. He looks up the ramp as his comrades rush down with bottles of vodka to ease the pain of losing the championship. Nightmare climbs the turnbuckles and raises his arms in an 'X' shape as his reign as Television Champion begins. Dimitri waves off his opponent and raises his vodka bottle only to lose grip of it and it smashes to the ground. Dimitri looks solemn but more upset that his drink is lost than his title!]

The tron flashes on and suddenly a shot of a beautiful island paradise is panning across the screen. We see lush island foliage crossing over to a practically deserted island beach. The beach is large, and the sand, white. The kerry blue water is lazily pushing up onto the shore, before falling back into the ocean again. There are maybe twenty people on the beach, one particular couple stands out. A glorious blonde and a good looking man with black hair and cherry red highlights, are lounging together on cushioned lawn chairs. Between them is a little white table holding two drinks. As the camera gets in closer, it becomes obvious that it is Alexia behind the large diva style sun glasses, who is reclined and soaking up the sun. And next to her? None other than the man who had insisted she take a vacation, her childhood friend, Will.

Alexia is wearing a simple Brazilian cut bikini of neon blue, with an swirl pattern of black . The top is basically nothing more than two triangles connected with two pieces of string, just enough to cover the real essentials, and that’s about it. Its clearly hot there, as tiny beads of sweat can be seen attempting to trail down her flat stomach, and her collar bone. She lazily reaches her hand out and takes a sip of her drink, before turning her head towards the camera and taking off sunglasses. Her blue eyes are shining, matching the ocean water not twenty feet away. As the camera gets a little closer, and she sets her drink back down, we can see her KiWF title laying on the table between the two glasses.

Alexia: “Hello everyone. I know you were expecting me to be apart of Blackout tonight and participate in Lee’s new favorite attraction, the Bikini Showdown, but I am finally taking a much needed break. I am here in the beautiful Bahamas. I’m staying at a great hotel, getting served on the beach, by some of the finest specimens the masculine sex has to offer, and I’m doing with one of my best friends.”

As Alexia is speaking a bulked up, insanely good looking man with a killer tan walks up behind her and starts speaking to Will, who turns over and allows the man to rub oil into his back.

Alexia: “I have been working my ass off in preparation for that match at Phoenix Rising, and my efforts paid off. Now at the advise of my father, the suggestion of Scott Carr, and the insistence of the forever fag that is Will, I am taking the week off. I’ve earned it I think, I’m sure many of you will agree. So, after I left Disneyworld, I flew straight here. I am now going into my second week rest and relaxation, and the fact that I’m not there, in the states, makes it all the better.”

Just then Will interrupts her.

Will: “Lexi. Javier wants to know if you’d like your back oiled.”

Alexia smiled at him.

Alexia: “Yes, I think I do.”

She turned over to lay on her stomach then untied her top so the strings wouldn’t be in his way. He sat on the edge of the lawn bed beside her and started rubbing the oil in. Her arms were folded and her head was resting on them, her hair all falling to one side to stay out of his way. She turned her head to look at the camera.

Alexia: “If you want me in “participate” in that bikini showdown, you’re going to have to take my entrance as I am just now, because that’s all you’re going to see of me until next week.”

She turns her head back so she’s once again facing Will, as the camera pulls away and the screen fades to black.

3 on 1 Handicap match
Bret Bart, Rattlesnake & MPP VS Mr Fantastic

[ The crowd is loud and fully charged like only a KiWF event can generate, fan signs flapping amongst the flashing cameras. The lights dim down and the crowd falls silent in anticipation; guitar rifts resound around the arena as “Ladies and Gentlemen” by Saliva erupts out from the speakers; the crowd almost immediately begin to boo and jeer. All three of Fantastic's opponents stand in the ring as he makes his trademark entrance to the ring.]

Match Summary & Result
[Bret Bart is quickly dispatched by Fantastic who throws him over the top rope to the floor below. Bart seems to be injured and now it looks like a two against one match. MPP charges in towards Fantastic, only to be taken down by The Fantasm. Now Rattlesnake looks to take out the #1 Contender to the VWF Championship but Fantastic puts him out of his misery with a Fantasmick Slam. Fantastic climbs the turnbuckles and mouths that this has been a waste of his time as he leaps off with the Simply Fantastic splash. ...1...2...3!]

Winner: Mr. Fantastic

[Mr. Fantastic motions that he will soon hold some gold be it in the KiWF or the VWF as we go to a commercial. Back from the commercial and we can see Dimitri and the December Wolves drinking in the backstage area joined by "The Gothic Lolita" Brandy Lust. Brandy is passing out bottles of vodka, looks like somebody just got a windfall!]

#1 Contendership for KiWF Television Championship
Scott DiBiase vs Ace Andrews vs Matthew Kennedy vs Ace Montana vs One & Only

Match Summary & Result
[Back from the commercial, and all of the competitors are in the ring for this one. Although most of them seem a bit drunk and must have been partying with the December Wolves prior to the show. Ace Andrews and Scott DiBiase stand out amongst the crowd and it is these two who seem to be out to impress. The end of the match comes about when Ace hits The Flop on Ace Montana and DiBiase takes out One & Only with a Stock Market Crash. Both men go for a cover, and the referee makes a count. ...1...2...3! Both Scott DiBiase and Ace Andrews looks confused as to who won this one, the referee raises both men's hands!]

Winners: Scott DiBiase & Ace Andrews (Co-#1 Contenders for KiWF Television Championship)

[Back from a commercial, and Felicia Rain is shown leaving her dressing room.]

Main Event #1
Bikini Showdown - All KiWF Divas Competing. Winner gets a date with "All That" Lee Ryan

["The Way You Like It" by Adema plays as "All That" Lee Ryan steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way down to the ring. The female fans in attendance are going crazy as "All That" makes his way down the ramp towards the ring and once at ringside requests a microphone from the ring announcer. Lee then rolls under the bottom rope and gets to his feet, he taps the microphone to make sure it's working properly and then addresses the audience.]

"All That" Lee Ryan: "Well folks, it's time for the first main event of the evening and before yours trully and Creed kick Jace Gryphon's teeth down his throat let's bring out the ladies!"

[Lee's music plays again for all of the divas to walk out to, but nobody seems to be walking out.]

"All That" Lee Ryan: "C'mon ladies, don't be shy! I'm not going to bite you!"

[Lee's music cuts out, and "Born For This" by Paramore hits and Felicia Rain steps out from the curtain with a silk red robe wrapped around her. She heads straight to the ring and once on the ring apron blows a kiss to "All That".]

"All That" Lee Ryan: "OK we have one contestant out here what about the rest of them?"

[Nobody responds, Lee looks a little dejected as he stares up at the entrance ramp. Felicia requests a microphone of her own.]

Felicia Rain: "I'm sorry Lee, but let's face it we knew who was going to win this all along didn't we? So are you ready to see what I've got in store for you?"

["All That" nods as Felicia turns away from the camera and opens her robe. She grabs Lee's head and pulls his face towards her, wrapping her robe around them. Lee steps back and grins, which quickly becomes a full on smile.]

"All That" Lee Ryan: "Well, seeing as none of the other ladies wanted to make the effort, I guess we have a winner! Felicia, you and I are going to paint the town red! Just as soon as I put Jace Gryphon in his place."

Winner of a date with "All That": Felicia Rain

[Lee kisses Felicia on the cheek as Jace Gryphon steps out onto the stage.]

Jace Gryphon: "Congratulations Felicia, you've just won a night on the town with the most infamous womanizer on the planet! But this charade of a main event is over, so why don't you walk your pretty little self to the back so me and my tag partner can show "All That" where the real power is in this industry?"

[Lee nods to Felicia that it's ok and she makes her way to the back as Jace allows her safe passage to the dressing room.]

Jace Gryphon: "Creed... Get out here, you don't want to miss this either!"

["Haunting Me" by Stabbing Westward plays as Creed makes his way through the audience and towards the ring. Raven is absent from Creed's side as he joins his tag team partner in the ring and motions for Jace to get on with it and get into the ring.]

Jace Gryphon: "Good, the gang's all here! Except for one very important person: My tag team partner... "The Hellcat" Kirsta Lewis!"

[Animals by Nickelback plays and Kirsta Lewis steps out from behind the curtain. "All That" and Creed shrug their shoulders and figure it makes sense as the Elite team members run to the ring and the referee calls for the bell!]

Main Event #2
Jace Gryphon & Kirsta Lewis vs "All That" Lee Ryan & Creed

Match Summary & Result
[This match quickly decends into an all out brawl. All four wrestlers battle it out around the arena, with Jace and Kirsta gaining an advantage and tearing apart the announce table. Jace puts "All That" through the announce table with his Phoenix Rising finisher and then joins Kirsta inside the ring as they try to take out Creed. Creed manages to fight off the Elite offense as best he can but he is unable to prevent them from gaining an advantage. Creed takes control with a double clothesline to his opponents and almost ends it with the Soul Reaver to Kirsta Lewis but Jace makes the save. "All That" eventually returns to the bout, and evens the odds. Creed dispatches Jace with a clothesline over the top rope and then slamming the VWF Champion's face into the barricade at ringside busting him open. Kirsta stumbles into the Double Impact from "All That" who scales the turnbuckles and hits the Leap of Faith! ...1...2...3! "All That" Lee Ryan picks up the win for his team as Creed joins him in the ring to celebrate only for an irate Jace to grab a lead pipe from under the ring and attempt to get some retribution. This has decended into chaos and nobody can see the video screen as it shows what happened when Felicia Rain returns to the Trinity locker room.]

Felicia Rain: "Lacey? Didn't I tell you that paying off all those other girls not to show would be worth it? It's just a shame I couldn't find Alexia... I wouldn't have tried to pay her off."

[Felicia pushes the locker room door open, to find her sister laid out on the floor and Alexia sat on a nearby sofa.]

Alexia: "So what would you have done then honey?"

[Felicia calls out for Rick as Alexia just laughs.]

Alexia: "Rick! Rick! Please help me! You're pathetic! He's far too busy in his office making business calls to hear your whiney little voice asking for his help and if I'm right... Which I always am, then Jace and Kirsta have taken care of your little fantasy figure "All That" Lee Ryan!"

[Felicia rusn towards Alexia, who just grabs her and hurls her to the ground. Alexia pulls Felicia's head up as she leans over her.]

Alexia: "Now I want you to listen to me very carefully OK honey? I am the Queen Of The Mountain around here and the only reason you're still concious right now is because I need someone to deliver a message to Lee Ryan for me! He wants the KiWF Championship right? He thinks he's deserving of this title? Then why book the woman that beat him at Phoenix Rising in a bikini match? I'm better than that sweetie! Much better than that! And he'll find out just what I'm capable of next week... You see, while Rick was out of his office chit-chatting with his business friends I took the liberty of booking next week's main event and it's going to be Felicia Rain against "The Goddess" Alexia Frost in a steel cage!"

[Alexia kisses Felicia on the cheek and then slaps her across the face, before storming out of the Trinity locker room.]

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