RUSSOE: Welcome once again to VWF Entertainment, as we bring you Pandemonium II LIVE on Pay-Per-View!
TERRELL: I'm Mick Terrell and this is John Russoe, and we're...
RUSSOE: Ready to start...

Maxine Baibe vs. Lizzy Borden-Stevens vs. Genesis vs. Amy Dumas Four Corners Women's Match
ANNOUNCER: Now makings her way to the ring, weighing in at ? lbs, MAXINE BAIBE! And her opponent, weighing in at ? lbs., LIZZY BORDEN-STEVENS! And their opponent, weighing in at ? lbs., GENESIS! And their opponent, weighing in at ? lbs., AMY DUMAS!
(The 4 women start off in the middle of the ring. Genesis ties up with Maxine and Lizzy ties up with Amy. Cat calls can instantly be heard through the arena as the ladies struggle for control over one another. Maxine scores a back body drop immediatley on Genesis. Maxine takes advantage and locks an armlock on Genesis. Genesis winces from the pain but manages to get out fairly quickly. Maxine takes advantage and clotheslines Genesis down to the mat. Lizzy chops at Amys chest, knocking the wind out of Amy. Amy is gasping for air. Lizzy hooks up Amy and delivers a suplex to her. Amy is up rather quickly but Lizzy catches her with a neckbreaker. Lizzy covers. 1...2...Genesis interupts the count. Genesis tosses Lizzy out of the ring and follows her out of there. Lizzy throws a right straight to the jaw of Genesis. Genesis sways backwards. Lizzy goes for another right but Genesis ducks. Genesis moves to the side of Lizzy and gives her a big high kick right to the face of Lizzy. Amy is working on Maxine back in the ring. She has Maxine in the corner nad is hitting her with rights. Amy whips Maxine ito the ropes and goes for a clothesline. But Maxine ducks and hits Amy with a scoop slam. Amy is up rather quick and Maxine bringes her down again with a huge right. Maxine ppicks up AMY and whips her into the turnbuckle. She shoves her knee into Amy’s stomach a few times. She then sets Amy up on the top turnbuckle. She’s going for a superplex. But Amy Pushes Maxine off. Amy jumps off the top turnbuckle and hits A HURRICANRANA ON MAXINE. Amy holds the pin and the ref counts. Genesis and Lizzy are busy on the outside. 1...2...3! AMY DUMAS WINS! )
Amy Dumas wins

(The VikingTron flickers to life, showing the VWF Intercontinental Champion, Crimson Lightening standing in the hallway with Kevin Kelly. Crimson is starring off into space, deep in thought as Kevin attempts to interview the Champion.)

KEVIN: Crimson, please, we're on. Can you at least ACT like you're interested?

CRIMSON: ....

KEVIN: Crimson?

CRIMSON: .....

KEVIN: CRIMSON!

CRIMSON: Mrs. Acid?

KEVIN: No. It's Kevin Kelly...

CRIMSON: Sorry. I was just thinking of her screaming my name. But enough about that. Everyone is wondering. Where has Crimson Lightening been the last few days? Why has our Intercontinental Champion gone into hiding? Hiding? HIDING? Who's freaking hiding? Not I, said Henny Penny. I haven't been hiding! I've been making appearances on shows nobody likes to watch much. And in the coming weeks, you will all SEE what I've been doing. I've been making appearances on gameshows, comedy shows, adult shows, show shows, peep shows, you name it! And the whole time I've been doing that, I've been asked everywhere, what will happen when Pandemonium is upon us? What will The Crimson One do to The Acid One and The Eddy One. Crimson Lightening is here, the match is near, and it's time to fear, because I'm walking out of Pandemonium the Champ. Do you really think I came all this way, kicked Dare Devil's arse, took his belt, just to have Jack Acid take my belt away from me? As some wierdo used to say 'No Farking Way.' Acid can't even string together a few sentances to try and make me WANT to talk back. How is he going to continue the prestige of the Intercontinental Championship that I hold around my waist and above my big Crimson? And Eddy Johnson. Who's Eddy Johnson? 'The Dragon?' I eat Dragons for breakfast, then I eat their moms for lunch. Finger lickin' good, baby! This isn't a freak show. Who would WANT a Dragon as their VWF Intercontinental Champion? Who would want a guy who may go nuclear at any moment as their VWF Intercontinental Champion? When you think IC, you think about ME. Not Eddy or Jackie. I mean, the only reason this fed is still here is beacause of ME! Why else would my interview get put inbetween these two crap matches? They need something to balance the scale. I don't care WHO you think you are, I'm Crimson Freaking Lightening. And after tonight, Crimson Feaver is going up a few degrees. So HIT MY MUSIC!

Hollywood Hogan vs. Big V vs. The Viking King Powerbomb Challenge Match (Powerbomb Trophy)
ANNOUNCER: Now makings his way to the ring, weighing in at ? lbs, BIG V! And his opponent, weighing in at ? lbs., HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN! And their opponent, weighing in at ? lbs., THE VIKING KING!
(All 3 men start off in hte middle o the ring. Viking hits a gigantic Haymaker to Big V, seemingly knocking him right out. He starts chopping away at Hogan, calling him washed up. He sets up and delivers him a neckbreaker. Hogans up though and Viking gives him a big headbut. Hogan staggers back and Viking gives him a big suplex. Hogan still gets to his feet and Viking whips him into the ropes and hits him with a Powerslam. He sets up Hogan for THE CRUCIFICATION, but Big V interrupts it and Hogan drops to the floor. Viking hits Big V with a right. And another Right. And another. And Another. And Another. Big V is realing and Viking delivers him to the mat with a hip toss. Viking picks Big V up by the hair and gives him a DDT. Big V is getting to his feet still though,but Viking whips him into the rope and gives him a spinebuster on the rebound. He lifts up Big V and is looking for THE BIG NAP. But Hogan nails Viking in the back of the head. Hogan goes to hit Viking again and Viking kicks him in the stomach. He birngs his fist down onto the back of the hunched over Hogan, who falls to his knee. With some momentum from the ropes he delivers a huge kick to the face of Hogan. Hogan falls to the ground and Viking lifts him up. He sets itall up and delivers THE BIG NAP TO HOLLYWOOD HOGAN. HOGAN IS OUT! Viking goes over to the dazed Big V. He lifts up Big V and gives him a backbreaker. Big V is holding his back on the ground. Viking pulls him up and scores THE CRUCIFICATION ON BIG V. BIG V IS OUT! THE VIKING KING WINS! )
The Viking King wins the Powerbomb Trophy

*We see Smart A$$ sitting at a table with the VWF World Title around his waist.. The fans cheer when they see him. There’s a can of spam on the table along with a fork. Smart A$$ takes the fork and opens the can. He scoops the fork in there and takes out a chunk. He puts it in his mouth and begins to chew. He does this one more time and then stares off into space for a couple seconds before saying anything.*

Smart A$$: I just don’t get it.

*Kevin Kelly walks in with a microphone.*

Kelly: Smart A$$ can I get a word with you a...

Smart A$$: Not now. I’m pondering.

Kelly: .....

Smart A$$: ......

Kelly: ........

Smart A$$: ..........

Kelly: .......

Smart A$$: Quit looking at me.

Kelly: But Smart A$$ If I can just get a wor...

Smart A$$: A word about what? A word about how displeased I am with my opponents? A word about how I have to be the to crush Dare Devils dreams? A word about how confident Jekyl seems to be that he can please the VWF the way I can? A word about how everyone apparently thinks they can take my title? Don’t they know that Jenny only wants to be around my waist. She doesn’t want to be around some green eared artsy song writing nancy boy, and she doesn’t want to be around some bodily orrifeced obsessed nut job. She wants ot be around the smooth strong lady pleasing hips of The Smart One. And the sooner all you yahoos realize this, the happier you’ll be. But just incase all my A$$taculer fans have any doubts about the safety of my title. I recently became aware of this one hell of guy. Strong, resoureful, heroic. And all of this was due to one mystery substance.

*Smart A$$ drops a can of Spinach on top of the can of SPAM, crushing it. That’s right Jekyl, cry.*

Smart A$$: Now let us pretend that I am this “Popeye”guy. Sure I’ve got my charm already. But it’s in my confrontations that I truley shine. Now lets say that “Bluto: is jointly represented by Dare Devil and Dr. Jekyl. Dare Devil can write as many songs as he wants, and Jekyl can say as much random nonsense as he hummanyl possible, but if the Cartoons don’t lie. Then they won’t be able to touch me once I get me some of that mean grean veggie. I also got a sidekick who eats hamburgers. I just came up wtih this whole analogy thing on the way to the arena, so I haven’t put that much thought into it. I guess Vickers can be him or something. Now if you’ll excuse me.

*Smart A$$ grabs the can of Spinach and tries to down it in one gulp. He swallows a good 1/4th of itbefore throwing it down on the ground and flexing his bicep.*

Smart A$$: And after I’m done teaching 2 scared foolish little boys what happens when you go one on one with #1. Then I’m gonna find me a really skiny chick and test out my sailor talk. Then my whole analogy will be complete. I gotta keep myself busy while the B Man keeps feeding me small frys. Oh Yeah!

*Smart A$$ runs off down the hall as Kevin Kelly looks on. The fans are cheering off in the distance.*

Danny Van Dam vs. Venom vs. Surge vs. Al Snow Cruiserweight Battle Royal (Cruiserweight Invitional Trophy)
ANNOUNCER: Now makings his way to the ring, weighing in at ? lbs, VENOM! And his opponent, weighing in at ? lbs., DANNY VAN DAM! And their opponent, weighing in at ? lbs., The VWF European Champion, SURGE! And their opponent, weighing in at ? lbs., being accompanied to the ring by Kane, AL SNOW!
(Venom's music hits over the PA system and Venom comes out from backstage and makes his way down the ramp. Venom gets into the ring and tests the ropes as he awaits his opponents. Venom's music cuts out and Al Snow's hits. Al emerges at the top of the ramp. Al walks down the ramp as the crowd cheer him. Al get's to the bottom of the ramp and circles the ring staring down Venom. Al slides into the ring and Venom avoids him. Surge's music hits and sure enough Surge walks out at the top of the ramp. Surge makes his way to the ring. Surge gets to the ring and climbs the steps and gets into the ring through the ropes. The three men stare each other down as they await the DVD. DVD's music hits and out comes the VWF's most original wrestler. DVD walks down the ramp and gets into the ring as his music fades away. All of a sudden Al pounces on Venom and starts to beat him down in the corner. Surge and DVD go at it and the bell rings for the start of the match. Venom fights back out of the corner and nails Al with a Forearm. Surge and DVD exchange rights and lefts with each other in the opposite corner. Al rakes the eyes of Venom. Al shoots Venom back into the corner and follows up with a Fore Arm to the face. Venom stumbles out of the corner and Al hits him with a Snap Suplex. DVD gets the upper hand on Surge and shoots him into the ropes. Surge comes off the ropes and DVD hits him with a Hurricanrana and goes for the pin. ...1 ...2 Surge kicks out. DVD pulls Surge up and hits him with a right. Surge fights back and hits DVD with a Hard Right knocking him down. Venom pulls Al down by the leg. Al and Venom brawl around the ring floor for a bit before Venom gets the upper hand and mounts Al hitting him with Hard Rights to the head. Venom pulls Al up and shoots him into the ropes. Al comes off the ropes and hits Venom with a Crossbody taking him down. Surge pulls DVD up and executes a Vertical Suplex then immediately spins round and goes for the cover. ...1 ...2 DVD easily kicks out. Surge pulls DVD up and attempts to hit a Scoop Slam but DVD manages to counter with his wait and pulls Surge down into a roll up as The Ref counts the pin. ...1 Surge escapes. Al gets up and kicks Venom down by the ropes. Al pulls Venom up and shoots him into the corner. Al charges after Venom but he moves and Al hits the corner. Al stumbles backwards out of the corner and Venom hits him with a Reverse Suplex. Venom goes for the cover. ...1 ...2 Al kicks out. Venom stands up and pulls Al up. Venom leans Al on the ropes and hits him with some Knifehand Chops across the chest. DVD and Surge both get up and start to exchange rights. Surge gets the upper hand with a Hard Right that sends DVD back into the ropes. DVD comes slowly back off the ropes and Surge hits a Northern Lights Suplex. Surge picks up DVD. Al blocks a Chop from Venom and shoots him into the ropes but Surge is in the way and Venom hits Surge. Surge falls onto the ropes. Surge turns around to see Venom and hits him with a hell of a Hard Right sending him flying back to Al. Surge turns around and DVD hits him with a Short Arm Clothesline. DVD pulls Surge's legs up and locks in a Texas Cloverleaf. The Ref checks for the tap out... Surge reaches for the ropes... Surge get's the ropes and The Ref makes DVD break the hold. Venom stumbles back from Surges punch and Al kifts him up in a Fire Mans Carry and drops him on his back. Al goes up top and sizes up Venom. Al flies off the top turnbuckle hitting Venom with a huge elbow. Al makes the cover. ...1 ...2 Venom kicks out. Al gets up onto a knee and locks on a cobra sleeper on Venom. The Ref runs over to check it out. Venom tries to reach the ropes but Al see's him trying and pulls him back into the center of the ring. Venom starts to go limp as The Ref checks for a submission. The Ref raises Venom's hand once... twice... three times. VENOM IS ELIMINATED BY AL SNOW! The crowd cheers as DVD pulls Surge up and leans him on the ropes. DVD goes to the other ropes but Al knocks him down with a Short Arm Clothesline to the back of the head. Al carries on running and Clotheslines Surge over the ropes and Surge crashes to the floor at the ramp side of the ring.Al turns around and DVD hits a Belly To Belly Suplex on him. DVD rolls on for a cover. ...1 ...2 Al kicks out. DVD picks Al up and goes to shoot him into the ropes but Al reverses and sends DVD into the ropes. DVD comes off the ropes and goes for a kick to the midsection of Al but Al catches DVD's foot and DVD hits an Enzuigiri Kick and Al goes down. Surge starts to get back into the ring as DVD sticks the boot to Al by the ropes. The Ref breaks it up as Al has the ropes and DVD turns around to get hit with a Savant Kick from Surge. Surge pulls DVD up and pushes over to the ropes then throws him over and now DVD goes over the ropes and crashes to the floor at the ramp side of the ring. Surge turns around and starts to beat down Al with a lot of boots to the head. Surge goes over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. Surge fly's off the turnbuckle aiming for a Swan Dive Headbutt on Al but Al rolls out of the way and Surge gets a taste of the mat. Al starts to get up before Surge and he sticks the boot to Surge. Al pulls Surge up and sends him into the corner. Surge hits the corner with some impact almost knocking him down. Al charges at Surge but Surge slides out and hits a Drop Toe Hold on Al and Al's head hits the bottom turnbuckle. Surge goes for the cover as The Ref counts. ...1 ...2 Al kicks out. Surge mounts Al and hits him in the head with some hard rights. Meanwhile DVD climbs the ring post and gets to the top. Surge stands up and turns round to see where DVD is and DVD hits him with a Missile Drop Kick off the top rope. DVD goes for the cover. ...1 ...2 Surge gets a shoulder up. DVD pulls Surge up but Al attacks him from behind. Al hits DVD with a DDT and rolls over for the the cover. 1... DVD easily kicks out. Surge gets up and starts to hit Al with some rights. DVD gets up and Surge and DVD both shoot Al into the ropes. Al comes off and Surge and DVD hit a Double Clothesline on him and Al hits the mat. Straight afterwards DVD turns around and Surge hits him with a right then shoots him into the ropes. DVD comes off the ropes and hits Surge with a Flying Backward Elbow knocking him down. DVD gets up at the same time Al is getting up. Al is the first to strike with a right to the head. Al shoots DVD into the ropes. DVD comes off the ropes and Al hits him with a Double Axe Handle Smash to the head. DVD goes down. Surge gets to his feet and hits Al in the back with a Forearm. Al falls forward slightly and Surge hits him again before hitting a Crotch Slam on him. Surge stands up and comes off the ropes. Surge off the ropes and he hits a Falling Elbow on Al. Surge goes for the cover. ...1 ...2 Al gets the shoulder up. Surge starts to pull Al up but DVD attacks him from behind. DVD kicks Surge in the gut and goes for a DDT but Surge counters pushing DVD off and into the ropes. DVD comes off the ropes and Surge ducks for a move but too early and DVD kicks him in the face. Surge stumbles backa and Al Schoolboys him. ...1 Surge escapes. Surge rolls over onto his feet and Al starts to get up. Both Al and DVD charge Surge and Double Clothesline him over the ropes. Al turns around and DVD hits him in the face with a Right. DVD hits Al with some Knifehand Chops all the way back to the corner. DVD hits Al with some more Chops before climbing onto the bottom turnbuckle and hitting Al in the head with some rights. The Ref counts the ten then stops DVD punching. DVD jumps up and wraps his legs around Al's head going for a Huricanrana but Al counters locking his legs on the ropes and hits DVD with a PowerBomb. Al rolls DVD up and puts his foot on the Turnbuckle for extra leverage. ...1 ...2 The Ref see's Al's foot on the ropes and breaks the count. Surge slides back in the ring and straight away kicks Al in the head. Al manages to get up and Surge Clotheslines him over the ropes but Surge goes over with him and both men land outside on their feet. They exchange rights for a bit but Surge gets the advantage and shoots Al into the Steel Steps. Surge goes over to Al and lifts him up dropping him on the barricade. The fans all pat Al on the back as he coughs up some vital organ. Surge hits Al on the back putting more pressure on his throat. Surge goes over to the Announcers Table and gets the torch. Surge holds the torch to the ropes and they go up in flames. Surge puts the torch back on it's stand and walks back round to Al. Al springs up from the barricade and hits Surge with a Clothesline knocking him down. Afterwards Al drops to his knees as well. Al and Surge start to exchange rights and Al gets the upper hand. Al starts to choke Surge by the throat. Al pushes Surge close to the flaming ropes. Surge fights away from the burning ropes and manages to spin Al around and starts to push him towards the fire. Al fights it but Surge starts to win the battle and Al gets too close to the fire. Al kicks Surge in the groin to counter and Surge releases the hold and falls back holding something else. Al grabs Surge and rolls him into the ring where DVD is waiting. DVD immediately starts to kick Surge down. Al slides into the ring and DVD goes after him as Surge lies in the middle of the ring. DVD kicks Al in the head then pulls him up. DVD hits Al with a Jumping DDT. Surge starts to get up as DVD beats down Snow. DVD see's Surge and starts to charge at him but Surge leaps at DVD and hits a Flying Lariat taking him down. Surge locks in a Figure Four Leg Lock on DVD. The Ref runs across and checks the hold. Al screams in pain as he tries to get to the ropes. Al manages to reach the ropes but they're on fire and he can't grab them. Surge tightens the hold and Al grabs the ropes anyway. Al screams in pain as his hands burn and The Ref gets Surge to release the hold. Al lets go of the ropes holding his hands. DVD runs as Surge as he's getting up and hits a Flying Elbow Smash on Surge sending him flying across the ring. Surge starts to get up straight away and DVD runs over to the turnbuckle and Spring Boards off the second turnbuckle hitting a huge Asai Moonsault on Surge. Surge looks to be out cold. DVD gets up and goes over to Al. Al is now up holding his hands. Al turns around and DVD hits a spinning heel kick!!! DVD hops to the top turnbuckle and jumps off, hitting the 711 on AL SNOW! DVD hooks the leg and covers as the ref counts 1..2..3.. AL SNOW IS ELIMINATED! DVD goes over to Surge and pulls him up. DVD hits a Dragon Screw Takedown on Surge and rolls over into a Chicken Wing Submission. The Ref checks on Surge. Surge manages to break out pretty early in the hold. DVD dives for Surge and hits a Spinning Leg Takedown into pin. ...1 ...2 Surge gets out. DVD tries to lock onto to Surge's waist but Surge counters spinning round into a Half Boston. The Ref checks on DVD. DVD manages to turn around putting the pressure on Surges shoulder. The Ref checks on Surge. Surge twists again and manages to lock on a Head Scissors Submission. The Ref now checks on DVD. DVD starts to hit Surge in the head and Surge eventually breaks the hold. DVD and Surge get up and start to exchange rights. Surge hits DVD with a Hard Right and DVD stumbles back a bit. He gets his footing again and they both charge at each other and put each othe down with a Clothesline each at the same time. Surge is the first to stir getting to his feet. Surge pulls DVD up and goes to shoot him into the flaming ropes but DVD slides under the ropes. Surge goes over to the ropes and DVD jumps up onto the apron and grabs Suicid's head pulling it onto the flaming ropes. Surge quickly pokes DVD in the eyes and pulls back. Surge's head smolders, but is not on fire! Surge takes a running leap though the ropes, crashing into DVD on the outside. Both men are down as the crowd comes to it's feet. DVD is the first up, and he picks Surge up by the hair. DVD shoots Surge into the steel stairs, then DVD hops on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. Surge quickly crawls up to the apron and shoves DVD off into the middle of the ring. Surge climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off as DVD gets up, hitting a huge flying clothesline, taking the champ off his feet. Surge and DVD both slowly get back up, and turn to each other. DVD kicks Surge to the midsection and hits the CASH OUT ON Surge! DVD goes to the turnbuckle and signals for a hurcanaranna as Surge staggers to his feet. DVD jumps off, but as soon as DVD connects with Surge, Surge runs forward into the ropes, powerbombing DVD into the turnbuckle post! Surge viciously yanks DVD by the foot out into the middle of the ring and rolls outside. Surge grabs something from under the ring and puts it around his waist. Surge ascends the turnbuckle, showing the crowd that he is wearing the old VWF Cruiserweight Championship Belt! Surge flips the crowd off, then jumps off, hitting the UNDERDOG'S DREAM ON DANNY VAN DAM! Instead of going for the cover, Surge smiles broadly, grabs DVD and locks in the CLAWS OF RAGE! DVD screams in pain as he attempts to break the hold, but it's no use. DVD tries for the ropes, but again, cannot move fast enough as Surge drags DVD back into the middle of the ring. DVD taps out!! Surge laughs as he stands over DVD in the middle of the ring, holding the Cruiserweight Championship and Cruiserweight Trophy over his head...)
Surge wins the Cruiserweight Invitational Trophy