Saturday, August 25, 2007
The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as Sizzle begins. The crowd are going bonkers all over the arena and there isn't a fan in his seat in this packed 20000 person arena.
(Before Sizzle can kick off, The Viking King can be seen at the door to his office, talking to about two dozen VWF Security personel)
VIKING: Now listen, somebody around here is getting some crazy ideas. They think that it's ok to take out The VWF Champion, and The Bashams. So, for the remainder of the night, you take charge and make sure that NOBODY gets in The Viking King's office, understood?
SECURITY: Yes sir!
VIKING: Good.
(Viking closes the door, and picks up the phone...)
VIKING: .... Yes. Ok... you're still good to go? Perfect. He wants to make sure that there is back... wait... what was that?
(There is a loud noise as it sounds like somebody is driving in the hallway, with screams, then silence. Viking goes over, and opens the door. All of the security personel were run over! Bodies are strewn everywhere as Viking looks up and down the hallway, then slams the door shut and locks it. He goes back to the phone...)
VIKING: You'd better get here, and be ready. Quick. (he clicks over to another line) Lorie? Yes... make sure that that the ref knows. The main event... The Viking King was just thinking... make it another Ladder Match. It'll be cheaper, so we can write more of the ladder purchases off this year... yes... make sure everyone knows. The Viking King will be in His office...
(Viking sets down the phone as he sighs and sits down at his desk...)
“To Live and Die in L.A” by 2pac Shakur plays as Dragon Fly enters the VWF arena, the fans cheer him on as he walks into the arena. Instead of wearing his standard outfit, he is wearing an outfit that is a design of a dragon. The fans don’t know what to expect now with the character and outfit change. Dragon Fly takes a microphone and slowly begins speaking to the fans.
Dragon Fly: Many of you may wonder why I changed my name, why I changed my look, and why I changed my ways, to make things simple, I am still the same guy, but with better motivation. I am still the guy that will perform day in and day out for you people, I am still the guy that will give you all 150% of my time. Many believed that Blaze was done, that Blaze was just one, well I have news for you all, I am more than one, I am the new. I am a whole different entity, I am the heir to VWF, I am the self proclaimed Prince of VWF. I will still show all you fans just how phenomenal I am, just how great I am, and nothing will stand in my way. Not that fruitcake Caretaker, not the rattle snake Stone Cold Steve Austin, and not even the world champion himself…Michael Bunda! All that needs to be said is this, as of right now…Blaze is DEAD!
The fans do not know what to expect from hearing all of this.
Dragon Fly: That’s right, Dragon Fly may have the meaning of an insect but I am not an insect! I am the other definition of the term, the definition that means, A fierce, violent, person! You all seem to be wondering what is going on in the head of Dragon Fly, but I will tell you this, Dragon Fly is the future of the business, Dragon Fly is the thrill seeker, the showstopper, the comeback kid! Everyone holding a title in VWF better beware, because Dragon Fly isn’t taken any prisoners for any reason!
Dragon Fly drops the microphone as he walks out of the ring.
P. LICKIN: And I am Joey Style's daddy.
JOEY STYLES: What? No you're not! I'm older than you!
P. LICKIN: I have REALLY powerful sperm.
Hardcore Match ,
( None )
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Tazz and Nick X both enter the ring, and circle each other. The ref gets in between the two men, and insists on checking for foreign objects. Nick X rolls his eyes, but Tazz argues. The ref gets in his face, and Tazz shoves The ref. The ref punches Tazz, and Nick X capitolizes, grabing Tazz as the bell rings. Nick X puts Tazz in a head lock, then punches him to the face. Tazz pushes Nick X off and into the ropes. Nick X comes back with a short-arm lothesline, sending Tazz to the mat. Nick X hits an elbow drop and covers. The ref counts 1.. kickout! Tazz kicks out with authority. Nick X picks Tazz up, and shoots him into the ropes. Nick X hits an arm drag, then locks in a chin-lock on Tazz . Tazz gets a foot on the ropes, and The ref tells Nick X to break the hold. Nick X lets go and kicks Tazz once to the back. Tazz gets to his feet, and Nick X runs at him. Tazz back-body drops Nick X over the ropes to the apron. Tazz grabs Nick X and smashes his head into the turnbuckle, sending him to the floor. Tazz gets on the apron as Nick X gets to his feet. Tazz hits an ax-handle drop on Nick X , knocking him back down. The ref begins the count 1.. Tazz picks Nick X up and shoots him into the steel steps. 2.. Tazz then picks Nick X up and hits a snake eyes onto the crowd barrier. 3.. Tazz picks Nick X up again and hits a falling suplex, then rolls back inside. 4.. Tazz riles the crowd as Nick X slowly gets to his feet. 5.. Nick X climbs onto the apron, and Tazz walks over. Tazz tries to suplex Nick X back into the ring, but Nick X counters with a guillotine. Nick X rolls back in the ring and covers. The ref counts 1.. kickout! Tazz gets the shoulder up. Nick X picks Tazz up and chops him to the chest as the crowd yells "Wooo!" Nick X chops him again, then shoots him into the turnbuckle. Nick X chops Tazz to the chest again, getting more "Wooo!" yells. Nick X takes a few steps back, and hits a running roundhouse kick. Tazz staggers out of the turnbuckle, and Nick X hits a hip toss. Nick X goes to the turnbuckle, and hits a back elbow drop. Nick X gets up and motions to the turnbuckle again. Nick X climbs the turnbuckle again, and goes for another back elbow drop, but Tazz rolls out of the way, letting Nick X hit nothing but the mat. Nick X gets to his feet, and Tazz clotheslines him down. Nick X gets up again, and Tazz hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Nick X staggers to his feet again, and Tazz hits a fall-away slam. Tazz covers. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! Tazz picks Nick X up and hits a ribbreaker. Tazz covers. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! Tazz picks Nick X up again, but Nick X kicks Tazz to the midsection and hits a fire thunder driver on Tazz! Nick X covers. The ref counts 1..2.. Nick X lets go, and looks to want to punish Tazz some more for entering the same ring as himself. Nick X dumps Tazz outside, and follows. Tazz starts to walk back up the ramp, and Nick X charges up after him, clotheslining him down to the ungiving steel ramp. Nick X puts the boots to Tazz, and covers. The ref counts 1..2.. kickout! Nick X yells at The ref, and picks Tazz up. Nick X takes Tazz back up the ramp, but Tazz breaks the hold and rakes Nick X's eyes. Tazz goes to the back and Nick X follows. Tazz comes out of nowhere as Nick X comes through the curtain, and hits Nick X in the head with a trashcan. Nick X staggers away, and Tazz throws the can at Nick X, hitting him in the back. Nick X rolls to the ground and into a hallway as Tazz follows. Tazz picks up a convienently placed lead pipe, and hits Nick X in the back once, twice, then picks Nick X up and takes him down the hall. Tazz kicks Nick X to the midesection and smashes his head into the wall, then turns a corner. A vending machine attendant is restocking a Soda Machine, which looks REALLY "Hardcore" itself. Tazz shoves the attendant out of the way, and shoves Nick X into the machine, closing the door. Tazz grabs the attendant's fork lift, and picks up the soda machine, and drives back to the entrance way, back down the ramp, and crashes into the French Announcer's Table. The crowd shouts "ZUT ALORS!" as sparks fly. Tazz crawls out of the wreck, bleeding from his nose. Tazz goes to open the soda machine door, but Nick X kicks it out, connecting with Tazz's head. Tazz staggers back, and Nick X smashes an entire 12 pack of VWF Hardcore Soda, Orange Flavor, over Tazz's head. Tazz goes down, and Nick X covers. The ref counts 1...2...3...
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JOEY STYLES: Nick X gets the win over Tazz...
P. LICKIN: Bullshit. Tazz should have won. He can choke things.
JOEY STYLES: I know. Up next, we have the debut of one of our newest VWF Superstars, Romeo Damascus.
P. LICKIN: How do you pronounce that?
Suddenly, the video screen flickers to life, showing a video package, where the camera pans around a white grand piano. The piano, so large that the man playing it cannot be seen; however, he is playing the Moonlight Sonata with ease. The camera continues to pan around, revealing a man wearing a Victorian style shirt, almost shoulder length dark hair, and piercing blue eyes. He sways back and fourth, to the music he creates... An almost serene feeling throughout. He closes his eyes, and continues playing, but he speaks, in almost a melancholy tone; while booming throughout the small area, keeps in time to the piano, and speaks in rhythm.
Man: To think, a home anew – Never would have thought; a place to accept the kinship, the compassion, the love. We all see with eyes blinded by hatred and the rain. Through sorrow we speak, but without a single, even a simple name. Doth thou see, I am here, yet a shadow to the wall; unearthed by your desires and pleas. To think, that you could see me, would be something to forget... I am something you wish you could be, yet something you must forget... So if you may, forget me now, for a fate befalls those true; there's nothing worse than a man alive, yet dead in a pile of ash. So hear my warnings, so cross, so bare. For if you do not – the choice is yours to make... But Romeo be forced to drive something into thine heart... A dagger, or a stake? Be thine choice, simple minds, because there's so much more to hear... By the end of mine reign of fire and hell; everything will be so very clear...
He opens his eyes, as his keystrokes become louder, creating a louder noise with the piano.
Romeo: To bring love, a new breath; air fresher than day; something fulfilled in thine life, something that we may... To think, there's so much hate, in the world that we're in... To think that we must live there; in a unholy pile of sin... Searing, it hurts; tearing the flesh right off our bones... Making us weep, making us cry; making us soil our clothes. And we cower in fear, at this here hate; not knowing what it brings... But yet there's a light at thine door, just begging to come on in... It is I, the Damascus of Truth, Romeo be mine name... Come hither, and bask in mine light, on this ever fateful day. But do not tremble, or give the greatest doubt; for Romeo will turn on you ungrateful little lout...
He smiles, as blood starts to come out of the white piano, covering it, and himself. But yet, he continues playing, as if nothing is going on.
Romeo: He will Rip Thine Heart Out; the greatest contempt – throw it on the floor; and smile as it begins. He will take this dagger; I sheathe with care, and stick it in your skull, laughing without a care... Take your crimson, flowing from your face, watching as it flows down, down... Care to be amazed? Romeo will take thine blood, and make a trophy of mine; taking your soul, and making it divine... Never to be seen, without a single trace... It shall be a promise that Romeo holds to face...
Romeo nods his head, and chuckles slightly, his keystrokes softer now, almost barely audible is the piano.
Romeo: So beware; take heed. Mine words – while beautiful, deadly to the touch; worse than a poison; worse than an acid... Worse than a female's wrath... You say you know, but you can never see; Romeo Damascus is just like you... And you, just like me... But the difference is, the potential hath be known... I can take my presence, and place it upon your throne. And to the top, I will climb, and this place will be no more. Romeo the king – will jeer and cry; and yes, it will all be mine.
And as quickly as the video screen flickers to life, it dies.... Leaving the Moonlight Sonata playing for a moment, before fading to absolutely nothing.
Normal Match ,
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Headstrong by Trapt plays as Mark Cage walks down to the ring completely confident in himself. Everyone waits for Darth Doozer, when suddenly he’s on the other corner of the ring.
Styles: How’d he get here?
P. Lickin: He should put more info on his roster bio.
Styles: I know who’s writing this match.
P. Lickin: Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
So they lock up, but Mark guts Doozer in the gut and the pulls him over and delivers a right to the face, causing Doozer to go against the ropes. Cage “cages” Doozer in a headlock and jumps against the ropes with his legs and does a full back flip carrying Doozer with him. He immediately goes into a pin.
1…2…
Doozer kicked out too soon for Cage, so he’s pissed and kicks him. He enjoys it, so he kicks him again, and enjoys it again. So he kicks him again, eventually this gets old for Doozer, and he pulls him down by his leg and begins delivering rights and lefts. The ref tries to pull him off, but Cage kicks Doozer off him and tries to go for the Cage lock. Doozer kicks him off.
P. Lickin: Here is a disclaimer from the writer…..I hold no responsibility for any wrong moves made by Doozer, I’M THE FUCKING WRITER. I NEED THE INFO!
Styles: ……….
Doozer elbows Cage down, picks him up and delivers a clotheseline that is good for a 2 count. Doozer whips Cage who ducks a right and Cage throws himself into Doozer. Instead of pinning him, he delivers a leg drop and this time locks in the Cage lock.
Doozer withers in pain as he tries to escape.
Cage laughs, meanwhile Doozer somehow finds his way to the ropes and kicks Cage off of him. As Cage begins to run towards him, Doozer moves as Cage goes thought the ropes into the barricade.
Doozer exits the ring, but Cage hits him with brass knuckles, unfortunately, the ref is distracted because the writer said so.
Styles: Lovely…
P. Lickin: Geni-o-us!
Styles: What?
P. Lickin: You and me the devil makes 3…
Styles: That rhymes with my first line.
Cage throws Doozer back into the ring. He suplexes him and then delivers an elbow drop. Doozer arises and defends himself with random actions, but Cage pulls his head down and knees it, sending Doozer down like a packet of cigarettes when they aren’t rolled.
Cage whips him to the turnbuckle and delivers a running elbow and then a falling neckbreaker on the groggy Doozer.
P. Lickin: I think Doozer is getting Doozed….
Styles: I think he’s getting the Dooze beat out of him.
P. Lickin: Leave the jokes to me.
Styles: You dooze…you lose.
Cage then delivers a Cage Drop on Doozer. Pin count attempt….I said pin account attempt….
Styles: The ref is still distracted.
Not anymore.
1….2…kickout.
Doozer does a back jump, but then falls back down from balance issues. Cage laughs and leg drops him again. Doozer counters with a rake to the eye. Doozer hits Cage with a clothesline.Doozer runs into the ropes and almost takes Cage's head off with rolling clothesline
Doozer whips Cage into the ropes, but Cage reverses it and misses with an elbow. Doozer kicks Cage with a kick….
P. Lickin: No…really? A kick from a kick!?
Doozer goes for a suplex, but Cage blocks it. Cage throws Doozer out of the ring.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Doozer reenters the ring and tries to compose against the turnbuckle. Cage goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Doozer blocks it. Doozer goes for a lariat, but Cage blocks it. Cage runs into the ropes and catches Doozer totally by surprise.
Cage executes a powerbomb pin on Doozer.
1….2….kickout.
Cage complains about a slow count, but then Doozer chops him. Doozer hits Cage. Quite a few boos are audible. Doozer whips Cage into the ropes and hits Cage with a shoulder. Doozer whips Cage into the turnbuckle and then takes him down with a leg lariat. Doozer almost takes Cage's head off with a lariat. Doozer runs into the ropes but misses with a kick.
Doozer misses with a clothesline. Cage hits a spinebuster on Doozer and nails him with a kick to the midsection. Cage executes the Cage Drop on Doozer.
Cage executes a chop on Doozerand then hits a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Doozer. Cage takes Doozer down with a lot of head shots.
Styles: I know what that’s like.
P. Lickin: That’s my joke.
Cage goes for a back suplex, but Doozer counters it with a go-behind, but Cage counters it with a bulldog. In turn, Doozer counters it with a back suplex, but Cage counters it with a go-behind.
Styles: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
P. Lickin: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cage hits a back suplex on Doozerand then hits Doozer with a swinging neckbreaker. Cage is going for the cover. Ref counts…
1…..2…… thr... kickout.
Cage screams in anger.
Cage takes Doozer down with a kick to the midsection. Cage executes a DDT on Doozer.
Cage goes for the pin. 1…..2………..shoulder up.
Cage hits Doozer with a roundhouse right and whips Doozer into the ropes. Doozer smacks Cage with a devastating rolling clothesline and executes a leg lariat on Cage. Doozer puts Cage in an STF. Cage grabs the ropes after 15 seconds. Doozer picks Cage up and shoots him to the ropes. Doozer also goes to the ropes, and goes for a clothesline. Cage ducks, and catches Doozer, hitting the Cage Drop! Cage covers. The ref counts 1...2...3...
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The lights in the arena suddenly go out, and yellow strobes begin to highlight the rampway as a mysterious figure stands. The arena goes dark again, and the strobe lights turn red, but now the figure stands in the ring.
“Defiance eats away at ones soul like a shape shifter defecting from form. My friend in misery, you will borne upon your scars now and forever hold the will of your doings against your slaves. Being one of them, I will shower that collar over you with intense vengeance and your throne I shall demand!
“I am Vashti! And my promise will be fulfilled, Thomas Halloway!”
JOEY STYLES: Uhh……...
P. LICKIN: Great, now were going to have to look at CT’s ugly face Wednesday!
JOEY STYLES: Wait... NOW what's going on?
P. LICKIN: That looks like Vik's office...
Suddenly the VikingTron shows Viking King’s office, which completely draped in flowers and the walls are painted beautiful images of naked little boys and girls in Viking helmets at play. Viking pulls his hand to his head and breathes heavily….
Viking King: This is not happening….
Rico: Ta-dah! Sizzling, isn’t it? Fits right in with the “program.” Hehehe.
(Crimson Lightening and Paul Burchill pass by…)
Burchill: Yarr, yarr…..
Crimson: What the fuck!?
(They both stare at Viking’s office then at Viking, who is on the verge of exploding and crying, and then at Rico, who is smiling and then puts his arm around the Viking King’s shoulder.)
Crimson: Yeesh…..I think for the first time….I have nothing to say…..
(Crimson and Burchill slowly walk backwards back into their locker room.)
Rico: Oh Viking! Were going places now! Were going, going and…..POOM! We’re there! Hehehe.
Viking: The Viking King needs to be alone, NOW!
Rico: Oh I understand, King. I’ll just prance off as quietly as I can….
Rico prances off screen as Viking look at the walls, and notices all the naked boys and girls playing have Scott Carr faces, with Tazz standing right behind them.
Tazz: I will fucking choke…..him….out….!
Viking King: How’d you get here?
Tazz: Fuck yeah! Choke that bitch!
Viking King looks on confused.
Viking: It’s only a painting you know….
Tazz: CHOKE CHOKE!
Viking: …………..
Cruiserweight Invitational Ladder Match,
( Cabo Wabo Middleweight Championship )
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Rico climbs in the ring, and all five men stare each other down as the crowd cheers. Jimmy Ice and Dragon Fly attack Rico with rights and lefts. Phoenix grabs Jimmy Ice from behind and whips him around. Phoenix shoots Jimmy Ice into the ropes and hits a hip toss. Dragon Fly tosses Rico into the middle of the ring and hits a knee drop. Johnny Aggression and Phoenix put the boots to Jimmy Ice as Dragon Fly stomps on Rico. Dragon Fly picks Rico up and tries to hit a suplex, but Rico counters with a suplex of his own. Johnny Aggression and Phoenix pick Jimmy Ice up and shoot him into the turnbuckle. They go for a double clothesline, but Jimmy Ice comes out and ducks it. Jimmy Ice hits a sidekick to Johnny Aggression, knocking him over the ropes to the apron. Jimmy Ice and Phoenix exchange blows as Johnny Aggression goes to the turnbuckle. Rico picks Dragon Fly up and shoots him into the turnbuckle, then climbs up for a few punches to the head. Phoenix tries to shoot Jimmy Ice into the ropes, but Jimmy Ice counters and shoots Phoenix instead. Jimmy Ice hits a shoulder block, knocking Phoenix to the apron. Johnny Aggression jumps off the turnbuckle and hits a double clothesline on Phoenix and Jimmy Ice. Phoenix falls off the apron to the floor below. Johnny Aggression hits a jumping elbow drop on Jimmy Ice. Rico punches Dragon Fly to the head as the crowd counts along 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. Dragon Fly hooks Rico's legs and hits a powerbomb.
JOEY STYLES: Dragon Fly looks to be pulling out all the stops, now that he's changed his name...
P. LICKIN: I liked Blaze better.
Johnny Aggression and Dragon Fly pick Jimmy Ice and Rico up and shoot them into the ropes. Dragon Fly and Johnny Aggression each go for a clothesline, but Rico and Jimmy Ice both duck and go to the ropes. Dragon Fly hits a big boot to the head on Rico. Jimmy Ice hits a spinning elbow to Johnny Aggression, taking him off his feet. Jimmy Ice goes to the ropes and hits a running elbow drop. Dragon Fly goes to the turnbuckle as Jimmy Ice picks Johnny Aggression up. Jimmy Ice tries to shoot Johnny Aggression into the ropes, but Johnny Aggression counters and shoots Jimmy Ice instead. Jimmy Ice hits the ropes, and Dragon Fly is racked on the turnbuckle. Rico gets up as Johnny Aggression hits a clothesline on Jimmy Ice, knocking him to the apron. Rico hits a cradle suplex on Dragon Fly off the turnbuckle! Rico and Dragon Fly are down. Johnny Aggression and Jimmy Ice exchange blows over the ropes. Johnny Aggression grabs Jimmy Ice and smashes his head into the turnbuckle. Jimmy Ice falls, but grabs onto Johnny Aggression's foot. Johnny Aggression slides to the turnbuckle and holds on. Jimmy Ice climbs up Johnny Aggression's leg and grabs onto the turnbuckle. Both men start to kick at each other as Rico and Dragon Fly stir. Dragon Fly and Rico get up. Dragon Fly hits Rico, but Rico kicks Dragon Fly to the midsection and tries to hit a piledriver. Dragon Fly counters with a backdrop. Dragon Fly goes over to Johnny Aggression and Jimmy Ice and starts to stomp on their feet. Jimmy Ice slips and falls off the apron on his feet. Phoenix charges Jimmy Ice, but Jimmy Ice counters with a back body drop onto the steel stairs. Dragon Fly starts to stomp on Johnny Aggression, but Rico grabs Dragon Fly from behind and hits a backdrop suplex. Rico picks Dragon Fly up. Johnny Aggression pulls himself back into the safety of the ring. Rico shoots Dragon Fly into the turnbuckle, and Johnny Aggression clotheslines him from behind. Rico hits a running stomp, and Johnny Aggression clotheslines Rico down to the mat. Johnny Aggression hits a jumping elbow drop, the goes to the turnbuckle. Johnny Aggression hits a knee drop on Rico off the turnbuckle, and Dragon Fly tackles Johnny Aggression from behind. Dragon Fly picks Johnny Aggression up and tries to shoot him into the ropes, but Johnny Aggression counters. Dragon Fly counters as well with a side Russian Leg-Sweep. All three men are down. Rico stirs first. Rico rolls over and gets to his knees and pulls himself up on the ropes. Dragon Fly pulls himself up on the opposite ropes. Johnny Aggression sits up and starts to push himself to his feet. Johnny Aggression hits a snap jab to Rico's head, then turns around and hits a running chop to Dragon Fly's chest. Johnny Aggression grabs Dragon Fly and tries to shoot him into Rico, but Dragon Fly counters and Rico hits a running knee on Johnny Aggression. Dragon Fly and Rico pick Johnny Aggression up and shoot him into the ropes. They hit a double back-body drop. Rico hits a leg-drop, and Dragon Fly hits a falling head-butt. Dragon Fly and Rico pick Johnny Aggression up and shoot him into the ropes. They then hit a double clothesline, knocking Johnny Aggression back into the ropes. Dragon Fly and Rico hit another double clothesline, then shoot Johnny Aggression in to the ropes again. Dragon Fly and Rico go for another double clothesline, but Johnny Aggression ducks. Dragon Fly and Rico go to the ropes. Johnny Aggression goes for a clothesline of his own, but Dragon Fly and Rico both duck. Johnny Aggression hooks the ropes to stop. Rico and Dragon Fly come full force with another double clothesline, hitting Johnny Aggression and snapping the ropes! All three men fall off apron to the outside. Rico is up, and picks Johnny Aggression up, hitting a falling suplex into the crowd barrier as the crowd starts to chant HOLY SH_T! HOLY SH_T! Jimmy Ice jumps on the turnbuckle, and jumps off, hitting a leg drop on Johnny Aggression on the crowd barrier. At the same time, Dragon Fly starts to pull himself up to the apron. Rico also start to climb up the turnbuckle. Dragon Fly reaches up and pulls himself up as well. Johnny Aggression gets to his feet and waits as Rico pulls himself to the top. Jimmy Ice rolls Johnny Aggression into the ring, who gets to a knee. Dragon Fly gets to his feet and tries to hit Johnny Aggression from behind, but Johnny Aggression sees it and turns around, blocking the punch. Johnny Aggression and Dragon Fly exchange blows as Rico dances on the turnbuckle for a few fans in the front row. Dragon Fly kicks Johnny Aggression to the midsection and tries to hit a shoulder-breaker, but Johnny Aggression wiggles out. Johnny Aggression hits an inverted DDT on Dragon Fly. Rico hops down and runs at Johnny Aggression, hitting a flying chop. Rico picks Johnny Aggression up, but Johnny Aggression breaks the hold, kicks Rico to the midsection, and hits The Snapshot on Rico!
JOEY STYLES: That's it! That's all! There's no way Rico gets up from that!
P.LICKIN: He's taken it harder, from what I've heard...
Johnny Aggression gets up and riles the crowd as Dragon Fly gets to his feet. Johnny Aggression turns around, and Dragon Fly attacks. Dragon Fly hits a snap suplex on Johnny Aggression. Dragon Fly picks Johnny Aggression up, but Johnny Aggression kicks Dragon Fly to the midsection and goes for the Pedigree, but Dragon Fly counters with a back-body drop. Johnny Aggression gets back up, and Dragon Fly kicks Johnny Aggression to the midsection, and hits the Final Cut on Johnny Aggression! Meanwhile on the outside, Jimmy Ice is continuing his assault on Phoenix, hitting a release German Suplex. Phoenix is down and out as Jimmy Ice looks back into the ring. Dragon Fly starts to roll Johnny Aggression towards the side of the ring, but Rico gets up and attacks Dragon Fly with a series of ax-handle punches to the back. Rico picks Dragon Fly up, and shoots him into the turnbuckle. Rico goes for a running clothesline, but Dragon Fly puts up the boot, catching Rico in the chin. Rico staggers back, and Dragon Fly runs out for a clothesline, but Rico ducks and hits a spinning elbow to Dragon Fly's head. Dragon Fly staggers back. Johnny Aggression starts to stagger to his feet, and almost walks off the side of the ring. Rico tries to shoots Dragon Fly into the ropes, but Dragon Fly holds on and shoots Rico into Johnny Aggression. Johnny Aggression is thrown over the side of the ring to the floor below. Rico turns around, and Dragon Fly hits a hurcanarana, sending Rico to the mat. Jimmy Ice pulls Johnny Aggression off the apron and shoots him into the steel stairs. Jimmy Ice then picks up the 30,000 lbs steel stairs, and drops them on Johnny Aggression's leg. Johnny Aggression screams in pain as Jimmy Ice gets back in the ring. Jimmy Ice walks over to one of the damaged turnbuckle posts, and rips the top off of it. Jimmy Ice pulls out an ax! Jimmy Ice tampered with the ring before the match! Jimmy Ice looks crazed at the crowd as Rico and Dragon Fly set up two ladders in the middle of the ring. Rico and Dragon Fly both start to climb the ladders as Jimmy Ice climbs the turnbuckle. Jimmy Ice turns around, and sees the two men climbing. Dragon Fly reaches the top first, and is able to barely touch the Cabo Wabo Middleweight Belt. Rico reaches up, attempting to also grab the Belt, but Dragon Fly hits him in the head, and Rico almost falls off the ladder. Jimmy Ice screams "NOOOO!" and jumps off the turnbuckle, smashing his ax into Dragon Fly's ladder, breaking it. Dragon Fly falls to the mat, unable to get the belt.
JOEY STYLES: Jimmy Ice is going to KILL somebody!
P. LICKIN: That's for sure.
Rico is still on the ladder as Johnny Aggression is able to pull himself up on the outside. Rico is climbing back up, but this time Jimmy Ice drops the axe, and grabs Rico from behind. Rico squeels. Jimmy Ice lets him go, and Rico jumps off, attempting a head scissors takedown, but Jimmy Ice grabs Rico's leg, and brings him over the ropes, hitting a powerbomb to the outside! Rico is down, writhing in pain as Jimmy Ice begins to climb the ladder. Dragon Fly is back up, and runs at the turnbuckle. Dragon Fly hops up, walks down the top rope, and grabs Jimmy Ice's head, hitting a bulldog off the ladder, sending Jimmy Ice head first into the turnbuckle! Jimmy Ice is busted open as the crowd starts chanting DRAG-ON FLY! DRAG-ON FLY! Dragon Fly is quickly up, but so is Johnny Aggression, who is on the ladder. Dragon Fly climbs up the other side of the ladder as the two men race to get to the top. They both make it, and start to exchange blows back and forth as Jimmy Ice slowly pulls himself to his feet. Rico is also up, and Phoenix somehow is up as well. Rico pulls himself up on the apron as Jimmy Ice pushes the ladder over. Phoenix gets in the ring, running toward the melee in the middle. The ladder falls, but both Dragon Fly and Johnny Aggression are able to grab the cable with the belt, and hang on. Rico is up on the turnbuckle, and jumps off, holding onto Dragon Fly's leg. Jimmy Ice runs up and attempts to jump up, but can't quite reach. Phoenix runs forward, and Jimmy Ice hits a drop toe kick, then steps on Phoenix and grabs onto Johnny Aggression's leg. Rico and Jimmy Ice both pull themselves up, attempting to climb up to grab the belt. Johnny Aggression reaches out and gets a hand on the belt, then lets go with his other hand, punching Dragon Fly in the face. The cable snaps, and all four men fall, crashing to the ground, but Johnny Aggression was able to hold onto the belt! The ref calls for the bell!
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JOEY STYLES: THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
P. LICKIN: I.. Have to agree for once!
JOEY STYLES: What?
P. LICKIN: That.. was the match of the YEAR right there...
Loser Gets Naked Match,
( Women's Championship )
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Ruthless stands in the ring, with a mic...
RUTHLESS: What did I tell you! I will ALWAYS be the Woman's Champion! And NOBODY is getting naked here tonight. Brianna Singer didn't even make it to the arena! I guess that's what happens when your brakes mysteriously fail, right? HA! There may be tougher women out there, there may be prettier women, but nobody is just plain Ruthless!
Ruthless drops the mic and returns to the back as the crowd boos because they saw no boobies...
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JOEY STYLES: Did I just hear that right...
P. LICKIN: YES! NO FUCKING BOOBS!
JOEY STYLES: I meant, Ruthless kept Brianna from getting to the ring.
P. LICKIN: Bitch.
Normal Match ,
( Britannia Heavyweight Championship )
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["Don't Hate Me" By Nerf Herder plays as Paul Burchill makes his way out from the backstage area and walks towards the ring. He stops on the stage for a moment and raises his cutlass high and then grabs hold of a rope at one end of the stage, allowing him to swing out through part of the aisle. He then releases the rope, drops down to the ground and walks the rest of the way to the ring.]
P. Lickin – What be the point of that? Arrr!
Joey Styles – Is this what I have to look forward to all of this match, you talking like a pirate?
P. Lickin – Get ship shape lad, the match be startin’ soon!
["The Way You Like It" By Adema signals the entrance of the current Britannia Champion, “All That” Lee Ryan where there is Lee Ryan, there is the beautiful Cheyenne.]
Joey Styles – The Champ is here!
P. Lickin – Sorry lad, but Lee Ryan be better than John Cena! But he not be better than the Cap’n!
Joey Styles – Can we just call the match, please?
[Lee Ryan is in the ring as Cheyenne stands in his corner. The referee takes the title belt and raises it in the air then hands it over to the timekeeper at ringide. The bell rings and the match is on. Lock up and Burchill powers his way to the corner, takes a swing, but Lee Ryan ducks and tries for a punch himself but Burchill dodges. Drop toehold by Burchill who quickly applies a headlock but Lee Ryan flips him over and counters with a headscissors. Burchill straight up and flips over Lee Ryan into a bridging pin position. …1…2… Lee Ryan kicks out as Cheyenne begins to hit her hands on the mat to gather up some support for her man. Both men get to their feet and Burchill sends Lee into the ropes, goes for a clothesline but the champion counters into a crucifix pin. …1…2… Burchill kicks out. Lee Ryan charges but Burchill grabs him and tosses him over the top rope into the crowd. Cheyenne goes to check on her man but sees Burchill ready to attack and moves out of the way as the big man leaps over the ropes with a corkscrew senton!]
Joey Styles – The big man flies!
P. Lickin – Like Superman?
Joey Styles – What happened to the pirate speak?
P. Lickin – Arrr!
[Both wrestlers are down as Burchill begins to slowly regain a vertical base. He slides into the ring and then back out to break the count and grabs Lee Ryan, rolling him into the ring so that his head is under the bottom rope and resting his neck on the ring apron. Burchill stands on the ring apron and runs across, hitting a legdrop that almost takes Lee Ryan’s head off! Burchill back in the ring and goes for the cover. …1…2… Lee Ryan manages to kick out somehow! Burchill sees Cheyenne trying to spur her man on and goes over to talk trash. Burchill now moving back to finish off the champion but Lee Ryan fights back with a few punches and a dropkick but only enough to stagger Burchill. Running in now and Burchill catches Ryan’s attempt at a flying bodypress and throws him into the corner. Booty Cutter attempt but Lee Ryan escapes and takes Burchill to the mat with the One Night Stand! Cover by the champion. …1…2… Kick out! Lee Ryan looks to the turnbuckles and climbs as Ruthless Aggression is shown running down to ringside to give Burchill some support. Cheyenne and Ruthless get into a catfight as Ryan tries for the Leap of Faith but Burchill out of the way and a standing Shooting Star Press from the challenger. Ruthless and Cheyenne are still fighting at ringside as Burchill calls for the end and sets up Lee for The Pillager. A series of elbows from the champion and he breaks free from the finish attempt. Double Impact! Cover by the champion. …1…2… Burchill gets a foot on the bottom rope! Cheyenne has dispatched Ruthless Aggression at ringside, sending her into the crowd and follows her as they continue to fight in the audience. Lee Ryan goes up to the top again for the Leap of Faith but Burchill has recovered and attacks, and Ryan ends up sitting on the top rope as Burchill attempts a top rope Pillager! Lee Ryan shoves Burchill away and hits the Leap of Faith! Lee Ryan covers. The ref counts 1...2...3...
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JOEY STYLES: And Lee Ryan retains!
P. LICKIN: Poor Paul Burchill.
JOEY STYLES: Why?
P. LICKIN: Now he won't get any booty.
Normal Match ,
( United States Championship )
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[“Glass Shatters” by Disturbed signals the entrance of the Texas Rattlesnake, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. Austin walks with a purpose down to the ring and makes sure to climb each set of turnbuckles and salute this jam-packed arena full of fans. Austin removes his jacket and throws it down to ringside as "Haunting Me" By Stabbing Westward plays throughout the arena, and the United State Champion, Creed makes his way out to the ring accompanied by Raven. As they walk down the aisle, Creed asks Raven to return backstage as this is something he has to do alone.]
P. Lickin – What is he doing? She should be out here with him for this match!
Joey Styles – I think Creed wants to keep Austin’ unpredictability factor out of this match. With Raven at ringside, it could actually be Austin who has the psychological advantage because he can use her to get to the champion!
[Creed steps up onto the ring apron, only to be knocked down to the floor by Austin. Stone Cold motions around his waist that the belt will soon be his as Creed gets to his feet. Austin opens up the ropes for Creed, but Creed does not enter the ring until the referee pushes Austin away. Creed walks up the steps in the corner and slowly enters the ring as the referee calls for the bell. Creed and Austin begin brawling straight away with Austin forcing Creed into the ropes, irish whip and a clothesline from Austin sends the champion to the mat. Creed back to his feet and Austin brings the hammer down with a series of right hands to the champion. Creed fights back and sends Austin into the ropes, Creed goes for the backbody drop and sends Austin into the canvas. Now the champion has control of the match as he picks up Austin and slams him down to the mat. Creed up to the middle rope and jumps off with an elbow drop. Cover by the champion. …1…2… Kick out by Austin.]
P. Lickin – Creed looks to have control even without Raven around at ringside.
[Creed picks up Austin and drags him to the corner where he smashes his face into the top turnbuckle. The champion shows some power as he lifts up Austin and places him on the top turnbuckle, then follows him up for a Superplex, blocked by Austin! Stone Cold is going to try his own superplex to the outside of the ring. Austin drops Creed outside of the ring and the champion smashed his face against the ring apron on the way down. The referee begins the count as Raven races out to the ringside area to check on Creed. Austin begins to rile up the crowd by taunting and leaves the ring. Stone Cold chases Raven into the ring and stalks her… Stunner to Raven! Austin starts saying something to Raven as Creed slides back into the ring. Stunner to Creed! …1…2… Kick out!]
Joey Styles – Oh My God! He kicked out! He kicked out of the Stunner!
[Austin is pissed, he picks up Creed and goes for another Stunner, countered by Creed into The Soul Reaver. Creed doesn’t have enough left to make the cover after his earlier fall. The referee begins a double count. …1…2…3…4…5…6…7… Creed has pulled himself to his feet and Austin is standing as well now. Austin charges for the Lou Thez press, but Creed dodges and hits another Soul Reaver. Eternal Torment is locked in now as Austin fights to try and get to the ropes. Austin manages to reach the bottom rope and the hold has to be broken! Creed releases the hold as Austin tries to get his breath back. Low blow by Austin, and now the Rattlesnake is removing one of the turnbuckle covers. Austin pulls Creed to the exposed turnbuckle and tries to smash his already bloodied face into it, but Creed blocks and Austin’s face hits the steel, busting the Rattlesnake open. German Suplex by Creed. …1…2… Austin rolls through and Lou Thez Press, punches by Austin to Creed as Raven is helped outside of the ring by the referee. Austin sees the referee isn’t looking and leaves the ring, grabbing the United States Championship. Austin waits, stalking Creed and smashes him in the face with the belt. The referee is back to calling the action. …1…2… Creed kicked out!]
Joey Styles – It will not end like that!
[Austin argues with the referee, and shoves him back as the referee argues and says once more and it’s a disqualification. Austin swings at the ref but Creed catches him with a DDT. Creed pulls himself up to his feet using the ropes to assist and waits for Austin to rise. Eternal Torment is locked in again. This time, Austin has no ropes to help him and he stumbles towards the turnbuckles to try and push Creed into them, but Creed has planned for this and manages to walk up the turnbuckles, reverse blockbuster by Creed and Austin is down. Creed covers. The ref counts 1...2...3...
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JOEY STYLES: And Creed walks out with the belt!
P. LICKIN: Didn't he walk IN with the belt?
JOEY STYLES: Well... yes...
P. LICKIN: Stone Cold isn't going to be happy in the morning....
Its late in the evening, and VWF’s ppv Sizzle is going well. The same can not be said for Viking Kings night. Vik is in his office, contemplating his situation, as he paces a slow loop around his desk.
Viking King: …First the Bashams…then my security teams, not to mention someone decided send Michael Bunda home in an ambulance. This whole business has that dirty Irishman’s name all over it. Well if that son of a bitch thinks he can scare the Viking King, he’s got more than one surprise coming. The Viking King will not stand for such blatant disregard for his authority.
As he is speaking the lights flicker, causing the Viking King to pause and look up. The lights flicker a few more times and then go out.
Viking King: (quietly) He won’t stand for it.
After a few seconds of total darkness and silence, the dull emergency flood lights come on, providing a dim and hazy shed of light. Directly across from Viking King, sitting calmly in one of the plush leather chairs in front of Vik’s desk is none other than Mighty Mick.
Mick: Then why don’t ya sit? And who, exactly, are ya tallkin’ ta anyway?
Viking King: Who he is speaking with is none of your concern, you arrogant little bastard. What exactly do you think you are doing here on His show? You’re suspended, remember? If it’s a fight you came looking for, He would be glad to take this out to the parking lot to put an end to your little games…
Mick: Easy there tough guy, don’ ya know tha all tha’ anger an’ stress will make ya go bald? Besides, if I wanted ta kick yer sorry ass, I’d have done it by now. No, I don’ want ta beat tha shite out of ya back here where no one can see it. I’d rather it be out there in tha middle of tha ring, so everyone will be able ta see tha’ yer all talk, an’ tha’ yer “authority” is non-existent. So, here’s tha deal, yer gon’ ta lift my suspension, an’ then yer gon’ ta step in tha ring with me. An’ after tha’ is taken care of, yer gon’ ta give me my rematch fer MY title. This all makin’ sense to ya?
Viking King: Do you actually expect to come in to his office, make demands like that and have things go your way? Your time off, and your injuries must have made you delusional. But the Viking King will grant you one of those things. Your suspension is here by lifted. Don’t kid yourself though; he is only doing this so he may make an example of you to the entire roster. You will regret coming back into his office, and he will enjoy watching you go down in flames.
Mick: Ya seem pretty confident fer a marked man.
Viking King: Confidence comes from knowing who your first opponent will be.
As Vik is talking, he walks out from behind the desk and over to the doors to the office. Mick watches him with mild interest, but evidently not concerned that Vik will spring some sort of trap on him. Vik swings open the doors, and steps back allowing some one to walk in. The gloom of the emergency lights obscures just who it is until they both walk around the desk again to face Mick.
Viking King: Mick, the man that is going to make an example of you for him is none other than a true VWF legend…The Vox.
Mick stands up and glares at both men standing before him for a few seconds before turning and starting to walk out of the room. Just before he leaves, he turns and quietly addresses Vik over his shoulder.
Mick: You won’t be able to hid behind others forever Vik. Someday, and someday soon, you’ll run out of pawns, and then I’ll be coming for the King.
Mick walks out of the room, leaving Viking King and the Vox Standing in the semi-darkness of the room
Double Ladder Match,
( Intercontinental and World Heavyweight Championships )
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Out first walks Rick. He is alone tonight. Rick struts down the ring with arrogance. He has his usual big smile. Rick slides into the ring. He sits in a corner of the ring and awaits his opponents. Crimson' music blares over the PA system. Out walks Crimson. Crimson seems to be confident tonight as he walks down the ramp. Crimson slides into the ring and waits on the opposite side of the ring from Rick. The two talk to each other a little bit from across the ring. Feelgood's music blares over the PA system. Out walks Feelgood. He has another pissed off-type look on his face. Feelgood half-circles the ring and waits on the outside of the ring as Crimson and Rick stand next to each other and call Feelgood into the ring. Gingras's music hits the PA system. Crimson and Rick's attention is now divided. Out walks Gingras accompanied by the Elder. Gingras walks halfway down the ramp and stops. Gingras looks at the Elder, then Gingras busts down the rest of the ramp and slides into the ring. Gingras and Crimson square off in the middle of the ring. Rick is going to help Crimson, but Feelgood trips up Rick and pulls him out of the ring. Feelgood drops Rick with a shot to the jaw. Gingras nails Crimson in the gut with a knee, then an elbow to the back of the head. Gingras picks up Crimson and whips him to the ropes. Gingras nails Crimson with a back body drop. Rick gets right back up. Feelgood knees Rick in the gut and hits Rick with a suplex on the outside. Gingras drops a leg across the throat of Crimson. Gingras picks up Crimson and gets behind him. Gingras pulls off a german suplex. Crimson looks out. Gingras rolls out of the ring. Gingras pulls out a ladder and slides it into the ring. Gingras pulls out another ladder and slides it into the ring. Gingras lays one ladder at an angle in one corner. Gingras sets up the other ladder in the opposite corner and also at an angle. Gingras attempts to whip Crimson into one of the ladders but Crimson counters and sends Gingras flying into the corner. Crimson follows up the whip with a clothesline. Crimson then whips Gingras across the ring and into the other ladder. Crimson follows this one up with a clothesline as well. Crimson pulls Gingras out of the corner then hits him with a russian leg sweep. Feelgood attempts to irish whip Rick into the ring steps, but Rick counters and sends Feelgood into the ring steps. The sound can be heard throughout the arena. Rick slides into the ring. Crimson and Rick team up and hit Gingras with a double suplex. Both men hold onto the suplex and combined they double suplex Gingras onto a ladder. Gingras falls to the ground. Feelgood slowly begins to get up. Rick irish whips Gingras into the other corner. Rick charges across the ring and goes for a spear, but Gingras leaps in the air and Rick crashes into the ladder. Crimson tries to follow up with a leaping ho train, but Gingras jumps to the side and Crimson crashes into the ladder and when he falls he lands on Rick. Feelgood gets up and slides into the ring. Gingras turns around and sees Feelgood. Gingras is surprised and he backs up a little bit. Feelgood just gives a sadistic smile. Feelgood takes a step back and goes for superkick. Gingras ducks, and Rick is nailed in the jaw.
JOEY STYLES: How is Dr. Feelgood back up?!?! It seems that it's unhinged Sylvaine a bit...
P. LICKIN: I guess that's why he's The VWF Champion.
Gingras looks at Feelgood is disbelief. Feelgood puts the boots to Rick. Crimson gets up and is hit with a clothesline from Gingras. Feelgood throws Rick over the ropes and to the ground again. Gingras goes to tiger suplex Crimson, but Crimson somewhow manages to counter and he gets behind Gingras and nails Gingras with a belly to back suplex. Crimson grabs the ladder and lays it down in the ring. Crimson lays Gingras down on it. Crimson climbs to the top rope, leaps off, and nails Gingras with a splash while on the chair. Crimson now stands up the other ladder next to the ropes. Crimson begins to climb the ladder. Feelgood pushes Crimson off the ladder. Gingras somehow manages to roll off the ladder and Crimson crashes onto the ladder off the other ladder. Feelgood climbs the ladder and leaps off it to the outside. Feelgood nails the now standing Rick with a somersault press on the outside. The crowd goes nuts. Gingras and Crimson are both moving slowly. Gingras gets up first. Gingras calls for a powerbomb onto the ladder, but Crimson counters and back body drops Gingras onto the ladder. Rick and Feelgood both seem knocked out. Crimson drops and elbow onto Gingras while on the ladder. Feelgood begins to stir a little bit. Rick looks dead. Crimson grabs the other ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Crimson slowly begins to climb the ladder. Gingras stirs. Crimson is almost at the top. Gingras nails Crimson with a low blow. Crimson manages to stay on the ladder. Gingras grabs Crimson and sets him up. Gingras then nails Crimson with a tiger suplex. Feelgood is finally standing. Rick is now beginning to move. Feelgood picks up the ring apron and pulls out a table. Feelgood sets it up next to the ring. Feelgood lays Rick onto the ladder. Feelgood nails Rick with a few shots to ensure he stays on. Feelgood slides into the ring. Feelgood grabs the ladder that Crimson was just tiger drivered off of and sets it up next to the ropes and near the table with Rick on it. Feelgood climbs the ladder and stays on the very top. Gingras sees Feelgood and climbs the ladder as well. They are on both sides at the very top. Gingras and Feelgood exchange a few punches. Gingras nails a hard right hand that can be heard all around the arena. Gingras reaches over and grabs Feelgood and hits Feelgood with the retibution off the ladder and all the way on to Rick through the table. The crowd goes absolutely nuts. All three men stop moving. Crimson is in the ring all by himself. He staggers around a bit. Then looks straight up. He points up to the titles. He grabs a ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Crimson slowly begins to climb. Feelgood is seen stirring first. Crimson slowly climbs the ladder. Feelgood manages to get into the ring. Feelgood pushes the ladder over. Crimson rides the ladder, and right before the ladder hits the ropes Crimson leaps off. Crimson falls a far way down and through the Swahili announcer's table. The crowd is going nuts at the displays all men have put on. Feelgood sets up the ladder and begins to climb. Gingras rolls into the ring and pushes the ladder over. Feelgood rides the ladder and leaps off right before the ladder hits the ropes and Feelgood falls and crashes through the spanish announcer's table. Vynidcator sets up the ladder and begins to climb. Gingras gets halfway up when Rick begins to move. Rick brings himself up to the ring apron. Rick climbs to the top rope. Gingras turns to look who's around, and when he sees Rick, Rick leaps off and spears Gingras off the ladder. When both men hit the ground they are all out.
JOEY STYLES: OH MY GOD!
P. LICKIN: That's what SHE said.
Crimson seems to be stirring a bit. Feelgood is also stirring a little bit. Gingras and Rick begin moving inside the ring. Gingras is first one up and sets up the other ladder in the middle of the ring. Now both ladders are standing side by side. Crimson and Feelgood enter the ring. Gingras begins climbing a ladder. Rick begins climbing the other ladder. Feelgood and Crimson roll into the ring. Feelgood climbs the ladder that Rick is on. Crimson climbs the ladder Gingras is on. Gingras and Crimson begin exchanging punches as well do Rick and Feelgood. Feelgood and Crimson look over at Gingras and Rick. Crimson grabs Rick and bulldogs him off the top of the ladder. Feelgood kicks Gingras in the midesction then Feelgood grabs Gingras and hits him with the Feelgood cutter off the top of the ladder the crowd goes crazy for both moves. Feelgood slowly gets up. Crimson walks over to Feelgood and nails Feelgood with an X-Pac-style spinkick. Crimson grabs a ladder and folds it up Crimson lays the ladder across Feelgood. Crimson begins to climb the other ladder that is still standing. Crimson leaps over the top of th eladder and splashes the ladder onto Feelgood. Crimson holds his ribs and Feelgood looks dead. Gingras and Rick get up. The two trade punches. Rick gets the upperhand and levels Gingras with a clothesline. Gingras rolls to the ring apron. Gingras stands up slowly. Rick sunset flips over the ropes and powerbombs Gingras to the ground. Rick rolls up the ring apron and pulls out a table and slides it into the ring. Rick pulls out yet another table and rolls it into the ring. Rick then stacks two tables right next to the ring parallel to the ring. Rick lasy Gingras on the bottom table of the two. Gingras quickly rolls off the table. Rick doesn't see him. Efdge hops up to the ring apron. Gingras rolls into the ring. Rick attempts an asai moonsault on the apron. Rick stops on the middle rope when he sees Gingras. Gingras grabs Rick and hits him with the absolute vindication. Rick looks knocked out. Crimson and Feelgood begin to stir. Crimson gets up first. Crimson grabs Feelgood and sets him up for a powerbomb. Feelgood counters the powerbomb and flips Crimson onto his back. Feelgood sticks Crimsons head in bewteen his legs as Crimson is stuck upside down on Feelgood's back. Feelgood sits down on the ladder and delivers a reverse tombstone to Crimson. Feelgood grabs a ladder and sets it up at an angle in a corner of the ring. Feelgood sees that Gingras's back is turned. Feelgood grabs Gingras around the waist and nails him with one of Gingras's own trademark german suplexes. Gingras is face down on the canvas. Feelgood picks up Gingras and lifts him onto Feelgood's shoulder. Feelgood goes to the side of the ring opposite from the table. Feelgood charges across the ring with Gingras on his shoulder and hits Gingras with a spear through the table in the corner. Gingras stops moving. Rick gets up slowly. Feelgood charges at Rick and goes for a clothesline, but Rick ducks. Feelgood turns around and is hit with The Rickfest!
JOEY STYLES: That's it! That's GOTTA be it!
Rick begins to climbs the ladder that is standing in the middle of the ring. Crimson gets up and sees Rick reaching for the titles. Crimson quickly gets up and in desperation pushes the ladder over. Rick leaps off the ladder and stradles the ropes. Rick falls to the ring apron. Crimson puts a few boots to Feelgood. Crimson sets up the second table that Rick slid into the ring. Crimson places Gingras onto it. Gingras somehow manages to gather enough strength and Gingras leaps up and low blows Crimson. Gingras climbs the ladder then points at Feelgood and smiles devilishly. Gingras grabs Crimson and sets him up for the spike. Gingras proceeds to spike Crimson through the table. Gingras used Feelgood's own move to put Crimson through a table. Gingras stands over Feelgood and taunts him a little bit. Gingras turns around and sees that Rick is standing behind him. Rick charges and spears Gingras. Rick slowly climbs the standing ladder in the ring. Rick is standing at the very top of the ladder. He has a hold of one of the titles. He feels the ladder shake a little bit. He looks down and sees that Feelgood is standing on about the fourth step of the ladder on the same side as him. Rick doesn't know what to do. Feelgood grabs Rick and places Rick in seating position on his shoulder. Feelgood jumps off the ladder and powerbombs Rick over the ropes from the middle of the ring and through the stacked tables on the outside. The crowd goes nuts. Feelgood takes a second to gain his strength back. Crimson sees and oppurtunity and attempts to back body drop Feelgood, but Feelgood flips over Crimson's shoulder. Feelgood takes a few steps back and when Crimson turns around he is hit with the Defibulator. Gingras gets up to his feet and charges at Feelgood. Feelgood ducks a clothesline from Gingras. Gingras turns around and ducks a spin kick from Feelgood. Feelgood turns around and is kicked in the gut by Gingras. Gingras sets Feelgood up and calls for a cradle piledriver. Gingras lifts Feelgood's legs up and tries to lock in the cradle, but Feelgood drops both feet. Feelgood back body drops Gingras, but Gingras lands on his feet. Gingras rushes to the ropes. Feelgood grabs Gingras and sets him up for a tombstone. Gingras falls over Feelgood's head and locks him into a tombstone. Feelgood turns to his side and lands on his feet in front of Gingras. Gingras goes for a clothesline but Feelgood grabs him and turns him around and locks him in a full nelson. Feelgood calls for the buh buh bob, but Gingras somehow manages to flip over Feelgood and to get out of the lock. Gingras grabs Feelgood and calls for a german suplex, but as Gingras lifts Feelgood up, Feelgood flips over and lands on his feet. Gingras turns around and is hit with an arm drag. Gingras gets up quickly and delivers an arm drag to Feelgood. Feelgood quickly gets up. Both men go for a dropkick at the same time, and they both get nothing but air. They land on the canvas and nip right back up. They stare at each other in the middle of the ring and say something to each other. The crowd applauds the stand off. In the mean time Crimson and Rick are gathering themselves, and begin to get up. Gingras and Feelgood are visibly out of breath. Crimson and Rick simultaneously clothesline Feelgood and Gingras. Both Feelgood and Gingras fall to the arpon. Rick and Crimson square off in the middle of the ring. Crimson gets the advantage with a boot to the gut of Rick. Crimson hits Rick with an evenflow DDT. Rick hits the ground with a ton of force. Rick's head bounces off the canvas. Crimson drops an elbow on Rick. Crimson sets up both ladders right next to each other in the middle of the ring. Crimson picks up Rick and whips him to the ropes. Rick and Crimson clothesline each other at the same time and now all four men aren't moving. Feelgood and Gingras are the first two to begin moving. Feelgood and Gingras begin to climb different ladders. Crimson and Rick begin to move. They begin to make their way up the ladders. Rick climbs the same ladder as Gingras and Crimson climbs the same ladder as Feelgood. Now all four men are at the top of the two ladders on the middle of the ring. All four men are exchangin punches with the other three men. The ladders begins to shake. Then simultaneously they fall, crashing to the mat. Sylvaine Gringras is the only one who lands on his feet, stumbling into the corner. The VWF Veterans all are down as Gingras puts the ladder back up and climbs quickly, grabbing the Intercontinental Belt. Sylvaine Gingras retains the Intercontinental Championship
JOEY STYLES: Well, that's one belt down. Now, will Sylvaine be able to reach over for the VWF World Heavyweight Championship too?
P. LICKIN: I don't know. Keep reading.
Sylvaine cheers are filling the arena as he reaches for the World Heavyweight Championship, mere greatness within his grasp. He can't quite reach, as Crimson Lightening is the next person up. He sees the situation, and pushes over the ladder over. Gingras falls off, head first into the ropes. He pops off, and staggers back into Crimson, who hits The Flash on Gingras! The Rick slowly gets to his feet, and Crimson grabs him and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Feelgood is up, and Crimson tackles him. Crimson hits a big elbow smash to Feelgood, then tosses him out of the ring. Crimson goes outside and puts Feelgood on the Spanish Announcer's Table. Crimson slides back in the ring ring as The Rick gets to his feet. The Rick has the ladder back up and is climbing as Crimson climbs the turnbuckle. Crimson gets to the top, and looks over at The Rick climbing the ladder. Crimson looks over at Feelgood on the outside, dazed, but starting to come out of it. Crimson looks back and forth, back and forth, torn. Crimson then finally smiles, and jumps off the turnbuckle as The Rick reaches for the VWF World Heavyweight Championship Belt! Crimson.... hits The High Feaver on Feelgood through the Spanish Announcer's Table! Crimson made his choice as The Rick grabs the VWF World Heavyweight Belt! The ref calls for the bell as the crowd cheers, and The Rick hops back down, exhausted, but clutching the World Heavyweight Belt to his chest...
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CREDITS US Title Match
Britannia Title Match
By Richard
Mark Cage Vs. Darth Dozzer
By Matthew
Nick X Vs. Tazz
Cabo Wabo Title Match
Women's Title Match
Main Event
By Triple B
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