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From The United Center in Chicago, IL
Sunday, October 29, 2006
The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as Halloween Massacre begins. The crowd is going nuts all over the United Center as there isn't a fan in their seats.
Joe Sweep: Hello there and welcome to Halloween Massacre... After weeks of anticipation the night has finally come!
Stuart Goodman: I'll drink to that!
Joe Sweep: Speaking of which, when did you start drinking today..
Stuart Goodman: When did I start... I don't know.. I think the better question is when did I stop..
Joe Sweep: Alright ladies and gentleman to kick this evening off, lets get to ringside as our first is set to get underway.
Tazz: This bullshit is shit in bulls! I’m not standing in this very ring with that goat fucker!
Bacon: Uhh...Tazz you’re not in the ring.
Tazz: Oh I’m sorry. Let me start over! “Tazz is in the ring.” Now Bacon I am gonna choke…you…out!
(End prematch ritual roleplay)
Babanush then does cartwheels all the way down the ramp, until he remembers that there is a ring in his way and hits his head. He eventually recuperates after about 20 minutes and crawls in the ring and watches Tazz choke out Kyle Bacon. Steven Chandler then comes out of nowhere and sling shots himself towards Babanush from the other side of the arena at hyper speed, but Babanush moves and Chandler sadly ends up flying through 20 states and 400 arena walls and was found severly bloodied and bruised, but then he was suddenly eaten up a bull and died with bull shit all over him. This all happened in the space of 2 minutes.
Sweep: Um.... What the hell is going on..
Goodman: I don't know, but it's keeping my interest!
Tazz then gets up and Babanush immediately runs back to the ropes but forgets that they are barbwired and now his back is bleeding. Tazz jumps and puts the Tazzmission on him, but Babanush holds onto to the ropes and tears it off eventually and swings it at Tazz’s face and hits his eye. Babanush then Irish whips Tazz but then his arm falls off and Babansuh falls out of the ring and starts screaming in terror as he holds Tazz’s arm. But then Tazz puts his actual arm through the sleeve and sighs at his little Halloween prank. Suddenly a goat starts sniffing Tazz’s ass. Tazz gets grossed out and jumps through the ring, oddly landing on Babanush.
Tazz covers. But where’s the ref? Tazz then realizes Bacon in a ref suit and he is knocked out. Tragedy.
Thomas Wade then starts running out in an Ecko costume until the actual Ecko corpse falls on him yet again, VP Andrews runs out wooing and trips over Wade and Ecko, Suicide then steals his wallet and runs over all them in his golf cart.
Meanwhile Tazz is choking out Babanush’s goat, not knowing that Babanush is actually fucking it in the ass behind his back at the same time.
Joe Sweep: Well that had to be the most oddest match I have ever called...
Stuart Goodman: Odd.. Are you kidding me.. That was pretty damn good..(burp).. Woo that smells pretty bad... Wow..
Joe Sweep: Oh my god.. Your not kidding... What the hell died in your mouth...
Stuart Goodman: Your wife's puss...
Joe Sweep: I walked right into that one...
As the crowd settles from the weird match to open the show, the lights dim as already standing in the ring with determined looks on their faces is the tag team of Ahmed Khan and Surge - The Two Exiles. As the two men go over their gameplan "Money" by Pink Floyd starts to play and out to a warm welcome from the Chicago fans is The Collections Agency.
Sweep: Odd enough, but the fans seem to like the Agency...
Goodman: You know why?
Sweep: Tell me Stu...
Goodman: Because Chicago is the city of theifs and these two bastards are two of the best.
With a briefcase in his hands, IRS has a stern look on his face as he follows behind Repo Man who surprisingly has nothing in his possesion. As the two men enter the ring, Surge and Khan get ready to advance on the Agency when Repo Man pulls a metal bat of his jackets backing the Two Exiles off. The ref then demands that Repo give him that bat telling him this is a normal tag match for the titles..
Sweep: Well this is one of the rare matches tonight that is not a Hardcore match.
After finally giving in to the ref, Repo Man takes off his trench coat and heads straight towards the Exiles corner taking out Surge with a tackle. Khan tries to break it up but is meet with resistance from IRS who grabs Khan and irish whips him to the ropes. Khan then comes back and hits a dropkick on IRS sending him over the tope rope. The ref then calls for the bell as Khan starts the match off against Repo Man. Khan then jumps at Repo taking him down with a hurracanrana. Khan attempts the cover 1..2..and Repo kicks out. Khan then grabs Repo by the hair and brings him to the Exiles corner as Khan tags in Surge. Khan holds Repo up as Surge heads to the top ropes and jumps off hitting Repo right between the eyes with a flying fist. Surge then picks Repo up and delivers a release german suplex and attempts the pin 1...2.. and IRS makes the save as he is back up on the apron as he enters the ring and elbows Surge to break the count. After the ref tells IRS to leave the ring Surge grabs Repo and whips him into the Exiles corner. Surge then tags Khan and then knees Repo in the gut as Khan enters the ring and nails Repo with a scissor kick. Khan with the cover 1...2.. and Repo kicks out.
Goodman: The Exiles look pretty good.. Working well together.
Khan then picks Repo up as Repo out of pure desperation gouges Khan in the eyes and hits a quick ddt. With both men down their partners each extend their hands as Khan is closer to his corner then Repo. Khan then tags in Surge just as Repo makes the hot tag to IRS. IRS then enters the ring, locks up with Surge and slams him to the mat with a vicious belly to belly suplex. IRS then clothesline the incoming Khan. IRS then goes back to Surge as he picks him up and military presses him high in the air and then drops him stomach first on his knee. IRS then makes the cover 1..2... and Surge kicks out. IRS then gets up and begins to stomp away at Surge. IRS then tags in Repo Man who begins to stomp away at Surge as well. Finally after a minute of double stombing the ref gets IRS to exit the ring. Repo then picks Surge up and delivers a jawbreaker followed by the pin 1..2... and Surge kicks out.
Sweep: Well both teams showing heart and determination here. Too bad one of these two teams has to loose.
In the ring both men are on their feet exchaning shots as Repo tries to take Surge out with the 'Recollect' but Surge elbows Repo in the face and then connects with a flatliner. Surge then makes the cover 1...2.. and once again IRS makes the save as the ref demands for him to leave the ring. A little dazed, Surge gets up and goes to the corner to make the tag as Khan enters the ring and grabs Repo and hits a scoop slam on him. Khan then goes to the ropes, ascends to the second turnbuckle and leaps off with a leg drop catching the neck of Repo Man. Khan then goes for the cover 1...2.. and at the last instance IRS yanks Khan off of Repo. A little pissed off Khan gets up and heads straight at IRS as the two start to trade shots as the ref steps in between to break it up and luckily manages not to get clocked by either competitor.
Sweep: Well IRS making the save once again.. As it's obvious it's starting to annoy the Exiles.
Goodman: Screw the cry babies..
Because of his tangle with IRS, it allows Repo Man time to gather himself as he takes Khan out with a dive to the knees. Repo then makes the tag to IRS as Repo slides out of the ring and heads to the time keepers table. IRS enters the ring and picks Khan up and delivers a rim rocking pump handle slam. Meanwhile on the outside we see Repo Man with that metal bat he had earlier as he begins to make his way over to his corner. Upon seeing this Surge keeps his eyes closely on Repo. Back in the ring. IRS picks Khan up as Repo yells for IRS to bring him to his corner. This causes Surge to jump off the apron and make his way toward Repo, but not before IRS whips Khan into the ropes and with the refs back to him, Repo nails Khan in the back and the head with the bat sending him right into the waiting arms of IRS as he delivers 'The Audit'. IRS then makes the cover as Surge tries to slide into the ring and break the count, but Repo prevents this from happening as he locks on to the leg of Surge as the ref counts 1..2...3..
Goodman: And who said cheaters never win.. I guess those that never cheated..
Sweep: Well it looks like we have new tag team champions.. May of not been fun, but...
Goodman: But what... What the hell is fair in this world... Huh.. Get over it.
Joe Sweep: Well I'm sure this won't be the last time we see this two teams compete.. I mean the Exiles have to be pissed that they were screwed..
Stuart Goodman: Hey I'm sure they would of done the same had they thought of it before the Agency.. Stop being a cry baby and whinny over spilled milk.. Geez..
“Rush, Rush get the Yayo" by Camron begins to play as crowd stirs a little for the King Pin Damien King appears on the entrance ramp. Damien looks focused and a little smug at his first appearance in a VWF pay per view, as he begins to make his way to the ring. Just as King climbs into the ring and begins to try to get the crowd warmed up his music cuts and “Immigrant song” by Led Zeppelin starts to play. King looks up at the ramp in annoyance with Tony Rocky Horror stealing all his thunder. The crowd goes nuts as, unknown to King; Tony makes his way through the crowd wearing a bumble bee costume, and a pirate costume. Tony has a bag of candy, which he grabs fists full and throws into the air as he goes. Tony slides into the ring and taps King on the shoulder, causing him to jump in fear as he turns around. A mix of confusion and disgust is on Kings face as he sees Horror in his ridiculous costume. Tony tries to give King some candy, but he slaps it out of Tony’s hand. Horror looks sad for a moment and then starts to throw handfuls of candy at Damien, as he yells completely random phrases. Just then "That's Amore" by Frank Sinatra starts to play. Then half the women in attendance start screaming for Venice, as the other half just faint. Venice steps out onto the ramp, with the Internet title around his waist. There is an immediate chorus of boos from all the guys in attendance, followed by yelling as they try to shut there girlfriends up.
Venice has a smug look on his face as he walks down to the ring. As Venice gets in the ring he looks at his two opponents and chuckles, he then turns his back to them to pose for his female fans. After the screams die down, the ref calls for the bell. Damien looks at Venice, then at Tony, shakes his head, and slowly starts to walk toward Venice.
Sweep: The big man showing complete contempt for Tony in this match up.
Goodman: I don’t think King is that worried about either of them, he towers over them both.
As King starts to size up Venice, Tony takes the initiative to use the ropes to catapult himself into a chop block on Damien, bringing him down to one knee. Venice sees the opportunity and hits a low drop kick to King’s chin, dropping him all the way to the mat. Tony tries to high five Venice because of the team work, but Venice grabs his arm and delivers a short arm clothesline to Tony. Venice then goes to work stomping on King and Tony alternately, trying to keep them on the mat. After a few Kicks Damien rolls to his hands and knees and tries to stand up. Venice lays into him with rights and lefts, trying to keep him down, but King keeps fighting to get to his feat. Venice tries to hit a running clothesline, but he just bounces off the massive King. Damien catches Venice on his second attempt and levels him with a thundering belly to belly suplex. Damien doesn’t see Tony getting up and climbing to the top rope though. Tony leaps off the top turn buckle and connects with a flying cross body to both King and Venice. Tony rolls over in pain after the flight, and Damien struggles to his feet holding the ropes for support as he holds his back in pain. Realizing he has a shot, Tony quickly tries to cover Venice, but only gets a one and a half. Damien turns around to see Venice and Horror getting back to there feet, so he rushes them both with a double clothesline, knocking them both to the ground. King then picks up Tony with a military press and throws him to the outside. He then goes and picks Venice up by his hair, and sets him up for the Kings Slam, but Venice manages to reverse it into a DDT, planting Damien into the mat. Venice immediately goes to work trying to lock on the Mobster Twist, but King is just to big. Venice gives up and instead locks on a half crab.
Sweep: Venice showing his versatility with submission moves.
Goodman: Whoopty freakin’ do…
Damien cry out in pain as he tries to crawl to the ropes, but Venice has it locked in. Out of nowhere Horror climbs back in the ring and nails the unsuspecting Venice with a super kick.
Sweep: Horror is catching both Venice and King by surprise here tonight.
Tony again goes for the cover on Venice, but only gets a two. Tony goes to work on Venice, with overhand lefts and rights, until King grabs him from behind and lifts him up. Tony catches King with a thumb to the eye, and a kick in the balls, which has King doubled over in pain. Tony then Hits him with the Horrific Head butt, sending King to the mat. Tony then turns and runs at Venice, trying to keep his momentum going, but Venice dodges and drops Tony with a drop toe hold, and immediately locks in an ankle lock with out even getting up. Horror Wails in pain, and tries to fight it, but cant make it to the ropes and taps out.
Joe Sweep: Well once again Venice comes out here and defends the title..So far he is shaping up to be a pretty dependable champion.
Stuart Goodman: I wonder where Tony got those customes... I especially dig the bumble bee outfit.. Kind of reminds me of bumble bee man from The Simpsons .
Joe Sweep: ....Sigh...
Stuart Goodman: What...
The lights go dim and the heavy section of "Mud Shovel" plays. The crowd erupts with cheers as Shovelman comes out with his shovel. Shovelman walks over to the edge of the grave set up for the buried alive match and kneels on one knee with shovel extended. When the singer sings, the pyro erupts behind him. The crowd is going crazy as Shovelman holds his shovel high and yells to the crowd. Shovelman then makes his way to the ring, and hops over the ropes. He paces around the ring before standing in the center of the ring and dropping his shovel to the ground a letting out a loud "Hola" as he waits for Mick.
Shovelman’s Music fades, as do the cheers from the crowd. A few seconds pass as Shovelman starts to look around nervously when the lights go dark, and a spot light in the shape of the Celtic tri knot shines on the entrance. As Flogging Molly’s “Selfish Man begins to play. As the rest of the band begins to play along with the fiddle Mick steps out on to the ramp. A look of complete concentration is on Mick’s face as he stares at Shovelman in the ring. With a quick snap of his wrist he extends a police style Baton, and starts to walk towards the ring, never taking his eyes off of Shovelman.
Sweep: Mick has that baton he used to put Sir in the hospital!
Goodman: Did you really think he would come to the ring without some kind of equalizer to use against Shovelmans Shovel?
Sweep: That’s a good point…You must not be drunk yet.
Goodman: We’re only half way through this PPV.
Mick gets to the ring and slides under the ropes; he is immediately on guard as Shovelman comes at him with the shovel and makes a quick dodge as the bell sounds. The two men start to circle each other, Shovelman with the shovel out in front of him keeping Mick at a distance, and Mick with the baton held low, ready to make a strike where ever he can. Suddenly, Mick stops circling and gestures for Shovelman to take a shot, opening himself up for it. Shovelman looks hesitant, but takes a swing hitting Mick square in the stomach with the shovel. Mick doubles over in pain and lets out a yell, but manages to catch the shovel, and pulls it away from Shovelman. Mick stumbles back and drops the shovel and the baton out of the ring, as Shovelman takes advantage of Mick’s sacrifice.
Sweep: Mick paying the price to get the shovel away from Shovelman, but it might have cost him more than he wanted it to.
Shovelman lays a few right s and lefts to Mick before whipping him into the ropes, hitting him with a standing drop kick on the way back. Mick hits the mat like a ton of bricks as Shovelman goes to work with mounted punches, not letting Mick rest, eventually picking him up and dropping him back down again with a vertical suplex. Shovelman gets up to his feat with a smile on his face, as he picks apart Mick, laying some boots to him for good measure. Shovelman grabs Mick by the hair and starts to lift him up, but Mick charges foreword picking Shovelman up with a high double leg, and then slamming him with the Alabama slam. Shovelman rolls around on the mat, holding his back in pain as Mick stumbles back on the ropes collecting himself. As Mick rests, Shovelman gets back to his feet and charges at him, but Mick sees it coming and drops down, pulling the ropes down allowing Shovelman to go flying out of the ring. As Shovelman lands on the outside in a heap Mick uses the ropes to propel himself to the outside, hitting Shovelman with a flying cross body. Both men begin to stir on the outside as they come to there feat and begin to exchange blows, Shovelman gets a few rights in before Mick doges one and ducks behind him and locks on a german suplex. Mick keeps his fingers locked as he rolls Shovelman over and brings him to his feat and hits him with another german suplex. Mick then lets him go and walks over to where he dropped the shovel and baton. He picks up his baton and walks back over to Shovelman, who is slowly getting to his feat. Before Shovelman can get all the way to his feat Mick hits him with the baton with a full swing striking him across the side of his head. Shovelman immediately starts to bleed from the side of his head, as he drops back down to the ground, not moving.
Sweep: Holy Crap! I think Mick just killed Shovelman!!
Goodman: If Curtis can do it, why not him?
Mick tucks the baton into his boot and picks up the unconscious Shovelman, carrying him on his shoulders. Mick starts to walk him up the ramp towards the grave, when he stops and looks at his shovel. With a sick grin Mick grabs the shovel to and takes it with him up to the grave. Mick gets to the grave and he drops the shovel along side and drops Shovelman into the grave with the Finnigans Wake. He stands up with a twisted grin on his face, then picks up the shovel and drops it into the grave with him.
Mick: Take it ta hell with ya!
Mick drops to his knees by the pile of dirt and starts to throw it onto Shovelman, when out of the grave comes the shovel. With a massive swing shovelman nails Mick square in the face with his Shovel, causing Micks nose to bust open, blood going everywhere. Mick falls face first into the grave as Shovelman begins to beat him mercilessly. Shovelman pulls Mick to his feat and starts to deliver thundering rights to the bridge of Mick’s nose. By now both mans faces are completely covered in a mix of Blood and dirt, as Mick starts to put up some offence of his own. Slow at first, and building, until both men are trading blows in the grave. Shovelman gives Mick a quick head butt causing Mick to stumble back a little and give Shovelman a chance to climb out of the grave, still clutching his shovel. Mick shakes the cobwebs off and climbs out to.
Both men are breathing heavily with exhaustion, as they start to trade blows at grave side. Mick manages to lock Shovelman up and hits a belly to belly suplex. He struggles to get back to his feat, and drags Shovelman back up with him. Shovelman breaks away and starts to lay into Mick with a burst of energy. Mick takes the punches as he is caught by complete surprise. In complete desperation Mick doges one of the punches and locks on the Drunken lullaby. Mick falls backward, dragging Shovelman into the grave. In the grave Mick locks the submission in as he chokes the life out of Shovelman. Slowly, Shovelman stops struggling, and Mick lets go of the hold. He claws his way half out of the grave, reaching for the lever that drops the dirt from the backhoe. Mick just manages to grab the lever, dumping the dirt while he is still half in the grave. As the dirt fills the grave Mick pulls himself out, leaving Shovelman buried alive as the bell rings.
Joe Sweep: What a match! Mick with an impressive win here.
Stuart Goodman: Yeah one down and one more to go... By the end of the night Mick is going to be 2-0.
Joe Sweep: Is that so...
Stuart Goodman: Damn right..
Joe Sweep: Alright, well up next is the much hated fued between Dave Payne and the VWF United States Champion Chase Houston.
"DevilDriver" blasts across the speakers. The fans cheer vividly as "Insane" Dave Payne walks out from under the VikingTron. He has the United States Championship across his waist.
He saunters down the ramp and rolls into the ring.
Sweep: The challenger awaits the champion.
"Cocky" rocks the arena. The VWF fans boo as the current United States Champion walks out onto the rampway.
Sweep: This is going to be a match for the ages.
Goodman: It's funny how the United States Championship has probably some of the most interest with it. It was originally won by Ace Montana in a tournament where the final match had him pitted against Justin Possible and The Viking King.
Sweep: That's right and then Justin Possible defeated Ace and easily brought some of the most controversial moments about. Then, shocking the world, Justin was defeated by Chase, which we later found out was premeditated so he could grab the World Heavyweight Championship. Chase has been the champ since. But, with Payne stealing the belt, Chase has been infuriated beyond belief. This match has all the chances to live up to previous encounters for this coveted belt.
Chase Houston and "Insane" Dave Payne glare at each other from across the ring. Payne is leaning up against a turnbuckle in a sitting position. He appears non-chalant. Chase, on the other hand, seems very apprehensive. He can't wait for the bell to sound so he can make bad things legal. Payne pulls himself to his feet and then the bell sounds. The two men meet up in the middle of the ring. Payne pulls Chase down by his hair. Chase gets up and meets with a barrage of stiff shots from Payne. Payne then throws some kicks into the ribs of Chase, causing Chase to roll out of the ring to catch his breath.
Sweep: Dave Payne is taking it to Chase Houston!
Chase rolls back into the ring. The ref doesn't let Payne jump on Chase like Dave wants to. Chase stands up and Payne pushes the ref out of the line of fire and runs at Chase. He spears Chase down and feeds him a dozen more stiff punches. The ref pulls Dave off of Chase. Dave knocks the ref out. The arena roars with cheers.
Goodman: Well, that ref really shouldn't have been trying to get involved in the match the way he had been.
The fans cheer as Payne rolls out of the ring and begins to rummage under the ring. Chase sees this as an awesome opportunity and bounces off the ropes. He attempts a suicide dive through the ropes. Payne notices and quickly holds a chair up. Chase screams and crashes into the chair.
Sweep: Oooh...
Chase rolls around the ground holding his head. Payne smirks and pulls Chase to his feet. He tosses him over the guard rail. The fans scatter. Payne drags Chase by his hair to the edge of the area, where the boards meet the concrete. Payne pulls Chase up and smashes his face into the plexiglass. It doesn't break so Payne continues the smashing. Chase's face is bloody and swollen. Payne, in a dissapointed state, tosses Chase onto the concrete. He kicks Chase a few times and grabs one of the steal folding the chairs. The fans are rabid.
Sweep: Dave Payne is relentless.
Goodman: Chase hasn't even gotten a hit in.
Payne cracks Chase in the ribs with the chair. The fans cringe. Chase rolls around holding his ribs. A couple members of the crowd push their way through. Two large men stand across from Payne. He stops the assault and looks at them. They drop their hoodies and reveal they're Aries and Papa Pain. Dave looks shocked.
Goodman: It's Player's Inc.! Oh my God! Payne's fucked!
Payne swings the chair at Papa Pain, but his simply punches it. It flies out of Payne's hands and onto the floor. Payne starts throwing wild punches at both men, but they don't do much. Papa Pain head butts Payne and sends him staggering back. Aries and Pain beat Dave back towards the ring and they toss him over the guard rail. Aries pulls a table out from under the ring. He sets it up. Papa Pain grabs Payne by the throat and proceeds to chokeslam him through the table. Payne's head cracks the side of it. Aries grabs Payne and attempts to break the table with the challenger's body. An F-5 later, and Payne is on the ground in a heap. The fans are roaring with boos. Chase Houston stumbles back to the ring. He gets over the barricade.
Sweep: This is insane! Chase can't win it this way.
Pain grabs Payne and lifts him up in a gorilla press and throws him over the top rope. Payne's faces and body hit the canvas and he rolls around in pain. Chase rolls in afterwards with a pipe he grabbed from under the ring. He limps into a corner and waits for Payne to get to his feet. Payne does. Chase cracks Payne over the head with the pipe, sending Payne to the canvas in a heap. Chase quickly covers him. The ref gets down and counts 1, 2, 3. The crowd boos. But the ref sees that Payne's foot is on the rope. He signals that the match isn't over. Chase is celebrating in the ring. Papa Pain and Aries are pointing at Dave. They're telling Chase it's not over.
Goodman: Chase doesn't know what's going on.
Sweep: Does he ever?
Payne, his face red with his own blood, gets to his feet. He looks at Chase, smiles a sadistic smile, and flips Chase off. Chase is in a fit of rage. He's stomping in the ring. Payne quickly grabs Chase and hits the Structural Defect. The crowd pops loud. Payne covers Chase. Before the ref can count to three, he's pulled out of the ring and chokeslammed by Papa Pain.
Sweep: What the hell! Payne has no chance with these odds!
Goodman: That's the way they want it... It's smart thinking.
Payne gets up and glares at Aries and Pain. They slowly crawl into the ring. Dave chases them out with Chase's pipe. They both take turns attempting to get in, then jumping down when Dave runs at them. Chase lies in the ring motionless. Suddenly, "Stigmata Diaboli" hits the speakers. The arena roars with the loudest pop of the night.
Sweep: Can it be?!
Goodman: This isn't good...
Justin Possible runs down the ramp with a taser. He immediately runs to Papa Pain and zaps the big man. Pain twitches on the mat. Aries goes to help his friend, but he gets pepper sprayed in the face and tasered too. The arena is roaring. Payne is shocked. Justin points at Chase and yells "Kill that bitch!" A new ref runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Payne pulls Chase up and whips him into the ropes. When Chase is back at Payne, Dave hits him with another Structural Defect. He looks like he's about to cover him, but Possible yells something else.
Sweep: This is too much! Chase is out! End the misery!
Justin yells for Payne to pick up Chase. A little hestitant knowing the match is pretty much over Payne does it anyways. While Payne holds him up Justin begins taunting Chase as he slaps him across the face a couple times. Justin then holds the taser in the air as he presses the button causing it to crackle with electricty. Justin then goes to zap Chase but Chase moves causing Justin to zap Payne instead. Payne falls to the canvas like a sack of potatoes as Justin looks on stunned. Justin then tries to zap Chase, but Chase grabs Justin's wrist and whip tosses him over the top rope. Chase then picks up the half conscious Payne. Chase then delivers the 'Devils Dance' and then hooks both of Payne's legs as the ref counts 1...2....3....
Sweep: Stu, I can't believe this.. I mean instead of helping Payne, in reality Justin cost him the title...
Goodman: Damn it... Shit... How the hell did Chase pull this out..
As Chase leaves the ring with his VWF United States Championship, he draps it over his shoulder and back pedals up the ramp way as we Justin Possible looking in at Payne and back up at Chase with a extremely pissed off look on his face as the camera pans to the announcers.
Joe Sweep: Wow.. What a much.. I mean Dave Payne seemingly had Chase beat... He was all set to walk out of the United Center the champion..
Stuart Goodman: Yeah don't fucking remind me.. Now we have to see this asshole Chase carry around the title some more..
Joe Sweep: My question is how is Dave going to respond to this....
Stuart Goodman: God only knows.. Man I need a drink.
"Paint It, Black" begins to play as John Crazy makes his way down to the ring.
Sweep: Well John Crazy is sure going to have his hands full tonight.
As Crazy makes it to the ring, he slides under the ropes and stands in the center of the ring as the lights sputter as "Slow Chemical" plays and out comes Synic with the VWF Intercontinental Tile drapped over his shoulder.
As Synic slowly makes his way down the ramp we see Crazy start to get a little antsy As Synic approaches the ring, Crazy rolls under the ropes and grabs a mic.
John Crazy: Hey man, be cool, I have absolutely no beef with you. In fact I respect you. But I respect my health more than your Intercontinental title. So, I feel it is in my best interest to save myself for the gauntlet and forfeit my title shot...
Before Crazy can finish, Sage comes from out of the crowd and nails Crazy in the back of the head with a stiff arm to the back of the head. Crazy stumbles but Sage grabs him and smashes him into the turnbuckle. Sage picks up a disoriented Crazy and hits the Awakening before rolling him back into the ring. Synic watches this as it happens, and the ref just shrugs his shoulders and rings the bell anyway. Synic picks Crazy up and connects with the 'Judgement Day Slam' before making the pinfall.
Referee: One! Two! Three!
Synic calmly grabs his title and makes his way down the ramp as Crazy is left in the ring wondering what happened.
Joe Sweep: Crazy tried to save himself for tonight's main event, but Sage made sure he would "compete".
Stuart Goodman: Well Crazy should have just stayed in the back, I guess. Sage probably attacked Crazy to keep him out of his and Havik's match.
