Sunday, February 27, 2005

The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as Storm Front begins. The crowd are going bonkers all over the arena and there isn't a fan in his seat in this packed 20000 person arena.





(We see Smart A$$ in his lockerroom, he’s sleeping.)

Smart A$$: mmm... Smart A$$ shirts... lot’s of them.

(He continues sleeping.)

THE CAT: What the fuck was that cracka doing?
KYLE BACON: I think... he was taking a nap.. HEY! WE'RE ON! Welcome ladies and gentleman, to our latest Pay Per View. The VWF Proudly Presents to you tonight, Storm Front! We have alot of exciting match for you tonight, with every belt in The VWF on the line, and a few grudges to be settled...
THE CAT: Not to mention the first Hardcore Tag-Team Champions to be crowned, and the first White Chick Belt. I likes me them white women!
KYLE BACON: Right. Cat and I are starting things off tonight folks, but we will be trading off the announcing duties as the night continues between ourselves and the team of VWF President Vince and James Vickers...


Seven Vs. "Mr. 420" Assassin Vs. Phoenix
Triple Threat Weapons Match,
( None )

(-(-( Seven wastes no time and before Phoenix has even finished sliding into the ring, Seven runs over and hits him with a rolling thunder. Assassin bounces off the ropes and hits Seven with a powerful clothesline sending him over the ropes to the outside. Phoenix gets up and goes after Assassin, they exchange punches before Assassin gets the upper hand, landing three hard rights in a row followed by a kick to the stomach and a side slam. Assassin picks him up and hits him with a scoop slam and a power bomb. Assassin goes over to the ropes but he can’t see Seven anywhere.

Vince “Wait a second where the hell has Seven gone.”

Vickers “Your not losing wrestlers now are you”

Before Vince can reply Seven crawls out from under the rind, the other side from where he left. He comes out holding a chair. In the ring Phoenix gets up he fights with Assassin on the other side of the ring. Seven rolls into the ring holding the chair, he takes down Phoenix with a chair shot and as Assassin turns around Seven slams the chair into his skull busting him wide open. Seven hits them both with the chair a few times before picking up Phoenix for a falcon arrow drop, however Assassin gets up, and charges at Seven hitting his leg with a shoulder block. Seven goes down landing on the chair and with Phoenix falling on top of him. Assassin rolls Phoenix off Seven, he picks up Seven and whips him into the turnbuckle, he goes over and stands on the second rope and starts punching Seven in the forehead, the crowd count the punches out loud.

1….2….3….4….5….6….7….8….9..

After the ninth punch he hops down and hits him with an upper cut to the chin. Seven slumps against the ropes holding himself up, Assassin backs off to get a run up but gets taken down by Phoenix who hits him with a clothesline from behind. He picks up Phoenix and hits him with a Russian leg sweep. He sends him to the ropes and hits him with a Samoan drop. Seven steps out of the turnbuckle a few feet before Phoenix nails him with a super kick. Phoenix hooks the leg and goes for a pin on Seven 1…2…kick out. Phoenix gets up and argues with the referee, with his back turned Assassin rolls out of the ring and grabs the announcers bell he slides into the ring and waits for Phoenix to turn around before ramming the ring bell into his stomach then into his face, Phoenix drops to the ground. Assassin climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off hitting a splash on Phoenix he goes for the pin 1…2… Seven stomps on Assassin breaking the pin. Seven and Assassin lock up, Seven whips Assassin into the ropes and hits him with an arm drag. He picks him up and hits him with a DDT, Phoenix starts to get up but is knocked back down with a big boot from Seven. Assassin swings for Seven who ducks and lands a backdrop. Seven takes Assassin to the turnbuckle, they both go up and Seven sets him up for a supperplex but Assassin fights back hitting him with several punches in the stomach, Assassin pushes Seven off the turnbuckle, Seven hits the ground landing on his back, Assassin jumps off hitting him with a leg drop. All three men lay for a moment before Phoenix and Assassin get up, Phoenix goes after Assassin when suddenly the lights go out and the arena is plunged into darkness.

Vickers “Did you forget to pay the electricity bill again Vince”

Vince “Shut up James, and will someone find out what is goes on.”

The lights stay out for a few minutes before we start to see a glow at the top of the ramp, a ring of fire appears and we can just about see the mystery wrestler standing in the middle of the ring of fire. The lights come back on to show what has happened in the ring. Phoenix is handcuffed to the ropes bleeding heavily. Seven is laying still with the ring bell next to him covered in blood and Assassin is lying in the middle of a broken table. None of the men move as the fire disappears and the mystery wrestler walks off.

Vince “What the hell just happened”

Vickers “You lost control of your show Vince, that’s just what happened”

Vince “Not the time James, really not the time.”

There is no sign of life in the ring until, Seven gets to his feet. Phoenix somehow gets the cuffs off himself with a key he had.. somewhere. Phoenix goes to grab Seven, but Seven kicks Phoenix to the midsection and hits the BLOODLUST ON PHOENIX! Seven hooks the leg and covers. The ref counts ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)

Winner: Seven wins



THE CAT: That cracka is all beat up!
KYLE BACON: So... he's a crumbled cracker?
THE CAT: LEAVE THE WHITE JOKES TO ME BITCH!
KYLE BACON: Sheesh... sorry. Look! It's Tross!



Storm front Pryo go’s off loud threw the arena as Tross prepares for his Interview with Kevin Bacon who is standing in the middle of the ring.......

Bacon: Well hello Fans and welcome to Storm Front. (walks around the ring) This is one of the most amazing young athletes in the VWF Ladies and Gentlemen and the Millions of Trossaholics im proud to announce Tross...

The lights go out and Tross music Hits the only light coming from the words on the Viktron which Read Trossaholics Stand United for the Future will soon be the Past. Then Three pryos shoot up the ramp and the music begains to pick up with the lights back on Tross comes out with his cocky strut and makes his way to the ring. When in the ring he stops and Looks at Bacon then proceeds to hit every corn with the Trossaholics going crazy he grabs the mic.

Tross: Well, Well, Well, America It seems Tross is at Storm Front even if he does not compete in a match. But im not here to fuss im here to tell you all that your going to witness a powerful Reconstruction of VWF Championship match.

Bacon: Wait just one minute Tross you can’t just make match around here. Your not Vince.

Tross: Shut your Trap Twatwaffle, I didn’t say anything about making a match. Im simply going to make a short apparence in the match but long enough to make a Impact.

Bacon: Well I don’t think Vince is going to like that at all. And when on Vince what is all this you been talking about how you are going to show Him up.

Tross: America Knows that I should of had a title match here tonight and the only reason is that Vince is Scared that I might take over to fast. The fact of the matter is that Vince is just jealous he always seems to want to be a wrestler and when a good one like me comes along he don’t let us get what we learn. Like I said before If the old bastard has the guts he will step up and face me.

Bacon: Wow, thoses are some strong words toward the man that pays your checks. What are your thoughts on the out come of your Tag Team partner tournment.

Tross: Well I’m not going to say that I was happy with the out come but I will say that me and caveboy, thats what I call him ,are going to get gold even if we have to lie and cheat to win.

Bacon: Tross your Finisher is one of the most diverse in the Industry How did you come up with it.

Tross: well you got to Turn Opponent to their back, lean them back between your legs and proceed with a powerbomb like motion when get to the top grab head and give RKO. I came up with this because the powerbomb an RKO are to devastating moves by themselfs why not combine them.Thats why its called the RPKO

Bacon: Well we are running out of time is there any match your not going to lose. (looks at Tross in fear). I didn’t mean it, It was a joke.

Tross puts out his hand and acts like its okay when Kevin turns around Tross kicks him and proceeds to give him the RPKO.

Tross: See America this is what you get when you Show me disrespect.

Tross throws the mic at Kevin and the Crowed begins to boo Tross. Tross gives them all the bird and walks out the ring and up the ramp the whole way the are chanting you’re a asswhole....


Stacy Keibler Vs. Tazz
Normal Match,
( None )

(-(-( The crowd are restless in their seats tonight, as the Storm Front PPV sign comes up on the Vikingtron. A preview for "VWF The Music" is shown, as the Vikingtron then cuts to the back. Stacey Kiebler is walking towards the entranceway with Destruction. You don't need to come out Destruction. I have things covered. You have your own things to worry about. Besides, I can beat this guy No question of that Stace. But I just wanna be there in case. I'd feel better knowing that you were safe. Besides, you have a shot for the Women's title later, and I don't want anything to jeapordise that Stacey nods, as the two make their way to the ramp. In the arena, Tazz's music hits, as the Vikingtron flashes orange and black. The orange and black strobe lighting hits the arena, as Tazz appears from backstage, prepared for his match tonight against Stacey Kiebler. He makes his way down towards the ring, and slides under the ropes. Tazz calls for a mic, and talke Cut my music! Tonight I'm up against Stacey Kiebler. I just want all the guys and girls in the back to see that I have no problems fighting a woman. I will do what I want when I want. And if anyone gets in my way...I will choke...you...out! Suddenly, the Vikingtron changes to Stacey Kiebler's, as "Legs" by Kid Rock hits the PA system. Pink and white Pyro explodes, as Kiebler appears on the entrance ramp way. She stands, hands on her hips, slightly edging to one side. Stacey makes her way slowly towards the ring, acknowledging the fans, as Legs chants eminate from the audience. She stops halfway down the ramp, and puts her hands on her hips again, staring Tazz in the eyes. Just then, Destruction appears in the ramp way, and walks down the ramp, staring Tazz down, with a sick smile on his face. The two of them walk to the ring, as Stacey steps in, destruction holding the rope down for her. Destruction steps out to ringside, and folds his arms, as he watches Tazz, who eyes him back. The refere goes up to both competitors, explaining the match rules. The two look each other in the eyes, and then step back, as the bell rings to start the match. Tazz moves first, locking up with Stacey, and powering her into the corner. He then procedes to hold her there, while laughing at her. Stacey gets an arm free and slaps tazz across the face, and kicks him in the leg. Tazz stumbles backwards, obviously surprised at the ferocity of her initial attack. Stacey Kiebler advances, and dropkicks Tazz in the stomach, sending him to the matt with a loud thud. She raises her arms to the fans, who start a legs chant again. Tazz is up, and comes behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist. He tosses her over his head, with a German suplex. She lands on the mat, and lays flat out. Tazz immediately covers 1..2..Kickout. Stacey gets up, and Tazz seems furious. He grabs her arm, and wrenches it. Stacey cries out in pain, as Tazz yanks her arm, sending her to her knees. He then locks his legs in on the arm, and twists. Stacey Kiebler cries out in pain again, but manages to reach the ropes with her other arm. Tazz jumps to his feet as he circles the ring. Stacey gets up, and runs at Tazz. She dropkicks him again, and follows up with a leg sweep, sending tazz down to the mat again. She covers 1..Tazz kicks out.

Kyle Bacon: "Man, Tazz just can't seem to get a grip in this match.

Stacey Kiebler is an impressive athlete, and she has a point to prove" Tazz goes for Stacey's arm again, but she reverses, sending Tazz to the floor with a fireman's carry. She goes up to the top rope and comes off with a huge missile drop kick to Tazz's Sturdom! The crowd go wild, as Stacey raises her arms again. Meanwhile, Tazz gets to his feet, and knocks Stacey down from behind, as the audience boos. He picks her up, and gives her a t-bone suplex across the ring. He walks up to her shouting "I don't care. I don't give a damn!" He then takes her arm again and starts wrenching it. Meanwhile Destruction gets on the apron, as the referee goes over to force him down. Tazz doesn't let go of the hold though, as Stacey is crying out in pain. Destruction runs round to their position, and puts Stacey's hand on the ropes. He calls to the ref. The ref breaks the hold. Tazz stares down Destruction, as Stacey rises to her feet, holding her arm. She runs at Tazz from behind, rolling him up with a schoolboy. 1..2..Kickout again! Kyle Bacon: "Wow, she almost had him there. That would of been so embarassing." Tazz then gets back up, and irish whips Stacey onto the ropes. He hits a huge Spinebuster on her, as the fans boo. He goes over to taunt the fans, as the referee goes to check on Stacey. As he is doing so, Destruction jumps onto the apron, and hits a stunner type move onto the ropes, Tazz's throat jumping off of the wire, as he cries in agony. The referee turns around, as Destruction has his arms in the air, as if to say "what?" The referee looks confused, as Stacey slowly gets up. She walks to tazz and pins 1..2..Kickout again Destruction looks upset, as Stacey raises to her feet again, to regain her composure and strength. Tazz rolls into the corner, and props himself up. Stacey runs at him, and hits a flying elbow into his stomach. She then goes for a bulldog, and connects. But both athletesa re down, as the referee starts to count. Destruction starts hitting the mat, for Stacey to get up 1...2...3...4 Destruction gets the fans going 5... They are chanting Stacey's name as the two in the ring stir a bit 6...Stacey starts to get to her feet via the ropes, as Tazz again crawls to the corner. 7... Just then, down the ramp way, come running Mortar and Cannon! They run down towards the ring, as Destruction spots them. The referee looks, and is in two minds as to what to do. Mortar grabs Destruction, but Destruction hip-tosses him right into the barrier! The crowd start chanting "HOLY S**T" Cannon then comes up behind Destruction, but Destruction gets in a low blow with his right leg. Cannon falls to the floor, and the referee decides to carry on his count 8... Stacey is up in the ring, and Tazz is up in the corner, as both watch the fight outside Mortar grabs Destruction, and Cannon punches him in the stomach. Destruction powers out of it though, and spears Cannon into the Barrier! Mortar grabs Destruction from behind, and suplexes him back onto the ramp. The Vikingtron flares up, as Jonny Kae and Michael Kae are talking, Jonny making sure he can't see the monitor for what's going on. Destruction hits a suplex on cannon, as Mortar comes behind him with a chair. He cracks it across the back of Destruction, who does not move. He pops hi neck, and turns around. But Cannon whacks him in the head with a chair from behind. The two bodyguards procede to beat down Destruction with the chairs, when out of the crowd runs Ric Thunder! The crowd scream, as Thunder jumps the railings and fights with Cannon, then Mortar. The action moves to the ring, where the referee is knocked out by mistake. Mortar and Cannon double team Ric Thunder, but he ducks, and hits a double clothesline on the two men. Destruction gets up and into the ring. He goes for Cannon, as Ric Thunder takes on Mortar. The 4 men battle it out in the ring, as Stacey hits Tazz from behind with a shot to the head.

Kyle Bacon: "We've lost total control of this match! What's going on?"

Destruction and Ric Thunder get out from the ring, with Mortar and Cannon in pursuit. They move to the back, as Stacey checks on the referee. The referee slowly gets up, but Tazz hits the Tazzmission on Stacey from behind! She struggles, and finally hits a low blow, as the referee is rising to his feet. She gets to the ropes, and hits a high flying bulldog off the turnbuckle!. She then crawls over to the ropes, and rests for a minute, as the Vikingtron shows the fighting of Destruction, Ric Thunder, Mortar and Cannon backstage. Tazz gets to his feet, and Stacy hits a roundhouse kick to Tazz's head! Tazz goes down. Stacy covers. The ref counts ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)

Winner: Stacy Keibler wins



THE CAT: I need a cigarette. That was good.
KYLE BACON: We have major action here on the Skydome. I hope those guys make it next door to the Mall for the Hardcore Match...
THE CAT: Fuck the match! Stacy should be under the desk.. I mean... next to me right now!
KYLE BACON: Sigh.


"The Devil's Sin" Stone and Animal Vs. "Livin La Vida Loco" The Rick and Cisco Kid
TLC Match,
( Hardcore Tag-Team Championships )

(-(-( Out comes 1st comes The Devil's Sin with Curtis Payne. Next, The Rick and cisco Kid arrive. The match started out with a lot of high flying moves. cK hits a beautiful quick guillotine legdrop on Animal. Cisco tags in Rick who hits Animal with a short powerbomb. Animal gets the upper hand as he put The Rick in a Crippler Crossface. cisco runs in and saves Rick from being beaten by Animal. Rick gets cK tagged in as does Animal tags in Stone. cK does a beautiful Asai moonsault on Stone. Animal runs in and both Stone and Animal clotheslines cK over the top and out of the ring with a version of the Cactus Clothesline. Rick dives out of the ring onto everybody except Stone. Animal starts to get the upperhand as he and Payne begin to beat on Rick. Stone and Animal start double teaming on cisco Kid as Payne beats on Rick. Stone and Animal then execute a double suplex on cK. Rick fights off Payne and slides back in the ring knocking Stone down with a lariat, then tries the same thing on Animal, but Animal evades it and kicks Rick in the head. Stone does 3 Powerbombs in a row on Rick. cK then dropkicks both Animal and Stone and then executes a snap suplexe on Stone. Rick then hits Animal with a german suplex, as cK drop kicks Animal in the face, snapping him back. Stone hits cK with a Russian Leg Sweep and clotheslines Rick hard. cisco Kid then hits a surprising huricanrana on Stone. The Rick comes off the top with a lariat on Animal. All four begin brawling early, until Rick spears both Stone and Animal. Curtis Payne sets up a table outside. Payne runs in and grabs Rick by the throat to choke slam him to the outside through the table, but cisco Kid smashes a chair into Curtis on his knee. This allowed The cK and Rick to work over Payne and double suplex him to the outside thru the table below!! The team of Livin La Vida Loco kept control on DEvil's Sin with double team moves. Stone come back with a sit out powerbomb on cK. Animal and Stone both hit a drop toe hold into a chair on Rick. This turns into a huge brawl, when Stone almost kills cK with an PowerBomb on the ladder, but Rick makes the save with a flying splash from the top. Rick hits a springboard splash onto Stone, even though he was going for Animal, who bailed. Animal attacks Rick and hammers him with fists. Rick retaliates with a dropkick in the face. cisco Kid jumps on the apron and tags in, attempts at hitting hiptosses on both of Devil's Sin. Stone however batters cisco in the corner and pulls him out into a Tiger Bomb. Rick gets a jawbreaker and dropkick Stone, but Animal uses a chair shot on him. Stone drives cK face first into a steel chair and dives off the top with the chair, but cisco kid gets his foot up. Both men make tags to their partners, and Rick bodydrops Animal and hits a knee lift on Stone. Rick hits a drop toe hold into a chair on Animal as cisco and Stone brawl on the floor. Rick hits a Stunner on Animal and sets up the ladder as he begins to climb but Animal knocks him off. Then all of a sudden, someone wearing a crow mask and a long trench coat runs to the ring. The assailant then hit The Rick off of the top rope with a baseball bat! The Rick falls to the mat hard. Meanwhile, at the same time this is happening, cK has Stone locked in the 'FACE DOWN IN CABO' and nails it!! He turns to climb the ladder but The maked guy takes DDT's cK . He stands up and takes off his mask . . . IT'S MARCUS RAVENHAWK! Marcus begins beating on cK, Rick, Stone, and Animal with a chair as Bishop runs in and stops him. Ravenhawk and Bishop stare each other down. As Rick gets up, Both Bishop AND Marcus attack RICK!! All six start brawling with each other, and they headed up the aisle to the stage and entrance. Ravenhawk & Bishop then threw Rick & Cisco Kid, simultaneously, off the stage through some tables below. Back to the ring, where Bishop & Ravenhawk actually worked as a team against Stone and Animal. Marcus and Bishop have thrown themselves in this match!! Bishop tags in, yells at Marcus and a Ravenhawk superkick give him the advantage on Stone. Rick and Cisco eventually arrive and hit Bishop with a double back bodydrop, and Animal props a chair in the turnbuckle. Rick and cisco whips Bishop into it, and then whip Stone, Animal and Marcus all in the same corner connecting with the chair. Rick and cisco then take turns splashing each of them All in the corner. Livin La Vida Loco celebrate as they kept Bishop in the ring, hitting a drop toehold into a chair. Bishop was now bleeding from the head, and cisco clamps on a chinlock. but Stone kicks cK off Bishop and goes for a chokeslam, but Marcus hit Stone with a Dropkick as Bishop hits a DDT. Ravenhawk hit a drop toehold into a chair on Stone, while Rick hits a basbeball slide with a chair on Animal. Animal hits a piledriver on Bishop, and sets up a table at ringside. Stone goes to suplex Bishop through it, only to be back dropped by Bishop Rick AND cisco Kid through it instead. Bishop punches Rick but Stone hits Bishop with a chair, and Rinona runs in to give him a low blow. Stone goes to cane Rinona, but Ravenhawk takes the blow for her. Stone then give Ravenhawk a Powerbomb, as Payne holds Bishop down. Animal and Stone both nail the SuperPowerBomb off the top rope thru a Table on Both Rick and cK. Animal and Stone both get to their feet and set up the ladder in the middle of the ring. Animal climbs up as Stone stands guard. Rick gets in the ring and attempts to hit the ladder, but Stone cuts him off. Animal grabs the belts as the ref calls for the bell )-)-)

Winner: "The Devil's Sin" Stone and Animal win the Hardcore Tag-Team Championships





The scene opens with a view of the Toronto arena, in Ontario, Canada. The camera then pans around to a cafe across the street from the arena. The cafe is called "Aunt Stacey's" and is very neatly decorated. The camera moves inside the cafe, and moves to the back, where it pans around again. The front door to the cafe opens, and HA Jonny Kae walks in, accompanied by Michael Kae. The two men are dressed in white shirts, black blazers, and black trousers. They walk down to sit at a table, near the back of the cafe. Jonny orders a coffee, while Michael orders a hot choclate. They sit and begin to talk I'm so glad you came Michael. You have no idea how much this means to me. I just want another chance, with all that's happened Yeah, Jonny. You should have thought about that three years ago. Man, I couldn't believe you were my brother when you did that to me. I had my one shot at the ICW gold, and you stole it from me. My own flesh and blood I know Mike. How many times can I apologise for the same thing? Just give me time to make it up to you ok? I don't know. I don't know if I can forget it. I've forgiven you, you're my brother, but I can't forget. Well, your being here says to me that you want to see how things turn out, right? I mean, how can I show you I've truly changed? You just need to give me time to think things through. I can see you're trying Jonny, but I have to be sure I can trust you again. The pain of what you did never goes away. I could have been a champion. I could have made Mother so proud. But the two of you wouldn't let me surpass you. It was my time Jonny, and it disappeared I know, I know. And once again, I can't apologise enough for it. But how about tonight? Watch this match. I'm going into a mall to fight for my Hardcore Title. I'm taking on seven guys, all with the same fire in their bellies that we used to have Michael. No tricks. I will win this match. But I want you to see me for what I truly am, a consumate athlete. Ric Thunder and Destruction are trying to take me out, and that's why I hired Mortar and Cannon. Those guys really want to hurt me Mike. What was I supposed to do? I suppose Jonny. But I know you, or I did. You're calculating. How can I trust you? I mean, I'm here, and that's the first step...but it will take longer than one night to sway back into my good graces The waitress comes round the corner with the coffee and hot chocolate, and places them on the table. The two men take a little sip, as their conversation stops momentarily Just watch tonight. I want you to remember. Who we were, you know? We were the Kae Brothers. The Rockers reincarnated. We took the ICW by storm, and the fans chanted our names. Don't you want to remember those days? Mother in charge, and you and I right at the top I know Jonny, but it was always you at the top. I was always on for the ride. I wanted my time, and you wouldn't let me. Besides, you retired me from wrestling. I didn't forgive you for that for 2 years. Now I may have, but things between us can't be as they were Why not brother? We were the best. We were really something. I came to realise after you left, that I was only half complete without you. when you left, I won the World Title one more time against Radical Jazz, but then I lost it within a week. Without you there, I wasn't the same man. Mother tried to get me back to the top, but my decent was slow and painful. Mother lost control of the company, and I was forced out by the new ownership. I went into American Football, but still, without you, I was heartbroken Michael. I ned you on my side again. We conquered, we were champions! I know Jonny. Things are just not like that anymore. The business has changed. I have changed. I'm just going to need a little time. I just want to think about things. We have a lot to deal with at the moment, what with the companies and all. But I must admit, this is all very tempting Just remember, if you come back, I will make sure you get your deserved shots. I will make sure you get your rightful place as a champion among champions. Together, we are unstoppable. We are Kae Enterprises Brother Yeah. I just hope that your head isn't as big as it was back then. Mother's dead Michael. She's gone. She no longer can put the pressure on me, the faithless pressure. Now all we have is each other. We need to succeed for each other. Surely that is still worth something? I was confused, but now? Now I'm going to be back on top again, and so are you. We deserve to be. Tonight, it will be a hard match, but knowing you're here, watching, I will be so glad. Just promise me you'll watch, and be there in the back after the match? That's all I ask. Your support? Yeah Jonny. I'll be there for you. I'm not getting involved, but I'll be in the back for you. Thanks Michael. I need to go to the bathroom. This really means a lot to me The two brothers hug, as Jonny Kae gets off his seat and walks to the toilet. The camera follows him in. He takes out a cellphone, and dials a quick-key number. He waits patiently as the phone rings. Hello? Mortar. I've just been talking to Michael. I think I'm getting him interested. Just make sure you and Cannon do nothing night to jeapordise it. Do what you gotto do, but make it discrete, make it look like we're the good guys. I need Mike on my side, and he won't come unless he really believes me. So, just make sure you get the right message across He hangs up, and looks in the mirror. A sadistic smile comes across his face, as he lets out a sly laugh. The camera then fades to black


Jonny Kae Vs. Ric Thunder Vs. Caretaker Vs. Destruction Vs. Marcus Ravenhawk Vs. Bishop Vs. Mandingo Vs. Tross
Mall Brawl,
( Hardcore Championship )

(-(-( The camera goes next door, where Ric Thunder and Destruction are standing outside of some nameless mall in Toronto. They talk between each other, then give each other a five, then walk through the doors. Across the street, Jonny Kae comes walking out of Grossman's Tavern with the Hardcore Belt on his shoulder. Michael Kae walks behind him, and the two men aproach the front door. Jonny nods to Michael, and then walks in alone. Bishop, Mandingo, Tross, Marcus Ravenhawk, and Caretaker all seem to not have arrived. The camera cuts to inside the Mall, where Ric and Destruction can be seen walking around. They nod to each other, the split up in the deserted mall. The camera follows Ric as he walks into a sporting goods store. Ric hears a noise, then goes further into the store. From out of nowhere, Jonny Kae pops out from behind a canoe and hits Ric with a paddle. Ric staggers, and Jonny swings again, but Ric ducks and tackles Jonny. The two men roll around on the floor until Ric gets over on Jonny, and locks in a sleeper. Ric screams at Jonny to tap out, but Jonny holds on, flailing his arms around wildly. Jonny puts his hand over, and tries to get a weapon. Jonny gets one, and hits Ric in the head with... a nerf football. Needless to say, it does nothing. Jonny throws it away in disgust, then pokes Ric in the eye. Ric yells out and releases the hold. Jonny gets to his knees, and pushes the canoe display over on Ric, burying him. Jonny walks out of the sporting goods store, when out of nowhere comes Destruction, running full blast! Destruction crashes into Jonny, and the two men go crashing into a fountain. Destruction and Jonny both slowly get to their feet, sputtering water. Destruction hits Jonny with a big right, then another, then clotheslines him into the water. Destruction covers. The ref counts 1 SPLASH! 2 SPLASH! Kickout! Destruction picks Jonny up and brings him over to the statue in the middle of the fountain, but Jonny low blows Destruction and smashes him head first into the statue. Destruction goes down to a knee, and Jonny gets out of the fountain and heads off down the hallway. Jonny walks into a butcher shop, and looks around for a weapon. Jonny goes to the back, and sees a crate. Jonny attempts to open it, but the crate shakes, then the lights almost all go out. Jonny looks around with wide eyes as the crate opens. Dry ice falls out, and mist goes everywhere as Ric Thunder comes in the door, and attempts to turn on the lights, flickering them on and off. Out of the crate comes... CARETAKER! Caretaker grabs Jonny by the neck and hits the GRAVEDIGGER ON JONNY KAE! Caretaker covers. The ref counts 1..2.. Ric Thunder breaks it up! Ric lays into Caretaker with a few lefts, then shoots him into the wall. Ric covers Jonny. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! Ric picks Jonny up, but Caretaker clotheslines both men to the floor. Caretaker picks Jonny up and drags him out of the butcher shop and outside. Caretaker throws Jonny on the floor, then stalks around him. Jonny crawls over to the escalator (for all you English chaps, that's moving stairs!) The escalator starts to take Jonny upstairs as Caretaker starts after him, but Destruction comes out of the butcher shop with a broom, and smashes it over Caretaker's back. Caretaker staggers, as Destruction continues his assault. Jonny reaches the top of the escalator, and gets to his feet. Ric Thunder... somehow got to the top first. Jonny turns around, and Ric hits THE STUNNER ON JONNY KAE! Ric covers. The ref counts 1..2..3.. Ric Thunder wins the Hardcore Championship Ric stands up to celebrate as he hold the belt up over his head. Ric turns around, and Caretaker wipes him out with a HUGE clothesline. Ric's head bounces off a bench, and he is busted open. Caretaker covers. The ref counts 1..2..3.. Caretaker wins the Hardcore Championship Caretaker picks up the belt and holds both arms over his head when Jonny Kae tackles Caretaker, knocking both men over the barrier and falls crashing to the floor below! They land right in the middle of the fountain, splashing in the water. Jonny is on top of Caretaker, making the cover. The ref counts 1 SPLASH! 2 SPLASH! 3 SPLASH! Jonny Kae wins back the Hardcore Championship Jonny wades out of the fountain for the second time tonight, and pulls himself out. He looks up and sees Destruction looking over the barrier at him. Caretaker sits straight up out of the water, and Ric Thunder, bloody, comes down the escalator. Jonny takes off down the hall, and gets stopped right in the middle of the mall. He looks around, as Caretaker and Ric come from behind, and Destruction climbs a tree down in front of him, cutting him off. Jonny looks both ways, as the three men circle him. Suddenly, a humming can be heard. As it gets louder, all four men start to look at each other, and look around. At the last second, they all look up, and see a Blackhawk Helicopter come crashing through the glass ceiling above them! All four men jump for cover as it comes crashing down, and slams into the wall. As the dust clears, the side opens up, and a figure can be seen coming out. Jonny, cut in the head and bleeding, squints. All he hears is.. "Ugg!" and a big club comes crashing down on his skull. It's Mandingo! Mandingo covers. The ref counts 1..2..3.. Mandingo wins the Hardcore Championship Mandingo stands up, and swings his club around wildly, celebrating. Mandingo runs into candy shop, and starts running around like a kid. (I wonder if anyone gets that joke?) Tross comes out of the helicopter as well when Mortar and Cannon come running through the rubble. Mortar grabs Tross, but Tross picks him up and hits the F-6 ON MORTAR! Cannon is next, and Tross hits the RPRKO ON CANNON! Tross laughs in the middle of the rubble of mall and men as Mandingo comes out of the candy shop. Caretaker is next up, and grabs Mandingo by the throat. Mandingo kicks Caretaker in the knee, but Caretaker picks him up and smashes him through the glass window! Jawbreakers go everywhere as Caretaker covers. The ref counts 1..2..3.. Caretaker wins back the Hardcore Championship Tross charges through the smoke at Caretaker, grabbing him and picking him up. Tross' momentum takes the two big men smashing right into a photo booth. The booth falls over on it's side, as the booth takes pictures. Tross is on top of Caretaker as the ref counts 1 FLASH! 2 FLASH! 3 FLASH! Tross wins the Hardcore Championship Tross laughs again as he stands up holding the Hardcore Belt handed to him. A very large clock drops from the sky, crushing the Blackhawk Helicopter. Tross looks at it, as it read 00:30. Tross gets out of the booth, when Destruction comes up and grabs Tross by the hair. Destruction uppercuts Tross, then smashes his head into the wall. Tross staggers back, and Destruction hits the KILL SWITCH ON TROSS! Destruction covers. The ref counts 1..2..3.. Destruction wins the Hardcore Championship Destruction gets to his feet and turns around, as Mortar and Cannon both attack Destruction with 2x4s from the rubble. Michael Kae comes out of the sports store with a baseball bat. Jonny Kae is up, and comes over as all four men put the beat down on Destruction. The clock read 00:10. Jonny kicks Destruction to the midsection as Mortar and Cannon hold him. The clock is running out 00:05. Jonny hits the DOUBLE-BARREL REVERSE NECKBREAKER ON DESTRUCTON! Jonny covers. The ref counts as time runs out.. 1...2... kickout! Destruction kicked out at the last second as the clock chimes, signaling the end of the match! ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)

Winner: Destruction wins the Hardcore Championship





Brian Battler: It’s not like I liked doing that brotherrr! I didn’t even know she was her sister brotherrr! She brought it on to herself brotherrr! I’m all- -

Suddenly, the door to the women's locker room opens, fans cheer as Toronto's own Trish Stratus walks out with her hands on her hips...

Trish Stratus: Excuse me...but what the hell is going on out here? I'm trying to get ready for my matches tonight, and you're out here raising holy hell.. so cut it out brother.

Surprised by the sudden appearance of Trish Stratus, he jumps back. Clutching on to his heart with both hands, he looks back, almost terrified.

Brian Battler: What?! Who?! Brotherrr, I’ll tell you something right here brotherrr. You scared the John Travolta outta me brotherrr…(looking at Trish, somewhat odd) I…hey aren’t you that dragqueen that tried to sell me tickets to that Michael Bolton concert on the way in here?

Surprised by the inappropriate question, a furious _expression appears on her face. Without further warning she delivers a stiff kick right into Brian’s neither region…yes that means she kicked him in the nuts, thank you very much. Battler goes down hard and with loud thump he hits the cold concrete floor. Trish grins as the fans cheer, Satisfied, she begins to walk back into the locker room but not before kicking him in the ribs. All Brian can do is groan in pain, ‘cause you would too if some chick kicked you in the nuts, true story. After consequently making her way back into the locker room, the door is slammed shut. Leaving Brian Battler in serious manly man pain. As he continues to lay there on the ground, groaning, and trying to figure out if at his age, his manhood is still in tact, a backstage interviewer just happens to walk by.

Backstage Interviewer: Brian Battler…I was just actually on my way to interview you…but what happened to you? Why are you on the floor crying?

Obviously insulted by such a preposterous question, Brian Battler continues to cry. Obviously still on the floor, rolling about…and more crying.

Brian Battler: What does it look like happened here brotherrr? Huh? Brotherrr, some dragqueen killed the last remains of my manhood brotherrr when I say, and I do say brotherrr refused to brotherrr purchase some of her services brotherrr…this is a crime brotherrr…not only against Brian Battler brotherrr…but against America brotherrr!

Backstage Interviewer: Uh…I should probably get you some help…but FIRST! I have a job to do, and that’s ask you sir some questions.

Brian Battler: Brotherrr! Does it look brotherrr, like I could answer your question now? No brotherrr, I need some serious help brotherrr!

The young backstage interviewer of course wasn’t going to have none of this.

Backstage Interviewer: I’ll get you some help sir, but what do you think of the Cisco Kid?

Brian Battler: (still on the floor, being old and such) This isn’t the time to be thinking about those hip and hop superstars brotherrr. Brian Battler is in much pain, brotherrr!

Backstage Interviewer: (relentless to get his questions answered) What about the Vox?

Brian Battler: So much pain brotherrr, I…I think I see the light brotherrr…the light brotherrr…I can’t feel my knees brotherr…

Of course he was seeing the light, he was looking up towards the ceiling. The young backstage interviewer not wanting to be around when this old man…uh…stops being old and dies, takes one quick look around before beginning to walk away. Leaving Brian Battler…maybe to die…but then again, the elderly never seem to know the meaning of the words, “Die bitch, die!” The Vikingtron then flickers off, with one last shot of Brian Battler rolling about.


Eric Dayton Vs. Genesis
Normal Match,
( None )

(-(-( Genesis stands in the ring, waiting... and waiting... and waiting... Suddenly, the VikingTron flickers to life, showing Suicide standing backstage. He is in a dark room, and you can barely see him...



SUICIDE: Yeah, you're right you little Viking-Whore. You'd be able to see me better, but I stole most of the light bulbs in the place, so there isn't much to see by. But that's not the point. The point is that I talked with Triple B, and he made your match a falls count anywhere match. And well, since you failed to show up for the match, it looks like I'll have to steal your spot...

Suicide steps back, and the light from the camera shows Eric Dayton unconscious in the middle of the room, with dozens of empty Hardcore Soda cans sitting around him... Suicide puts his foot on Dayton, and a ref in the darkness counts ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" )-)-)

Winner: Suicide wins? the Cruiserweight Championship

(-(-( Suddenly, in the crowd, a commotion is occuring as the fans are going nuts. Vince and Vickers can't seems to see whatr is going on until they see at ringside, Curt Evans is there and he slides into the ring, dressed in his street clothes as he grabns a mic pointing at Vince. )-)-)

James D. Vickers: "It's Curt Evans!!! Oh my God .. Vince .. I think YOU got a match ...'

VWF Prez Vince: "What!? No .. NOOOO!!! Some one stop him!! He's not Allowed here!!!"

I told You Vince .. you can run, but you sure in hell can't hide from Curt Evans!! I went thru al your secruity and Now, I'm standingh in MY RING in MY HOME TOWN to beat your ass!! You can't get out of this as I'm using my favor from Samantha to get what I want. So get in this ring Vince and meet your destiny, because Oppertunity is knocking so I SUGGEST you answer before I knock the damn door down and FORCE YOU to answer ... 60 Minute Iron Man/Last Man Standing match ... Canadian STORM match .. Sety the clock and let's rumble jackass!!


VWF Prez Vince Vs. Curt Evans
Canadian Storm match
( If Vince wins, Curt leaves the VWF. If Curt wins, He fces Viking King one on one at Bloodlust in a match of his choosing )

(-(-( As the clock flickers on the Vikingtron for 60 minutes Curt Evans waits for Vince in the ring, Samantha sends a ref to the ring. Vince slowly gets up and enters the ring alone. Vince offers his hand, wanting to "talk this out" but Curt just spits at Vince. They had a stare down at the start, and Vince spends time yelling at the crowd and mouthing off at Curt. They started exchanging punches, and Curt tossed Vince to the floor, but Vince jumps back in before Curt could follow up. Vince goes for a arm ringer, but Evans slugs him hard to the mat. Vince holds his jaw, looking at Curt. Again the circkle each other and locked up, struggling and fall through the ropes, as they continued to grappled on the floor. Curt gains the advantage and tosses Vince into the guardrail, as they take it into the crowd. Evans hits Vince with a chair, and legdrops it across his face. Curt has a fan hold up a chair, so he could ram Vince into it. Curt hits Vince with a garbage can, and stands over the VWF Prez, taking in the home town crowd's cheers. Picks up Vince and takes him back into the ring. Evans puts Vince in a cobra clutch, wearing down Vince as he struggles to get out. Curt reverses the hold and atte,pts a DDT, but Vince drops out of it. Evans' charges him, and Vince hits a drop toe hold, sending Evans through the ropes to the floor. Vince goes after Curt with several punches on the floor, but Evans responds with punches of his own. Curt rams Vince into the steps and the camera platform at ringside. Vince iss busted open, as Evans hits a drop toe hold into the steps!! Curt goes to ram Vince into the announce table, but Vince blocks it and hits Curt low with a knee. Vince picks up some scissors at ringside, gloating to use them on Curt but puts them back down. Vince whips Curt into the ringsteps, and repeatedly punches away on Curt's forehead. )-)-) (-(-( Curt is now busted open, as Vince tosses him back into the ring. Vince hits with a stiff kick to Curt's back, and then put Curt in an abdominal stretch. He screams at Evans to just quit as He's the boss, but Evans' refuses as Vince reverses it into a cobra clutch of his own, but Curt elbows out of it. Vince racks Evans' eyes and re-applies the stretch. Curt screams out abit in pain as he struggles and manages to hiptoss Vince out of the hold, But Vince rakes Curt's eyes again and attempts the move again, claiming he's taking Curt to 'OLD SCHOOL' but Curt reverses it into an abdominal stretch of his own!!! Curt applies the hold, tightening his grips as Vince screams out in pain struggling. Vince somehow manages to hiptoss Curt over the top rope to the floor. As Curt and Vince both recover for a minute, Curt attempts to re-enter the ring but Vince chokes Evans with his boot in the ring. Vince hits a kneelift and goes for a cover, but the referee reminds Vince that there ARE no covers, despites Vince's threats of getting him fired. Vince goes to the floor and gets a chair, while Evans pulls a chain out of his pants. Vince goes to arrogantly pick Curt up, and Evans hits him with the chain staggering The VWF Prez. Curt sets the chair up and whips Vince into the ropes, and hits a drop toe hold into the chair. Curt then hits a bulldog into the chair. Curt gloats over Vince, yelling at him to get up. He picks Vince up but Vince low blow Curt and whips Evans off the ropes, But Curt ducks under a bad clothesline attempt, and hits Vince square in the jaw with his 'BIG MONEY' SUPERKICK!! The referee starts to count Vince out, but Genesis appears at ringside and pulls the referee from the ring. Looks on stunned and grabs Vince for a 'Irresistible Ending', But a mystery masked Man enters the ring and tosses Curt over the top rope colliding with Genesis and the referee, who were now on the ring apron. With the ref down, and Genesis runs in and superkicks Curt. Genesis and The Masked Wrestler bring in two tables into the ring, then hold Curt so Vince could kick him. Suddenly MAXINE BAIBE appears and staggers her way out to the ring, and low blows the Masked Wrestler!! Maxine and Genesis start brawling to the crowds delight up the ramp and into the back. Vince sets up a table but Curt grabs Vince and nails him with his '5 STAR SLAM' thru the Table!! Curt looks at the masked man, Dropkicks in the face and calls for the end. Curt climbs up on the turnbuckles and grabs the masked man for a top rope DDT thru a table, but the Lights go out. When they come back on, The man is gone as Curt looks around confused. Vince shoves Evans off the ropes, through the table below!! Vince sets up the other table, and places Evans on it. Vince climbs up to the second rope, but Curt stops him with a Low blow from behind and nails him with his 'IRRESISTIBLE ENDING' off the ropes through the table!! The referee begins his count as Curt staggers up '.1 ..2 ...3 ...4 .....5 ......6 ....' all of a sudden ... the lights go out again! )-)-) (-(-( When they come up, the mystery man again stands in the ring and pulls off his mask slowly as the referee, Curt Evans and the VWF Prez Vince lays prone on the mat. The mystery man removes his mask to reveal the face of ....

VIKING KING!

Viking laugh's gloating that He will now end Curt's careeer in his hometown as the crowd liters the ring with garbage. Viking grabs Evans and spikes him with 'THE END' as Vince staggers outside and grabs barber implements from underneath the ring!!! Viking proceeds to sit Curt in a chair and literally scalp Curt Evans, leaving huge bloody trails down his head as Viking poses and mocks Curt's denuded head. Viking comes running off the ropes to clothesline Evans from behind, but Curt Grabs Vince, moves out of the way in time, sending Vince into the clothesline himself!! Viking is stunned as he attends to Vince. Evans holds his bloody scapal, looking at what had just occured as a wild look comes across his face annd standfs up. Evans attacks Viking sending him into the corner, as Viking stumbles out but is greeted by several punches by Curt .. the 4th sends him to the mat. Viking recovers, gets up, and is greeted with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope. Curt quickly climbs out to follow him. He picks Viking up and throws him onto the announcers table. He climbs on the Table, yelling at the announcers to "get the Fuck out of mty way" and sends Viking thru the table with Viking's Own finisher 'THE END'!! )-)-) (-(-( Vince rolls outside as Curt trash talks Viking and gives him a punch to the gut, But Curt responds with a forearm to his back and then sends him surfing over the ringside barrier into a section of seats. Curt then grabs a fans sign and biffs Vince in the head with it as Vince oddly sells it like it was a brick. Evans twars the sign open, revealing it to be a STOP SIGN!!! He tosses the sign into the ring and then pumps his fist into the air to get the crowd going again. Evans grabs Vince and whips him into a soda machine, then goes to knock it on top of Vince, But Vince rolls outr of the way. Curt begins to stalk Vince as Vince crawls away, begging Curt for mercy. )-)-) (-(-( Curt wails away on Vince's forehead with punches and whips him into a concrete wall and then takes a plastic garbage can and hits him in the head again. He then dumps it's contents all over Vince. Curt then trips up Vince and begins to pull him by his feet as they head back towards the ring. Curt tosses Vince over the barrier by ringside and Vince manages a few punches at his chest, but Curt gives him a kneelift. While Vince falls, he hits him again with another trash can and then takes a moment to slap Vince across the face. Evans grabs a chair while Vince starts back to his feet. Curt stands him up and sends his head crashing on top of the closed chair. Vince falls to the ground as picks him up by his head and whips the VWF Prez back into the ring. Curt follows him in after sliding a chair in and then places it between the top and middle ropes in the corner. He goes to whip Vince into the chair But Viking slides in and levels Curt with a thundering Clothesline. Vince gets up slowly and staggers toward Evans, as Viking repeatedly stomps away on Curt. Vince smirks and cracks his knuckles and then places the stopsign between the ropes in a different corner. He grabs a dazed Evans and they both whip him nearly through the stopsign! Vince punches Curt in the groin area and then moves to help him to his feet. Low blow by Vince, as Viking picks up Evans and POWERSLAMS him in the center of the ring. Vince demands a count as we reach the 40 minute mark. '.1 ..2 ...3 ....4 .....5 ......6 .......7 ........8' Curt qwuickly sits up in pain and crawls towards the ropes as Viking and Vincve can't believe it. )-)-) (-(-( Viking starts working on Curt's left knee starting with several stomps. He then places a chair over his leg, bounces off the ropes to stomp on the chair. Vince pulls Curt by the legs over near the ropes, he hooks the knee and pulls on his leg. Curt screams out in pain. Viking grabs Evan' leg and pulls on it while Vince distracts the ref. Curt grabs at his knee and rolls around the ring screaming as Vince goes for an elbow drop, and misses terribly. Both men slowly get to their feet. Curt goes for a punch but Vince cuts him off with a punch to the knee. )-)-) (-(-( Curt drops and rolls onto the mat holding his knee in pain. He slowly gets to his feet but then falls over, clutching his knee. As Curt gets up, but Vince clips him in the knee. He then picks up Curt's leg and drives the knee into the mat. He stands for a few seconds with his hands on his hips before placing his left leg on the bottom rope and steps on it. Vince then with Viking's encoragment jumps up, landing on Curt's knee. Vince struts around tghe ring arrogantly as Viking taunts the crowd and Evans. Vince then again repeats his last move. They taunt the crowd some more, setting Evans up for the same move again, but Curt kicks Vince with his right foot, sending Vince over the top rope to the outside. Evans hobbles to his feet and as Viking helps Vince back up. Vince comes back in to give his knee another kick as he slowly gets to his feet. Vince taunts the crowd and then grabs a chair, setting it up in the middle of the ring. Curt stumbles into a corner. Vince moves in and tries to whip Evans into the ropes, but he reverses it and whips Vince ionto the chair. He rolls to the ropes and grabs at his knee again. Evans flexes his leg while Vince still is barely moving from the last move. the ref starts a 10 count, '.1 ..2 ...3 ....4 .....5 ......6 .......7 ........8' Curt and Vince are to their feet. Vince goes for a punch, but it's blocked by CUrt who returns with 3 punches of his own. Evans spins around completely and gives Vince a thundering clothesline. Both men go down. Curt gets up and grabs Vince, whipping him into the far corner. Curt hits the ropes and catches Vince who was stumbling backwards, delivering another clothesline. Viking slides into the ring only to get knee lifted by Curt and Dropped with an 'IRRESISTIBLE ENDING'!! Vince staggers up again and Curt whips him into the far corner. He runs in to grab Vince, delivering a bulldog on top of Viking. Curt rolls Vince off of Viking begins wailing away on him with several punches and then whips him into Vince, squashing him in the corner. Vince stumbles out backwards. Curt grabs Vince and whips him back into the occupied corner. Viking moves in time, but the ref is hit. Viking grabs Curt and drops him onto his knee. Viking brings in a chair and wedged it in a corner. Viking whips Evans, but Curt reverses it. Viking stops himself, and Spine busters Evans hard into the mat. Viking set up the chair in the ring and give Evans a 'VIKINGDRIVER' into it. The referee tries to take the chair away, but Viking tosses him and sets it up again. He goes to drop toe hold Curt into it, But Evans sidesteps it, picks up the chair, and tossed it at Viking's head. All three men are down, and get up slowly. Curt gets a second wind, hitting punches, a pair of clotheslines and a running kneelift on both Viking and Vince. Curt hits a lariat in the corner on Vince and than a bulldog. Curt tries to nail Vince with a DDT, but Viking tosses a Chair at Curt and Vince nails Evans with his own 'DIAMOND DRIVER' Styles Clash Piledriver!! Viking Holds Curt up, and as Vince goes for a chair shot, Curt moves, and Vince nails Viking hard across the skull sending him to the outside. Curt goes for his 'Irresistible Ending', but Vince backed him into the referee, knocking him down. Curt manages to hit Vince with a DDT. Viking staggers in with some powder, but Curt superkicks kicked it into his face. A blinded Viking then gave Vince a 'THE END' by mistake allowing Curt to kick Viking in the gut and hit the 'DIAMOND DRIVER' Styles Clash Piledriver!! on him!! Curt stands in the center of the ring, shaved and a bloody mess as the crowd begins chanting his name, Curt screams out in definance and grabs Vince, setting him up in his 'DIAMOND DRIVER' Styles Clash Piledriver and NAILS IT!! Curt gets up as The clock shows 2 minutes left. Curt puts his boot on Vince and the ref makes his count. 1...2...3...)-)-)

Winner: Curt Evans wins


Iman Sain Vs. Meiko Sugawara Vs. Josh Legacy Vs. The Viking King Vs. Maxine Baibe Vs. Venom
Quadrupile Threat Two Falls Match ,
( Japanese and European Championships )

(-(-( Meiko Sugawara and Josh Legacy wait in the ring as Venoms music hits and he makes his way down to the ring. "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence hits over the pa system and Maxine Baibe emerges at the top of the ramp looking as good as always. She walks down the ramp not paying attention to cat calls and wolf whistles coming from The Vox and Crimson Lightning in the audience. "One Step Closer" blairs throughout the arena and Iman Sain starts to walk down the ramp with the Japanese Title over his shoulder. He stops at ring side as Meiko goads him to get in the ring. "Think About The End" hits and The Viking King walks down the ramp. Maxine begins shouting over the ropes and Viking stops short of the apron. The ref urges Meiko and Maxine to back off and let the champions in the ring so they do. Then spin round and launch themselves over the ropes hitting Viking and Iman with a cross body and a flying clothesline respectively. The ref shakes his head and signals for the bell to ring, the match starts. Josh Legacy and Venom look at each other and shrug, then start beating seven bells out of each other. Maxine and Meiko beat Viking and Iman down against the crowd barrier as the ref removes the titles. Meiko hits Iman hard in the face and he stands there with a manic grin on his face. She hits him again and his grin gets bigger. Iman puts his hands behind his back and tells her to give it her best shot. Meiko sticks a hard knee to the vital area between Iman's legs and he goes down. Fast. Viking starts to recover a bit and fights Maxine back to the ring apron. He tries to ram her head into the ring apron but she counters and returns the favour a few times. In the ring Legacy starts to get the upper hand and shoots Venom off the ropes. Legacy with a knee to the thighs on the return, sending Venom spinning through the air and crashing back first onto the mat. Meiko pulls Iman up and rams his head into the crowd barrier. Meiko rolls Iman into the ring. Viking counters yet another blow from Maxine and elbows her in the gut. Viking hits a forearm smash to the face of Maxine then rolls her into the ring. Legacy pulls Venom up and hits a DDT then rolls over for a cover. ...1 ...2 Meiko breaks away from Iman to drop an elbow on the back of Legacy breaking the count. Meiko gets back up but as she turns Iman is on his feet and hits a spinning neck breaker on her. Viking pulls Maxine up and shoves her into the corner. Viking trash talks Maxine a little before slapping her across the face. A second time as the boos start up around the arena. Maxine blocks a third slap and head butts Viking square between the nose. Viking staggers back a little and Venom, just getting to his feet, seizes the oppurtunity and schoolboys Viking into a pin. ...1 ...2. Viking kicks out. Venom gets up and drops an elbow on Viking. Venom pulls Viking up and manages to pull off a sidewalk slam, staying on him for a count. ...1. Maxine breaks the count with a diving forearm smash. Iman drops an elbow on Maxine as she slides past Viking and Venom. Iman tries to lock in the Straight Jacket but Maxine gets out of it. Both get to their feet and Maxine charges Iman with a huge clothesline. So huge that both he and her go flying over the ropes and down to the apron. Meiko pounds away at Legacys gut in the corner before mounting him and hitting a reverse tornado. Meiko goes for a cover. ...1 ...2 Legacy kicks out. Meiko pulls Legacy up but Legacy connects with an elbow to the gut of Meiko and pulls off a snap DDT. Legacy gets up and starts to climb the turnbuckle but is knocked off crotch first onto the turnbuckle by a fast moving Venom coming off the ropes. Viking readys for Venoms return and hits a good old fashioned drop kick on him taking him down. Viking gets to his feet and drops a knee on Venoms head. Viking covers. ...1 ...2. Meiko breaks the count. Maxine and Iman slowly get to their feet on the outside. Iman is the first to get his bearings and grabs Maxines hair. Iman pulls Maxine across to the steel steps and rams her head hard into the steel. Maxine goes down outside thge ring. Iman rolls back into the ring and heads for Legacy who's still nursing his future children in on the turnbuckle. Iman climbs the turnbuckle and hits a superplex on Legacy. Iman rolls onto Legacy for a cover. ...1 ...2. Venom breaks the count. Viking lifts Meiko above his head and brings her crashing down to the mat in a hard bodyslam. Viking goes for a cover. ...1 ...2 somehow Meiko gets her shoulders up! Venom starts to lay into Iman with rights, working him back to the ropes. Maxine starts to stir on the outside, her forehead is bleeding a bit. Venom starts to hit Iman with some chops to the chest. Venom goes to shoot Iman into the opposite ropes but Iman reverses sending Venom across the other side but Venom never makes the return as Maxine takes his legs out from underhim at the ropes sending his nose at pace towards the canvas. Iman shrugs but Legacy hits him from the side with a hard forearm as he does so. Legacy puts Iman into a suplex and holds him there for a few seconds. Just as he's about to bring him down Maxine, who just slid into the ring, spears Legacy's legs taking him, and Iman (from a greater height) down in a messy heap. Maxine lays across both men as the ref shrugs and starts the count. ...1 ...2. Viking leaves Meiko to break the count(s) Viking pulls Maxine up and drops a few closed fists on her head. Viking hits THE VIKING DRIVER!!! on Maxine. Viking rolls onto Maxine for a pin. ...1 ...2 Meiko makes a save. Viking gets up furious and heads straight for Meiko. Meiko ducks the initial haymaker that Viking throws at her and dives for his right leg, spinning around it and taking him down into an ankle lock. Meiko locks in the hold tight and Viking screams in pain. Viking moves towards the ropes but Meiko pulls him as best she can back towards the centre of the ring. Viking tries hard to reach the ropes but Meiko has the advantage and he can't make it. Maxine starts to get to her feet, her head is bleeding quite badly now. Meiko strains, trying to make the hold as painful as possible, which it clearly is. Legacy sees Viking arm looking suspiciously like its going to tap out and drop kicks Meiko in the back, breaking the hold. Viking rolls around the ring holding his ankle in pain. Maxine storms over to Viking and pulls him up. Viking struggles a little on his ankle. Maxine, a little sluggishly, lifts his head up by the chin to look at her, kisses him on the cheek then hits THE NO. #1 CRUSH!!! on The Viking King, laying him out on the canvas. Maxine goes for a cover. ...1 ...2. Iman breaks the count. Iman goes to pulls Maxine up but Venom hits him from behind knocking him into the corner. Venom shoots Iman into the opposite corner. Venom charges at Iman in the corner and hits THE ROAD TO HELL!!! Iman drops to the mat and Venom rolls on for a cover. ...1 ...2 Meiko breaks the count with a boot to the back of Venoms head. Legacy quickly lifts Mieko into a back body drop. Venom gets to his feet and pulls Iman up. Iman counters with some hits to the gut of Venom and throws Venom into the corner before laying into him with hard rights. Maxine pulls Viking up and puts him into the corner. Maxine is looking a little faint. Maxine hits a few chops on The Viking King and an elbow smash to the chin. Legacy see's the state of Maxine and tries to capitolize with a roll up from behind. ...1 ...2. Meiko breaks the count. Meiko and Legacy brawl in the corner as Venom picks Iman Sain up and tosses him out of the ring. Viking picks Maxine up, but Maxine out of nowhere hits the #1 CRUSH ON THE VIKING KING! Maxine and Viking both collapse on the mat as Meiko hits an upppercut on Legacy, and dives for Viking. Meiko covers. The ref counts ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" MEIKO SUGAWARA WINS THE JAPANESE CHAMPIONSHIP Venom picks Iman Sain up on the outside, and chokeslams him through the Swahilli Announcer's Table. Meiko attempts to cover Maxine for the second pin, but Legacy grabs her by the foot and yanks her off. Legacy tosses Meiko over the top rope to the apron. Venom grabs Meiko from behind and hits a backdrop suplex to the floor outside! Iman, bleeding, pulls himself up on the crowd barrier. Viking slowly gets to a knee. Legacy grabs Viking, picks him up a little bit and hits the 8 MILE BLASTER ON THE VIKING KING! Venom picks Meiko up and goes for a chokeslam, but Iman throws the ring bell at Venom, hitting him in the head. Venom drops Meiko. Legacy hooks the leg and covers. The ref counts ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" JOSH LEGACY WINS THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP)-)-)

Winner: Meiko Sugawara wins the Japanese Championship. Josh Legacy wins the European Championship





The Vikingtron flickers to life to show Vox laying in a sleeping bag on the ground in the wilderness somewhere. Next to him is Dr. What?son, Vox's partner in dective crime. Vox looks up at the stars.

Sherlock Vox: "What?son, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Dr. What?son: "I see millions and millions of stars, Vox."

Sherlock Vox: "And what do you deduce from your observation dear What?son?"

What?son thinks for a minute.

Dr. What?son: "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Mars is in conjuction with Saturn in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I marvel at the rich tapestry of creation and comprehend how very small and insignificant we are in the grand scheme of things. Meteorologically, I am tolerably certain that we shall have a fine day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Vox lays silent for a moment, takes a puff of his bubble pipe, then leans over and smacks What?son on the forehead.

Sherlock Vox: "It tells me someones stolen our freaking tent!!!"

Dr What?son: "OW! That hurt! Don't you have a match tonight?"

Late Vox: "Oh shi..."

And Vox is gone. The camera (somehow) follows Vox across the wilderness in the middle of nowhere. Out of the local park, across the main road and into the VWF arena for StormFront. Where Kyle Bacon is waiting patiently for something.

Vox: "Waiting for me?"

Bacon: "No."

Vox: "Oh."

Vox continues running and gets to his locker room. But its not his locker room. It's now cisco Kid's locker room. Because apparently when Vox became champ, he had to have cisco's locker room. Even though he didn't want it because it smelt of goat cheese. He heads for his new locker room. It's locked. He pulls out a key. It's the wrong one. He pulls out another key, the door opens. Vox walks in and looks at the clock then relaxes.

Voice: "I am going to choke... you... out!"

Vox: "Wha...*choke*"

The Vikingtron fades to black.


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